Can you please-
Just because we live together is no excuse
Ehh
This time everyone on the third floor turned around
But they looked past Ange and Mutsuki to look at the girl behind them
With the worst case scenario in mind Mutsuki turned around with stiff movements
Living together No shame pathetic perverted
The worst case scenario was here
And it was the worst possible person for that worst case scenario Mutsuki started feeling dizzy so he figured this was would be when someone would faint from shock
No delicacyand patheticwhen being pervertedtogether
A familiar girl was quickly rearranging the keywords for her own convenience
Her mouth was opened wide the corners were twitching and even her nostrils were opened wide as she smiled
Hear me out Kurikara You’ve got it all wrong The truth is
Spam restrictions off Chainmail ready to go Send to entire address book
Stoop
Even though she was a girl he seriously grabbed at her to steal her cellphone
But the girl Kurikara Saya easily swayed out of the way and continued dodging his attacks as
her thumb raced across the keys with lightning speed
Ange could only watch in confusion because she was unfamiliar with the human world and did not know of the incredibly dangerous type of human known as the gossiping girl
By the following day the entire school knew they lived together
Adolescent Adam Chapter 5 - Skirmish between Heaven Earth and Hell
And you know what onii-tama Yesterday I washed the dishes
You did You’re such a good girl Mutsumi I bet mom was glad
Eh heh heh She was really happy
Mutsuki called his family first thing in the morning but it was more to cheer himself up than for their sake He held the receiver between his cheek and shoulder and listened to the events of his littlest sister’s previous day as he squinted from the morning sun shining in At the top floor of the high-rise apartment building the mornings were still cool even with summer so close He doubted they would need an air conditioner and he left the window open as he made his way to the kitchen He needed to fix breakfast He soaked six slices of bread in syrup and cooked them in a frying pan
His other little sister Chiaki took over the phone back home
How are things there he asked her Is everyone the same as always
Pretty muchOh but onee insists she doesn’t have any classes and so she doesn’t
have to get up today
How many Chu-His did she have yesterday
She quit after two
She has classes Go wake her up
Roger What about you Anything new
It was 7 15 AM time to wake up the family here so he knocked on his roommates’ doors
Ugh I drank too much yesterday
Micha trudged out looking ill When she noticed he was on the phone she poked his shoulder with her chin to say good morning and then collapsed into the recliner she loved so much
The living room had been too messy to walk through before but it had been mostly cleaned up
Not really We’re doing fine
I see
Talk to you again tomorrow I’ll call right away if anything happens
He set down the receiver
The food would be just about cooked so he returned to the kitchen and grabbed the strawberry jam and orange juice He moved the French toast to separate plates and took one to Micha
Ugh
Here’s your juice Or would you prefer water
Bee-
Not happening Here have some orange juice
Boo
As he responded to what sounded like some kind of code he held out a cup filled to the brim with juice Still sprawled out on the recliner she grabbed the carton from his other hand and started gulping it down He had no choice but to use the cup for Ange’s breakfast and prepare another drink for himself
He heard a loud belch behind him but as she was a woman he pretended not to hear it
Ahh I’m just not as young as I used to be Sleeping in this heat doesn’t seem to help at all But
it would be too cold if I left the air conditioning on
It certainly was a little hard to sleep last night
My back hurrts Mutsuki give me a massage later
You’ve had me do that almost every day Why don’t you go to a massage parlor
I like it when you grope me It doesn’t feel good when other people do it
F-fine
He wished she would not say anything that suggestive first thing in the morning He had some water ready but he could not return to the living room where she was only wearing a tank top and hot pants that left her midriff exposed Especially when the tank top material was so thin he was pretty sure he could see her nipples Ange It’s morning Ange
In search of help he went to wake his other roommate
It’s so hot I hate the human world
The door opened to reveal a girl in cute pajamas with a frightening look on her face
She was not as scantily clad as Micha so the heat was even worse for her The scent of sweat scattered from her as she left When she saw the water in his hand she swiped it emptied it in a single breath and continued on to the bathroom Don’t you dare peep
I won’t
She drove her point home and then closed the door
It had been three weeks since he had seen her naked so he could only sigh at his roommate’s persistent grudge
But he smiled when he looked through Ange’s room’s open door and saw the Lazy Bear body pillow on her bed
Three weeks had passed since Fujita Mutsuki had started living away from his family
He had a dream He dreamed of working in some international field And after attending a language seminar he had gained the wonderful opportunity to study a foreign language on an everyday basis by living with the bilingual Micha and Ange He had no idea how much of that his family had believed but Micha looked foreign she knew a lot about the languages of the human world and she had prepared some legit-looking documents
They had easily convinced his parents to let him live away from home
His older sister and Chiaki had not looked happy and it had taken a full five days to convince Mutsumi to stop sobbing but here he was
He had been worried about the Fujita family’s mornings without their alarm clock of a son but Chiaki seemed to be doing a good job in his stead He would call every morning at seven but someone was always already up by that time Mutsumi had even started getting up early on her own so she could speak with her onii-tama on the phone His new life with Ange and Micha had begun
It was not a bad life
In fact it tended toward being fun
He had no complaints with the living space The balcony was so high up it scared him a bit but the view was pretty the apartment was spacious and the equipment was excellent It was even conveniently located in a familiar area He was getting along with his roommates well enough
Micha could be a little (using an extreemely generous definition of little ) messy but she was kind Ange was still prickly but she was not a bad girl
Making breakfast had fallen to him at some point In fact he was taking care of ninety percent of the housework including cooking ever meal and cleaning up afterwards He was not particularly happy about that but there was no helping it On his third day he had cleaned up the hellish mess in the living room
Wow You really are used to this You’re a great cleaner
Isuppose
Can you do other housework
Then from now on you’re in charge of every last bit of housework
Iwhat
That was when he came to curse the fact that he was a natural yes-man who ended up agreeing to pretty much anything anyone asked of him
On the other hand he had no real problem with cooking or cleaning up and he did want to do some work since they were letting him stay here for free
He had moved here because of the demons and FeTUS but there had not been any sign of either one
He did not regret moving here
Ange was fitting in pretty well at school
Hah
She spun through the air like she had wings slicing through the wind She tied her red hair back in a ponytail during PE and it glittered beautifully like a flame