“Oui, monsieur. I have train as a Catholic priest,” Levi said.
“Hah! Good show! Come here. I’ll have your opinion on this ungodly business of so-called scientific advancement. You are cursed with being a Frenchie, I discern, but I’ll not hold that against you. Come! Come!” The old man lifted his walking stick and prodded it in Swinburne’s direction. “And you, young lady, out! Out! Wrong room, wrong gender! Lord have mercy! In trousers, too! Whatever is the world coming to?”
The poet stood with mouth agape, then spun on his heel and demanded a large brandy from one of the clockwork footmen.
While Levi attended to the unenviable task of keeping Uncle Renfric occupied—and cousins Rudolph and Jack took to the billiard table with Smythe Piggott—Burton, Swinburne, Monckton Milnes, Doctor Bird, Sam Beeton, and Henry Arundell seated themselves upon three leather sofas positioned around a low coffee table.
“Speaking of Bazalgette—” Beeton started.
“I fervently wish I hadn’t been,” Swinburne interrupted.
“—have you heard about the adventures of the Norwood builders?”
Burton recalled reading something about it in the newspapers. “In relation to the southern part of the sewer system, I believe?”
“Yes. Bazalgette is appropriating the subterranean River Effra, as he did with the Tyburn, turning it into an outlet tunnel from Herne Hill all the way northward to Vauxhall, but his workers are in revolt due to the ghosts.”
“Ghosts?” Henry Arundell asked.
Beeton nodded. “The river has its origins about a mile south of the construction site and runs past the Norwood Cemetery catacombs. The workers are convinced the upper reaches of the waterway are haunted. The poor blighters are so terrified, old Bazalgette can hardly get a day’s work out of ’em!”
Burton grunted dismissively. “The average Englishman possesses the very same superstitious fears as an African tribesman, yet we claim ourselves a superior race.”
“What a contrast,” Monckton Milnes mused. “The irrational at one end of the river and the rational at the other.”
“Rational? How so?” Doctor Bird asked.
“The river joins the Thames at Vauxhall, very close to the DOGS’ headquarters. It flows from the funereal to the functional.”
Bird shuddered. “Thank goodness for that. Were it reversed, we should have to rename it the Styx. Brrr! I don’t like the idea of an underground river.”
Nor did Burton. He had a strong aversion to enclosed spaces.
He struggled to clarify a lurking thought. Something had just occurred to him but, like the Effra, it bubbled far beneath the surface. Having failed to drag it into his conscious mind, he was left with the irritating sense that he knew something important but couldn’t identify what.
Think, you dolt! Think!
PEACE AND GOODWILL TO ALL MEN!
The 11th Hour of the 11th Day of the 11th Month
THE COMMENCEMENT OF THE
CENTRAL GERMAN CONFEDERATION
AND THE SIGNING OF
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QUEEN VICTORIA MEMORIAL, GREEN PARK, LONDON
His Majesty King George V; HRH Prince Albert;
Prime Minister Disraeli and His Majesty’s Government;
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The Göttingen Seven; Count Franz Anton von Kolowrat-Liebsteinsky.
A GOLDEN DAWN FOR EUROPE!
UNITY AND PROSPERITY!
Having enjoyed an extravagant dinner, Burton and his companions were given a tour of New Wardour Castle. The mansion was enormous, and had many high painted ceilings and ornate fireplaces. The ballroom, on the first floor, was perhaps eight times bigger than the one in the Orpheus, with Roman columns rising to a vaulted ceiling from which three elaborate chandeliers hung. A decorative balustrade circled the chamber, from which spectators could look down upon the dancing couples.
The party socialised until near midnight, then the houseguests retired to their rooms; however, shortly before they did so, Burton found a moment to converse alone with Sister Raghavendra.
“Why such concern?” he asked. “Isabel appears in fine fettle.”
“You must tell her to rest,” she replied. “She’s so thrown herself into arranging the party that she’s become overwrought and exhausted. She’s hiding it well, I’ll admit, but I can sense it.”
“I know to trust your judgement, Sadhvi. Thank you. I’ll ensure she has a leisurely day tomorrow.”
When Burton entered his bedchamber, he saw that Bram Stoker had laid out his pyjamas and provided a fresh basin of water along with laundered towels. The lad was now snoring in the next room.
The explorer washed, undressed, and got into bed. He performed a Sufi meditation—one that always sent him quickly into the depths of sleep—and he dreamt.
You’re awake.
No, I’m not.
You are. Get out of bed. Open the curtains.
He sat up and swung his feet to the floor, stood, and walked over to the window.
Look outside.
He took hold of the thick material, drew it to either side, stepped closer to the glass, and peered out. A half-moon was shining behind ragged, fast-moving clouds. Stars flickered, vanished, and reappeared. The landscape crawled with shadows and silver light. There was a path. It cut across a neatly trimmed lawn, ran alongside flower beds, and meandered through the inky darkness beneath breeze-blown trees.
He saw a ghost.
The window’s glass was old and uneven. It distorted the vista. When he moved his head—which he did now—everything outside undulated and jumped. The wraith was there, then not there, then there again. It vanished into shadow and was then momentarily made vivid by moonlight. He struggled for a clear view of it.
A woman?
Yes. Flitting along the path, in a white gown that rippled and flapped around her.
She was moving away from the house. He watched as she darted across a wide wooden bridge spanning a stream then plunged into the gloom at the edge of a thickly forested area.
This is a dream.
If that is true, wake up.
He opened his eyes. Watery daylight was leaking into the bedroom through a chink between the closed curtains. He turned onto his side and took his pocket watch from the bedside table. It was half-past seven. He sat up, stretched, and hissed as his ribs complained, then lay back with his hands behind his head.
He struggled to bring a half-formed thought to conception. It had been there since yesterday evening, nagging at the back of his mind. Something concealed yet…obvious. Damnation, what was it?
It evaded him. However, while wrestling to bring it forth, he instead remembered the dream. Frowning, he sat up again, looked at the window, and muttered, “The Norwood ghosts,” for it was obvious to him that the talk of the River Effra hauntings had invaded his sleep. He got out of bed, crossed the room, drew the curtains, and looked out. Under a grey, threatening sky, the landscape was exactly as he’d seen it under the half-moon.
He tried to recall whether he’d looked out of this window yesterday. He didn’t think he had. How, then, could he have dreamt the view?
A raven flew into the glass with a loud bang. The window cracked and Burton leaped back with a yelp of surprise. The bird dropped from sight.
He put a hand to his chest. His heart was hammering. He fought to calm himself.
The connecting door opened and Bram stepped in.
“Mornin’ to ye, Cap’n. Did ye drop somethin’?”
“Good morning, lad. No—a bird hit the windowpane. Startled me. Did you sleep well?”
“Aye, the sleep o’ the dead. Will I be a-layin’ out your mornin’ suit?”
“Yes please, then go downstairs and find yourself something to eat.”