“Great. Well done, Hat. Another job for you. You seemed to get on all right with Sidney Parker? Well, get yourself up to the hotel and talk to him again.”
“Yes, sir. Sir, is it right what they’re saying, that he’s gay?”
“Doesn’t bother you, does it?”
“No, sir,” said Hat indignantly.
“Oh, I get it. You thought he liked you for your cultural depth and witty conversation! Don’t brood on it, Hat-use it! Undo another button on your shirt if it helps. I want to know precisely when he and Ted Denham stopped screwing in their little love nest on the cliff. Maybe Sid likes to keep check of how long it takes. He is, after all, an accountant. Okay?”
“Yes, sir,” said Hat unhappily.
“If he doesn’t want to be cooperative, you might like to wonder why, when his niece Minnie told him she’d stumbled upon Dr. Feldenhammer performing an act of indecency with an underage girl who also happened to be his patient, he didn’t inform the authorities.”
“But Miss Bannerjee was seventeen, sir,” objected Hat.
“You know that and I know that, but there’s no reason for Sidney Parker to know that, is there?” said Pascoe. “Call me if you get anything.”
He rose and went out to his car. When he got back to the Hall he found as expected that Dalziel and Novello had returned with the Denhams. He’d left instructions with Wield to keep them separate, Ted in the Incident Room, Esther in the Hall.
Dalziel was sitting on the lawn talking to Charley Heywood and her brother. There was another figure with them. Sammy Ruddlesdin.
“What the hell’s he doing there?” Pascoe demanded of PC Scroggs.
“Said he was waiting for you, sir. Said you were expecting him.”
In a sense it was true. But he was in no mood to exchange pleasantries with the journalist just now.
Dalziel had spotted him and rose not without effort from the grass. Ruddlesdin started to get up too, but the Fat Man put his hand on his shoulder and pushed him back down.
“So what’s she say?” he asked as he joined Pascoe on the steps.
“A convenient CRAFT moment,” said Pascoe.
“Nay, don’t be cynical,” said Dalziel. “Experience like that, nasty knock to the head, does funny things to the mind, as I know. Even now, most of what happened afore I got blown up is like an old movie I saw years back and didn’t much care for. Any road, why should she lie?”
“Because she’s not yet sure which way the wind is going to blow,” said Pascoe.
“Which wind’s that?”
“The wind that Ted Denham blows out of his mouth when he talks. How did he look when you picked him up? Any problem?”
“Came like a lamb. When I mentioned his watch, he went and got it for me. Gave it to yon Frodo to check out, but you were right, the broken catch were dead flimsy.”
“Excellent. And Esther?”
“No problem either. At a guess I’d say being brought in didn’t come like a bolt from the blue to either of them.”
“Meaning they’ve probably been doing a bit of rehearsal,” said Pascoe. “With the woman as director and scriptwriter. Be interesting to see if Ted can remember his lines. I think I’ll start with Esther. That way I’ll know what the lines are.”
Dalziel said, “Pete, about Ted and Clara, you’re forgetting one thing, aren’t you? When me and Ivor went off to Denham Park, you didn’t know then the will wasn’t valid.”
“So?”
“So that fancy tale you wove doesn’t make sense if, soon as the bart mentions the will to Clara, she says, ‘What the fuck are you talking about?’ I mean, once he catches on that her signature must be a forgery, he’s home and clear, isn’t he? Let them find the will! It changes nowt!”
Pascoe was unconcerned.
“Makes no difference. Clara’s a very bright girl. I can imagine Denham rattling on at great length, putting on the charm, imagining he was overcoming her scruples with his subtle arguments, while all the time he was only giving her space to get her head round what he was saying. She tells him she’ll need time to think. He thinks she means whether to be a good honest citizen or to tear up the will. Whereas what she’s really thinking is: I need to see this will. And by the time she finds it, she’s worked out it doesn’t matter if it’s valid or not, as long as Sir Ted thinks it is! Like I say, a bright girl.”
“Not all that bright,” said the Fat Man. “Else she’d have also worked out Ted were the person benefiting most from Daph and Ollie’s deaths, so maybe it weren’t so clever meeting up with a possible killer on an empty beach. And another thing, if Ted thought he’d been disinherited, why the fuck would he want to kill his aunt anyway?”
“I don’t know, Andy,” said Pascoe, irritated. “Perhaps it was a spur of the moment thing. I’ll ask him about it when I interrogate him, shall I? By the way, was Ruddlesdin here when you brought the Denhams in?”
“’Fraid so.”
“Shit. Tell him I’ll kill him if he prints anything before he gets my say-so.”
“Pete, it’s no use gagging the Mid-York News. By now the national vultures will be dropping down on Sandytown. If I were you, I’d think about a press conference.”
“Never thought I’d see the day when you suggested that, Andy.”
“Never thought I’d see the day when you didn’t, Pete.”
The two men looked at each other in silence for a while, then Pascoe forced a smile and said, “Well, I’d better not keep Esther waiting any longer.”
“You don’t want me to sit in then?”
Pascoe said, “I think not. But thanks for the offer.”
“Anytime,” said the Fat Man. He turned and walked away to rejoin the trio on the lawn. As he reached them, he said, “Twang!”
“What?” said Charley.
“Nowt. Just the sound of an umbilical cord snapping.”
“So what’s happening, Mr. Dalziel?” said Ruddlesdin. “How soon can we expect to hear that Sir Edward’s been charged?”
“Don’t think you’ll be able to hear owt for the sound of my stomach rumbling,” said Dalziel. “I’m fair clemmed. Charley, George, you can’t lie around here all day, cluttering up a crime scene. On your feet. We’re all off to the Hope and Anchor. Mr. Ruddlesdin’s treat.”
Sammy Ruddlesdin looked ready to object. Then he looked up at Dalziel’s bulky figure, looming over him like the Old Man of Hoy.
“My pleasure, Mr. Dalziel,” he said. “My pleasure.”
11
Pascoe had his strategy all carefully worked out as he made his way to the big drawing room. Esther would be sitting on the sofa that Beard had occupied, her expression a mix of weary indifference and intellectual superiority. Novello would be sitting watchfully opposite her. On his entrance, the DC would rise and vacate her seat. He would sit down, smile, apologize for keeping Esther waiting. And then he would take her through her initial statement, getting her to reconfirm every last detail. Eventually he would start gently nudging her into making alterations. Why, if she’d avoided the storm, had she felt the need to change her clothing? How, if she hadn’t been among those who removed the body from the hog roast basket, had she come to burn her arm? What was that? You haven’t burnt your arm? Perhaps you’d care to roll up your right sleeve…?
Eventually she would have to abandon her script and move on to his and then the drama was ready to unfold.
But when he pushed open the door, he realized that he’d been rehearsing the wrong play.
Esther Denham wasn’t sitting on the sofa but was at the open bureau, writing. She wasn’t wearing an arm-concealing blouse, but a sleeveless top, revealing a neat dressing on her right forearm. Novello, standing behind her, looked round at Pascoe’s entry and shrugged helplessly.
“Miss Denham,” said Pascoe.
“Almost finished,” said the woman without looking up. “When they said you were delayed, I thought it would speed things up if I wrote out my revised statement. There, that’s finished.”