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Chapter 1188. Short Story B TV People Part 3

Chapter 1188. Short Story B TV People Part 3

Yukino’s TV show broadcasts every Friday. Eri and Rie are screening a sneak video in that show right now. The contents are; In the unpopulated corridor of the backstage areas in the TV station, Eri, Rie, and Mitama, wearing only their micro bikini are staring back at Ken and Gin, a male idol unit past their 30’s. That’s amazing, we have such a clear shot of them and yet they don’t notice it at all I muttered. Neither the short-haired Ken nor the long-haired Gin notices the camera at all. Kinuka’s recording, right? She said that she’s using some kind of Anjou arts, but. Oh, if that’s the case, I contacted Kinuka-chan last night Mana said. Yes, she did something. Mitama-san was there to guide her Ruriko declared. It was an exercise where she sneaks around with a cardboard box over her head. Mitama and Kinuka’s Master, Arisu said. Cardboard box? Yes. She said that hiding from the eyes of people that way and breaking into enemy territory is the Art of Tranquility Err. Anyway, they don’t notice her at all so that’s Kinuka-chan’s win! Nei said with a smile. We focused back on the video. I see. So these men are also entertainers Mitama told the two male idols. What did you say? I’m an artist! We’re no entertainers Ken and Gin glared at Mitama. Sure, but you two also do variety shows, skits, and games Rie said. Don’t bullshit me, sure, we do some skits, but we’ve done more singing, drama, and hosting! Yeah, we can do anything. We’re fundamentally different from the comedians who can only perform jokes. Well, I don’t think that you’ll understand something of this level In show business, comedians are just dogs or worms We can fire off those guys if our mood says so That’s why they can order those female comedians earlier to pick a fight with Mitama. We’re the winners in show business! Champions! Rulers! The talent of death productions have their own shows.we’re different from random talents! The idols said, but. Sure, but you only got one show, don’t you? Rie said. Right, back then you had at least three shows on your name Two variety, and one drama where one’s the leading character But now, it’s just a single variety show Hasn’t it been years since you stopped having leading roles? The twins said with a smile. When it comes to acting, you two have become too repetitive that the viewers must’ve become tired of watching you, right? Really, you were popular even in movies, but when you reached past 30’s you went flat Furthermore, you two have always been popular for being bad at singing Right, when you ask who’s the worst idols, they respond that it’s Ken and Gin When you were young, it seemed that you were famous because the office forced it but. Recently, you two have become weird singers who perform end of year festival songs no one ever heard of And now, you’re just showing up on variety shows, trying to catch your breath to keep up on television Didn’t you even start gourmet reports and a bus trip? Isn’t that what you call the decline? Eri-chan, that’s just rude no matter how you say it. Even if their popularity has gone down and there’s no way for them to recover, that’s still too much You’re right, Rie-chan, poor them to face the harsh reality that their career is almost over Eri and Rie spray their insults. hey! You sure know how to tick people with your words Shut the fuck up, if my fans hear what you said, you’ll be left half-dead We still have our fan clubs! We do a national tour every year! Ken and Gin look at the twins with an annoyed face. However. Aren’t the members of your fan club too old? I think that their average age would be over the thirties Furthermore, there are no more newcomers, right? Oh, instead of improving the fan club every year, it seems that the members keep on decreasing That whole country tour, back then, it’s on a huge assembly hall, but now. Isn’t it downgrading to shabby venues every year? Really, it’s hard for the older idols isn’t it? They continue to fan the anger of the two. what do you know? We’re Ken and Gin! We’re in this industry even before you were born! Eri and Rie are 13. If these two male idols have been performing ever since their mid-teens. Then, they sure are. You’ve been here long enough, so what? Doesn’t that just mean that you’ve grown old and became the uncle now? The twins smiled. In our age, Ken and Gin are already uncles to us, and yet, you still misunderstand yourselves as a talent who calls themselves idols I mean, looking at the real thing, you guys aren’t even cool Right, you don’t even have the idol aura.you’re just stinky old men The twins’ onslaught made the male idols; you bastards, don’t call us that! We’re not old men! We’re just in our 34! They shouted. If you’re 34 already then you’re too old for my eyes Quite the dirty old man Really, not cool at all You keep pretending to be young, disgusting If you’re 34 already then put on some suit and necktie, and your hair should be side parted Especially Gin-san, what’s with that hair? That long hair of yours is filthy These twin beauties say all they want to say. What about you! that’s right, look at yourselves! Ken and Gin try to counterattack. You girls are doing that whatever kind of show that is every week What’s with that boring show? You’re just wasting reception! Not that we know anything about it Rie said. It’s Yukino-san’s show, with no sponsor, and no commercials, it’s already been incomprehensible from the start Right, it’s that kind of show that says If you don’t want to watch it, then don’t No protests. Even the