Yukino’s on the guest seat.
There’s a nameplate with Shirasaka Yukino written on it.
The media reporters are on the audience seat for some reason.
And.
There are nearly 20 comedy stars in line on the tiered platform.
I mean, isn’t this time our program? That’s right. They said it’s a live broadcast, so I came here after a long while Get yourself fired up more than usual! Pugeracho!
Their tension’s high.
What the fuck s Pugeracho? I mean, we were watching from the studio until now, but all I can tell is 10k yen! Oops, oops, it’s summer! What? Are you so surprised at the last minute? I thought this was a comedy ultra quiz. What part of that was a special news program? I mean, are you also going to crush our program? We’re flooded with protests mails at this station right now. It’s still in flames! Hey! Stop the flaming! It’s firing up! How about this material? Yes, pwease! Puragecho I told you to stop that. You look disgusting
Then.
Err, it’s about time for the interview to begin
Okada announces to the confused comedy stars.
He’s specialized in news and political program.
Therefore, he can’t take control of the comedy stars right now.
I mean, Okada himself is powered down due to his wig falling off.
The comedians cant’ be stopped.
I mean! Didn’t we tell you to stop the interview? This time is a sacred comedy time we embedded on our bodies! That’s right, don’t steal our time to burn lives! No, you’re exaggerating Nothing we can do! Yes pwease! Stop this joke already! Stop! Crane! Boltzer! What are you doing?
What’s with this play?
Then, Yukino.
You really are all boring.
She says.
It’s not that amusing, but you still try to do comedy. I can tell now the reason why TV isn’t as exciting anymore
Then, one of the comedy stars.
What did you say bitch? You’re not allowed to say that we’re boring! That’s right! Even if we are, you can’t just say it! Geracho!
Yukino.
Haa, that’s not funny nor interesting at all!
Then, one of the stars in front row snaps.
What the hell bitch? I know about you! You’re Shirasaka Sousuke’s daughter aren’t you?
At that moment, the performers around became silent.
So what?
Yukino speaks coldly.
The whole world knows what kind of evil things your father has done! that’s right! do you get it?
A bald performer gets in too.
But, Yukino.
Huh? What about it? Is that related to me? Related? Isn’t he your father? So what? If Papa did something wrong, do I have to go to prison too? What kind of underdeveloped world are you living in? That’s not what I’m talking about! Don’t you feel a bit apologetic to the world even a bit? Of course not!
Yukino said.
Leave that for later. I’m the victim here! What’s with this bitch!
The comedian’s getting more stirred up.
In the first place, are you provoking us with that perverted clothes! No way. I’m not interested in someone like you Don’t fucking say that you’re not interested!
The studio’s atmosphere is getting more hostile.
Your nipples are see-through, are you an idiot?
Yukino.
I didn’t dress like this because I want to! I was threatened to be killed if I didn’t show up on TV wearing this! What the hell is that? You’re just an idiot, stupid, imbecile. Did you get your head stuck on something?
The entertainers’ flap even more.
Did you not see what happened earlier?
Yukino said.
That was just a play, isn’t it? There’s no way they’d seriously do explosions, guns, and assault here? Japan is a law-abiding nation! We’re an advanced country The police came here too Who cares, either way, that police just have some Tokyo Costumes or Takado Props on the back of their coat, right? By the way, we’re from Productions
Then.
Err, please look at the front monitor
Okada tells everyone in the studio.
It seems that he heard an instruction on his earphone.
The monitor shows the castle from earlier.
Err, this is a warning from Kyouko Messer
Nobody’s there anymore.
The police seem to have pulled out too.
What? Just what the hell is going on?
The bald performer says.
Dokaan!
The castle explodes from the middle!
Concrete lumps scatter in all directions.
The whole castle is wrapped in flames and black smoke.
Uwawawawawawa!
The inner studio where Yukino stays is shaken by the vibration.
Weren’t we there just earlier? Eh, there was such a powerful bomb in there? Shouldn’t we be dead if we were there when it exploded?
A voice of fear comes from the reporters.
You think of it as a joke, but you see
Yukino said.
This is the truth since a long time ago
Then, she touches her abdomen.
All I can do is face that reality upfront
Then.
Piropiropiro.
A synthetic chime sounds.
Okay! Everyone! How are you? It’s me Kyouko Messer who’s currently on the run!
Kyouko-san talks to the microphone.
Her voice is relayed to the studio after a few seconds.
Ah, I’m sending this call over the internet and some complicated satellite stuff, so it’s useless to trace it back!
Kyouko-san’s so bright.
To the police in Japan. Are you still watching? Kukuku, hurry up and try to catch me
Kyouko-san’s voice:
Bitch! Don’t fuck with us!
One of the comedy star screams.
Ah, just to tell you, I still have a couple of bombs with the same power as that explosion! Do you want to know how many? Ufufu. The answer is The same number as Shirasaka Yukino-chan’s waist!
The gazes gather around Yukino.
What’s your waistline?
The comedy star asks.
Why do I have to say that on a national broadcast? Just say it idiot I can’t say it! Idiot!
Then.
It’s 54, isn’t it?
Kyouko-san’s voice echoes throughout the country.
Is that so? Hey! yeah, well
Then.
I’m lying LOL! It’s actually 58!
Kyouko-san.
That can’t be! I’m 56
Yukino shouts.
Well, the correct answer is 54. Yukino-chan, since we kidnapped you, hardly eat anything decent and yet keep on having sex, seems like you got thinner. It’s the number we measured before, so it’s accurate!
Kyouko-san’s bright voice echoes.
Although, you were forcibly impregnated so your stomach will grow larger soon! That means that I have to increase the number of the bombs! Did you really set up as many as 54 bombs?
The bald comedian shouts.
Oh what? You don’t trust me unless I make one explode?
The studio becomes silent.
what’s your objective?
The comedian asks. Kyouko-san.
Why do I have to answer you? Stop the bullshit! You set up bombs on your convenience and try to explode them, you have no reason to complain! Didn’t I say that I don’t feel like talking to you?
Kyouko-san rejects him.
uhm, Kyouko Messer. Would you like to tell us?
Okada asks.
Hey, wait. Why are you talking to a person like that politely?
A comedian shouts at Okada.
We have to think of the possibility that this studio has a bomb set up as well
He shouts with his face turned red.
We’re in this studio because Kyouko Messer sent the instructions!
And Kyouko Messer:
She foretold that she’ll kill Yukino and the reporters.
Yes, you’re right. There’s also one in there! Uwaa!
The studio is in an uproar.
Don’t move, if anyone tries to escape, I will detonate it
Kyouko-san said in a low voice.
I can check the studio from all angles, you can check if I’m lying or not. As long as you don’t care about your life that is Hey, nobody move!