Oh, it’s a book on how to make bread ooh? What’s this book? That’s for the cost accounting on my bakery Then, then, what’s with this book? Oh, that book is about the laws and business lessons for my bakery Why the hell is it all related to bakery! Well, I’m taking the bread technician course after all
That’s obvious.
Then, opening the pockets of my bag.
A size C battery comes out.
What’s this battery? Bastard, where do you use this battery? For merrymaking? No, I’m sure it is! Put that down, and I’ll confiscate it! Formulary of Adjudications! That’s wrong!
I grabbed the battery and made a fist while looking fed up.
I just use it to grab and make a fist Why the hell are you making a fist?
Well.
It’s to increase the power of the punch
Or so I learned from Michi.
I mean, Michi also has some of these.
What do you mean? Not Bread(Pan) but Punch?
What’s so strange about that?
Isn’t that obvious? Devil chop punch power! That kind of punch? No, if you’re talking about chop, then shouldn’t it be chop power? Then, Fly! Rocket Punch! That kind of punch? Oh, yes. That kind of punch
I nod to Narimoto.
Huh, why is everyone silent now?
You see, you grab and turn your hand to a fist, and when you punch someone, it has higher destructive power you’re punching? Bastard? No, not that I’ve done it though
Then.
I do
Edie smiled.
And that’s why I also have my battery
Then, she shows the battery she holds in her hand.
This thing won’t be questioned by the police. It’s not a weapon, after all. If this were a knuckle, or a knife, or a club, then they’d start asking questions
Yeah, that’s right.
what’s with you bastards?
Narimoto’s trembling for some reason.
Why?
Sensei, don’t worry about it, it’s just a battery
I said.
Oh, oh. Right. Yeah, you’re right. It’s just a battery. You did that on purpose to frighten me, don’t you? No, you don’t have to say it. That’s how it is. Let’s leave it at that. I thought my heart would explode. Huh?
What a troublesome old man.
Err.
And as for the remainder in my bag.
Goto.
Hmm? hey, what is that?
That’s.
It’s my beat-up stick, what about it?
I always carry that around.
It’s a golf-club cut short.
beat up revolution? Beat up stick
Huh? I feel like this happened before?
Deja vu? 1
Then, Narimoto.
Uhm, I’d like to ask for future reference, but why do you have that? It’s a beat-up stick. Obviously, I use it to beat up people
Can’t you guess from the name?
Are you an idiot?
See, it’s like this
I swing my beat-up stick.
It made the sound of cutting the air.
I sometimes train together with Michi and Edie.
I’ve gotten used to this.
I swing it around a few times.
Oh, and that, you, hit.someone with that stick? How often? No way, it won’t bend that much from hitting people
Does he really have no imagination?
But, why does it look like your stick is bent down a little? Oh, that’s because it curved when I hit someone with this
I replied.
You hit someone? Yes A person Yes
I slammed Kudou-papa’s head with this one time.
I can still the swinging feeling I had.
But that was last May. I slammed him for being so stupid. Recently, nobody is showing up worthy of it i see.
Narimoto takes distance from us.
But, that beat saber Beat up stick Yeah, that beat up stick.You bring that to school every day?
Huh?
Why?
Obviously. But you don’t know when you need to hit someone with this. Thus, I need to have arms at all times Do that happen around you? No, you don’t know when or where the enemy appears
They’re unknown after all.
Ah, naturally, if the enemy has a pistol or anything that I can’t use this beat-up stick to deal with them, then I’ll just run away. If I show that I have a weapon, then it might provoke them, and it’ll get troublesome. Right, Edie? Right !
Edie laughed.
Just for example, an enemy could come and attack this room through that door!
Ga!
Edie throws her shuriken.
Biin!
The shuriken sticks to the bulletin board at the side of the classroom’s door.
I’m always on standby to make sure I can deal with them anytime
Narimoto’s dumbfounded.
What’s that? There’s still more! I’ve got this!
Edie lines up her shuriken on the table.
That many?
Narimoto’s stepping back to the entrance of the classroom.
Then.
Huh? Tell me. Where did those obedient children go? Those who let their teacher sexually harass them? Are there no lovely students left? They’re gone since long ago!
Edie throws her Shuriken on Narimoto’s step.
Hii!
Narimoto.
Well then, I’ll be taking my leave! Stay healthyrurururururu!
He then escapes from the room.
Haa.
So, what was it in the end?
Then.
!!!!!!
The whole classroom started laughing.
Huh?
Why are they all holding their sides while laughing?
hey! Yoshida, you!
Tanaka talked to me while laughing.
Since when did you start studying to become a comedian instead?
comedian?
Besides, you still have that beat up stick prop Oh, it’s still funny even for the second time
eeh?
They think that it was a joke?
Well, this is the second time.
The second time that the inspection showed this beat-up stick.
Geez, who would’ve thought that Yoshida-kun is this funny. That’s a surprise Yamamine-chan must be attracted to that side of Yoshida-kun
The girls say.
You know, that part where he took the battery and said: it increases the power of the punch while making a straight face made it hard to hold back
No, look.
Then, Edie-chan even had a battery on hand! God save us from dying from laughing
Oh, Ooh.
Well, this is okay.
If they think that it was a joke, it should be okay.
uhm, everyone, since the teacher’s gone, let’s use the time for self-study instead, okay?
Megu tells everyone as the class rep.
Yes
Our classmates replied.
Hmm.
Is this okay?
It’s okay
Edie smiled.
Then.
This is okay.
The sixth period is over.
Homeroom’s over.
Our class adviser, Minaho-neesan, is replaced by another teacher.
It’s an old teacher with white hair.
He’s been in this school for nearly 20 years.
Minaho-neesan entrusts Megu, Edie, this class, and me to a teacher she knows from before.
As expected, she won’t entrust us to a teacher she hired last summer vacation.
Hey, Yoshida
One of our classmates come to me.
Just to be clear, I’m not the one asking this but a senior in our club
Could this be?
Uhm, is Katsuko-san single?
I.
Sorry. I don’t know about that
I should answer that way.
Nei and everyone told me.
Why do you not know? Nono, Yoshida and Katsuko-san are teacher and student, they won’t have that kind of conversation, right?
The other boys said.
Wait, you don’t? I mean, you two are always in the bakery together, though? But, Yoshida and Katsuko-san make that massive amount of pastries all the time. I don’t think they have time to have some idle talk
If I don’t give a definite answer, they’ll just create their own.
Well, I guess. Katsuko-san won’t be talking to Yoshida about that And that’s why instead of asking Yoshida, we should go to Yamamine-chan instead. I think that Katsuko-san would speak to a younger girl more than a guy I don’t know anything