‘What are you doing here?’ demanded Eltisley, placing a firm hand on Bartholomew’s chest, and shoving him outside. He slammed the door behind him, and glared at the physician. ‘This is private property, not part of the tavern. It is not open to customers.’
‘Is this where you make your remedies?’ asked Bartholomew. ‘You need a licence to be an apothecary, you know. You cannot just produce concoctions, and then test them on people.’
‘I can if I do not sell them,’ said Eltisley. ‘I never ask for more than they cost to make, because I want to see my fellow villagers in good health.’
‘It is illegal,’ said Bartholomew. ‘You might kill someone, whether you mean to or not.’
‘What I do with my free time is none of your business,’ said Eltisley unpleasantly. ‘I am not some scholar, bound by rules and regulations. I am an explorer of science, and my task in life is to understand the meaning of things and how they work.’
‘Tell Father William that and he will have you burned for heresy,’ said Bartholomew. He pointed to the shed. ‘What is in this room that you are so keen to hide away?’
‘Nothing to interest a man with a closed mind,’ said Eltisley, turning away from him and securing the door with one of the largest locks Bartholomew had ever seen. He wondered whether Cynric would be able to pick it. ‘Just an experiment.’
‘What kind of experiment?’ pressed Bartholomew. ‘Is it dangerous?’
Eltisley smiled his vague smile. ‘Not in the slightest.’ He sighed heavily. ‘All right. I will tell you, since you are interested in my work, but you must promise to keep it to yourself.’
Bartholomew said nothing, but Eltisley, already forgetting his hostility now that he had captured an audience, did not seem to notice that the physician had promised nothing.
‘I am inventing a way to make cows produce more milk. It involves feeding them with water infused with chalk. You see, I reason that if you put a lot of something white into them, you will get a lot of something white out.’
‘I think you will find that cows’ digestions do not operate like that,’ said Bartholomew, now convinced more than ever that the man was not fit to be out of Tuddenham’s cellar. ‘All you will do is block their innards and give them colic.’
‘What would you know of cows?’ asked Eltisley dismissively. ‘You are a mere physician. I, on the other hand, am a man of vision.’
‘But why the secrecy? Is it because you are afraid of someone stealing your ideas?’
‘It is because I do not want to raise the hopes of the villagers,’ said Eltisley. ‘Not all my experiments work immediately, and I do not like to see them disappointed.’
‘So, you think you will fail?’
Eltisley glared at him. ‘I will succeed eventually. These things take time. But I would not expect you to understand: you have no scientific imagination. How do you know my experiment will not work until it has been tried?’
‘Common sense,’ said Bartholomew. ‘I also know that you will not fly if you jump off the church tower, but I would not recommend you to try it just to prove my point.’
Eltisley looked up at the tower and frowned thoughtfully, and Bartholomew could see his peculiar mind mulling over the probabilities. It would not take much to convince him to attempt something so stupid, and Bartholomew wondered whether someone, for the sake of the rest of the perfectly normal, law-abiding members of the village, should undertake the responsibility.
Leaving Eltisley gazing at the church, he went to the garden, where Michael and William were sitting, enjoying the sun. Michael took a deep breath through his nose, and smiled.
‘This unpleasantness is almost over. As soon as Alcote has our deed finished – and he says he will have a version tomorrow – we can be away from this place, hopefully never to return.’
‘One of us will have to stay,’ said William grimly. ‘With Unwin dead, one of us will need to take over his duties as vicar.’
‘No,’ said Michael. ‘We will go back to Michaelhouse, and the Master will appoint another student. Jakobus de Krek would do well here: he is devious and mean-spirited.’
William agreed. ‘I will recommend him to the Master. That is an excellent idea, Brother: he would suit Tuddenham very well. I never did think Unwin was a good choice – far too tolerant.’
‘But we cannot leave until we have brought Unwin’s murderer to justice,’ said Bartholomew.
Michael sighed irritably. ‘We have Unwin’s killer, Matt. Norys will soon be under lock and key. He cannot remain in hiding for ever.’ He chuckled nastily. ‘Anyway, if he is like the rest of the villagers, he will be afraid to be out at night in case he claps eyes on the spectral hound.’
‘Speaking of Padfoot, have you spoken to Alice Quy’s husband?’ asked Bartholomew of William, thinking of the woman who had died of childbirth fever. ‘Did he mention anything about her death?’
‘He tried, but I told him that to acknowledge the existence of such beings was opposing the omnipotent will of God,’ said William grandly. ‘And I said that if he persisted in such beliefs, he would burn in the fires of hell for eternity and so would all his children. He did not mention it again.’
‘But what did he say before you terrified the life out of him?’ asked Bartholomew.
William scratched his nose. ‘He said she was out near Barchester one evening, just after sunset, and she saw the white dog sniffing around in the trees. She ran so blindly with fear that she ended up on Deblunville’s land. He sent her home, and within two days she was dead of childbirth fever.’
Bartholomew sipped the cool ale Eltisley’s wife brought them, and considered. Was Alice Quy out digging for the golden calf as Deblunville had believed? Was her death coincidence, or had some mysterious force been at work to kill her, as so many villagers thought? As he pondered, he heard someone call his name, and looked up to see Stoate approaching. The Grundisburgh physician smiled at the scholars, and sat down on the bench opposite, wiping his face with the sleeve of his shirt.
‘It is hot today. We will have a good harvest if this keeps up.’
‘Eltisley,’ called Michael to the taverner, who still gazed up at the church tower. ‘Bring wine for our guest. And none of that sour stuff you gave us last time, either; I want that sweet red claret that tastes of honey. You might bring a morsel to eat, too, such as a bit of pheasant or a slice of bacon. But nothing green. My stomach is still unsettled from when you poisoned me with those weeds last week.’
‘You have not taken any of Eltisley’s black tonic, have you?’ asked Stoate anxiously, after the landlord had gone. ‘Only it is said to contain goat urine. I wish he would not dispense that particular remedy to the villagers.’
‘The man is a menace,’ said Bartholomew. ‘He claims to be a man of science, but he no more understands the basic rules of physics than does his cockerel.’
Stoate smiled. ‘You are a little harsh. He is a good-hearted man who invests most of his energy and a good deal of his income in developing cures for the villagers. He is working on a method to increase the yield of cows’ milk at the moment, because poor Master Quy’s animal is drying up. With his wife dead of the childbirth fever, he needs that milk to feed his children.’
‘Eltisley seemed to consider that experiment a secret,’ said Bartholomew.
Stoate laughed. ‘This is the country. Secrets do not remain secrets for long, and everyone is hoping Eltisley will be successful. But just because Eltisley is kind-hearted does not mean to say that you should drink his black tonic.’