“Tables and chairs,” Flesh said.
“That’s only the beginning,” Feldman said. “Cloths for the tables and silver for the cloths and plates for the silver and bowls for the plates and soup for the bowls and napkins for the soup and rings for the napkins.”
Ed Slipper was standing outside the cage of the canteen, watching.
“And what for the rings?” Manfred Sky asked.
“Fingers for the rings,” Feldman said, and stepped outside to greet Slipper. “You’re out of the infirmary,” he said. “I’m glad to see you.”
It was the first time he had seen the old man in daylight, and he felt doubts. When he had gone to his room to bribe him with the chocolate cherries, he had seemed in the dark commendably greedy, someone who could be dealt with. Now the light clarified the old man’s age, stunted his appetite, and he seemed in his infirmity a wanderer, someone loose, virtuous as the sick are virtuous. Feldman wondered if he had made a bad deal, if Slipper even remembered what the deal had been.
“I have something for you,” Ed Slipper said. “You have to come.”
Feldman was surprised to discover he was disappointed. He had sought an advantage, but since then he had not felt the need for it. He had been comfortable recently. Suppose the warden had sent the old man. If so, he was no longer safe, he was being threatened again. Something was always at stake.
The old man moved away from the canteen and through the corridor into the main part of the facilities wing. The fact that they were in the recreation area added to Feldman’s annoyance. Here were the classrooms, the chapels and dining and assembly halls. The gym was here and the TV rooms. The rooms had an air of having been donated. He looked for the brass plaques citing the givers. He stayed away from this area as much as he could, rarely spending any of his free time here. Indeed, nothing about the prison made him feel more a prisoner than its salons. Watching a movie with a thousand men who had not paid to get in made him feel terrible. He had always been uncomfortable if he could not ask for his money back. His cell, at least, despite its being shared and barred, was his cell; his cot; despite its discomforts, his cot. If anything, the very fact that the cell was locked added to his sense of being in possession there.
“This way,” the old man said. He moved down another corridor, and Feldman followed. They passed a guard, but luckily they were not challenged, for he had forgotten to get a pass. The old man bothered him; he seemed too calm. Sure, Feldman thought, he’s on Warden’s Business. He’s got the flag in his pocket.
They came to a chapel. “Wait,” Slipper said, “I have to sit down a minute.” He pushed open the door and found a seat on a back bench.
“Listen,” Feldman said, “I forgot to get a pass.”
“It’s all right,” Slipper said, “if you see a guard, pray.” He was referring to the privilege of sanctuary which the warden had introduced. If a prisoner could get to a chapel, he could remain there indefinitely — so long as he was praying aloud.
“Maybe I’d better go back and get one,” Feldman said uneasily.
“No,” the old man said, “we’re almost there. We already passed the guard. You don’t need a pass.”
Feldman was positive Slipper was working for the warden. The man had changed. Despite his obvious frailty and need to rest, he seemed very much in control of himself. “I thought for a while you forgot about me,” Feldman said.
“No, I didn’t forget.”
“I thought for a while you had. I gave you six days to get my file.”
“I was in the infirmary, Leo,” Slipper said.
He calls me Leo. “Sure, Ed. How you feeling?”
“Well, you know, I got some bad news when I was in the infirmary.”
Feldman looked at him.
“They took some tests.”
“Yes?”
“I’ve got diabetes.”
Feldman felt relieved. “They can control that,” he said. Perhaps the old man’s manner was only concern for his health.
“Certainly they can. But it means something else.”
“Yes?”
“I’m off the chocolate cherries.”
“Oh.”
“Poison,” the old man said.
“Oh.”
“Rat poison,” the old man said. “I might as well swallow deadly rat poison.”
“I see.”
“I don’t need your five dollars a month. There’s nothing I want to buy except candy, and I want to live more than I want a sweet.”
“That’s right, Feldman thought. Slipper had two obsessions. They conflicted. That warden. “A deal’s a deal,” he said. “It still accumulates.”
“Well,” Ed Slipper said, “I’ll have an estate.”
“You’re still in my debt. You’re still my man,” Feldman said half-heartedly.
“Sure.”
“You don’t seem to mind much, being sick,” Feldman said. “I’m surprised.”
“Well, I got some good news too. I’m the second oldest con now, Leo. I moved up two guys. That bird in Atlanta died in his sleep a week ago, and the fellow in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, was sprung when someone made a deathbed confession to his crime.”
That warden, Feldman thought. He knew I went after him with chocolate cherries, and invented chocolate-cherry disease. I exploit obsession; he instills it. “Listen, Ed, I have reason to believe you might not have what they say you have. The night I came to you, the warden—”
“Shh,” Slipper said, “I hear someone.”
“—saw me in the corridor—”
“Shh, it’s the guard.” Ed Slipper fumbled to his knees. “Dearest God, strike down that old bum in Leavenworth in his tracks. Restore my health and hold down the sugar in my blood and urine. Grant me a peaceful, wise old age.” He turned and tugged excitedly at Feldman’s sleeve, pulling him down beside him. “Psst. Pray. Pray!”
Feldman could think of nothing to pray for. He felt immensely stupid, but the old man was poking him in the ribs. “And God bless Mommy,” he suddenly blurted in a loud voice, “and Poppy and Uncle Ned and Aunt Stephanie and Uncle Julius and Cousin Frank and Dr. Bob and Baby Sue.” He reeled off fifty names. Who the hell are these people? he wondered, amazed at himself. Suddenly he was conscious that the old man had stopped praying and was looking at him.
“You got a big family, you know that, Leo?” Slipper said respectfully. Then he began to laugh, and he seemed greedy again. Avarice boomed out of his glee.
“Okay,” Feldman said. “I get it. There was no guard.”
“Leo,” Ed Slipper said, wiping his eyes, “I swear I thought I heard him. Anyway, I knew what you were going to say. The warden warned me, but I saw the results of the tests myself. I got it, Leo. I got it, kid. I think I got it. Anyway, can I take the chance? I want to live. I’m second oldest con in the country now if the warden didn’t lie about that. What would you do in my place?”
“What about my file?”
“Oh sure,” the old man said. “Come on, I’ll show you. That laugh was terrific.”
Feldman stood.
“Better brush your blue suit off,” Ed Slipper said. “Floor’s dirty. You got some dust on your knees.” He was still chuckling.
“Yeah,” Feldman said. “I pray sloppy.” Some shape I’m in, he thought. I make him laugh, the second oldest con in all the prisons. Relax, he told himself, life is ordinary. Nothing happens. “Rested up, old-timer?”
“Oh yes,” Ed Slipper said, “just give me a hand up, please.”
He has a buzzer, Feldman thought. I touch him, ten thousand volts of electricity go through my body. A practical joke. You live, you die. Nothing to it.