The invitation-key promised that our reception would be lavish. Yet, in my unsuspecting way, I was surprised by the venue. The Industrial Arena was not a makeshift stage in some factory or warehouse, but a convention centre on the outskirts of the city, just beside the motorway, with its own squash courts, a miniature golf course, and facilities for simultaneous translation. I had to leave my car in a parking lot and take a shuttle bus to the main complex.
The bare concrete façade of the banqueting hall, where I had been conveyed along with several other guests, reminded me again of a factory. But once I had made my way up an angular ramp and passed through some sliding doors, I found myself in a luxurious lobby, with carpets underfoot and chandeliers overhead.
Apparently I was early, for the place was nearly empty (six for six thirty, the invitation said). Near the entrance was a long table laden with glasses and I went hopefully towards it. A waitress handed me a brimming champagne flute. Another woman shook my hand and bade me welcome. A third ushered me towards a desk, where the early arrivals were having their names ticked off on a list, and I joined the end of a short queue.
I felt a flutter of panic when I saw the same black key ring dangling from three different forefingers in the queue ahead of me. What if Natalie had forgotten to notify them about our special arrangement? But there was no need to worry. My name was soon located on the list and my table pointed out to me on a seating plan. I went on into the hall.
All around me table tops floated like pale rafts on a dark sea. In the centre of each was a tower supporting a candle and a number. Here and there, a figure submerged in shadow clung to the edge of a table. I passed between them, repeating my own number to myself under my breath.
My place was in a corner near the emergency exit. It was as far away from the stage, an empty space flanked by loudspeakers and overhung by lights on metal bars, as it was possible to be. A card with my name on it indicated that the seat reserved for me was the worst in the house: if I sat here, I would have my back to the action. I quickly switched my card with that of a Mr Madondo on the opposite side of the table. Though I was now fractionally further away, I would at least enjoy a comfortable view.
On the seat of my chair lay a goodie bag containing several items of commemorative clothing, a sticker for attaching a licence disc to the windscreen, a sheet of plastic, and some booklets about the new Ford Kafka. The compilers of these publications had evidently been forbidden to depict the product, for there were no photographs at all, only glossy black rectangles and squares.
I turned my attention to the table decorations. The centrepieces proved to be parts of engines, artfully arranged with indigenous fruits and gourds, and proteas and veldgrasses spray-painted black.
The first course stood ready to be consumed: a number of pink shrimps curled up in a nest of alfalfa sprouts. Good manners required that I wait until all my dinner partners were seated. But then Mr and Mrs Rosen arrived, introduced themselves, tucked their napkins into their collars and began to eat. I followed their example. More and more guests appeared. Some opened their goodie bags as eagerly as children, others stored them under their seats without a glance. The air was filled with the clinking of cutlery on china, waiters began to circulate with wine, and soon the seats to the left and right of me were also occupied — Dr and Mrs Immelman, Ms Leone Paterson, Mr Bruintjies. Mr Madondo, whose place I had usurped, seemed not at all bothered by his situation, and my conscience was clear.
Despite our head start, Dr Immelman was the first to finish and, flinging down his fork, he challenged me to a conversation. Only then, when he stared at my lapel, did I realise that all the others were wearing badges with their names on them. However, that was the only uniformity I could discern. Mr Madondo was clad in a well-tailored tux, for instance, whereas Dr Immelman, in the name of the ‘traditional’, had gone for a khaki lounge suit and a hunter’s hat. I asked about the badges. There was a table in the lobby, Dr Immelman said, where they had to be collected. Being new at the game, I had failed to notice it. I rose to rectify the omission — a badge with my name on it would be a far more desirable memento of the evening than any number of T-shirts and caps — but just then the stage lights dimmed, ominous music welled out of the loudspeakers, and the show began.
II
Midnight in Bohemia. In the distance, the silhouette of a castle on a rocky outcrop. At its foot, scraps of alleys and squares, the ruined pergolas of roadside inns, islands of cobble in rivers of shadow. On one of these moonlit islands, some lucky survivors, down at heel and pale as corpses, are trudging endlessly up a single stair. On another, a solitary girl lies writhing. Meanwhile, a boy in striped pyjamas confirms the dimensions of an invisible cell with the palms of his hands.
Then a droning undercurrent in the music surges to the surface. Driven aloft by this sound, a dozen narrow columns begin to rise from the floor. On top of each column a limp figure lies supine, limbs dangling, like a sacrificial victim upon an altar.
Natalie had intimated that Kafka himself would put in an appearance and that this pivotal role might be played by a woman. I was sure she meant herself, but her tone warned me to postpone my surprise for the forthcoming launch, and so I probed no further. Now something in the attitude of the victims, with their bulging middles and bulbous joints, reminded me of her. They looked as if they had been fattened on purpose. I climbed up on my chair — several other guests had already discovered this singular advantage of being at the back — and trained my opera glasses on each of the figures in turn. Their shins and forearms were encased in shiny armour, their knees and elbows in quilted pads. They had round faces and thickly padded bellies. Though I pried at the edges of their shells, I failed to uncover familiar flesh.
The columns continued to rise, each attaining its proper height at its own pace, until it became apparent that they were ranged in two rows to form a colonnade, tapering away towards the backdrop. Just as the last one reached the limits of its extension beneath the stage lights, the droning rose to a pitch of intensity. Crockery rattled and lights flickered. And then the outcrop burst apart, with a crash of cymbals and drums, and a cloud of mist boiled out. For a moment, there was nothing to be seen but furious red light and roiling cloud, nothing to be heard but thundering drums and bleating trumpets. Then an object issued from the crack, and though it was no more than a shape in the mist, charged with pent-up velocity by the laws of diminishing perspective, we knew with certainty that it must be the new Ford Kafka. Upon a narrow ramp it advanced, while elemental forces twisted and turned all around.
It was just as well that Natalie had enlightened me on the difference between industrial theatre and the conventional kind, or I should not have known what to make of this disconcerting excess of effects. Industrial theatre, she said, is not drama but spectacle. Its point is not character but action. And the only action of real import is the climax. There are peaks and troughs, it’s true, but the troughs are short and shallow, and their sole purpose is to separate one peak from another.
To my relief, we now entered such a trough. Figures appeared suddenly with carnival music trailing after them like scarves. A party of young men and women went by, arm in arm. Chinese lanterns glimmered in the chestnut trees. Someone whistled in the dark. A spotlight pointed out an opening and a descending staircase, which technical wizardry had caused to appear in the floor, and the young people walked down it, laughing and talking, sinking away into the underworld. The lanterns swayed on the boughs, fragments of bandstands came and went on a damp wall. Another spotlight played across the shattered castle. Then that beam was broken too by a girl on a trapeze, who flew down from the moon and swooped over our heads, reaching out with one slender arm to catch us up — and missed — and vanished into the darkness.