Dr. G looked at me over the top of her glasses. She was not amused by my little joke with the AA chip. I knew what she was thinking. Day one of sobriety starts now.
“Well it ain’t dawn yet,” I said.
“Pardon?” Rovil asked.
“The women in my life are overprotective.” I wiped sauce from my lips. “There’s nothing you could have done about it—I was going out with or without you. Sometimes my brain needs a little hammering to get it to shut up.”
“You’re worried about your daughter.”
I stopped short. “I don’t have a—wait. I’ve been talking about her, haven’t I?”
“A lot,” he said. “And not just to me.”
I flashed on a memory of telling the brunette at the bar about Sasha. And someone else as well—a tall man with a chinstrap beard. And someone else …
I tossed the remainder of the gyro into a doorway. Rovil looked at me in surprise. I’d only taken a few bites.
“What was I thinking, buying the street shit?” I said. I started walking again. “All I wanted was a fucking slice. Take me home, Rovil.”
“Please, one more thing.” He touched my elbow to stop me. “Are we friends?”
“Of course.”
“Then please trust me when I ask this of you.”
“Yeah?”
“Stop fighting your god. You will be happier.”
“Amen, brother,” Dr. Gloria said.
“If you do that, I believe you will not need all the other … substances.”
“Oh, Rovil,” I said. “You better hope the other Pharm Boys don’t hear you say that.”
* * *
By the time we returned to Rovil’s place, dawn was muscling its way past the skyscrapers. Ollie was asleep on the living room couch, fully clothed. She jerked awake when Rovil shut the door behind us.
“Don’t get up,” I said, and headed for the guest room.
“Where have you been?” Ollie said.
“Later,” I said. I left the living room before she could turn those Analyst Eyes on me or smell my breath.
CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
On the edge of the desert there was a very large house where a girl named Sasha lived with a great number of people, some of whom lived there all the time, like Sasha and the maid Esperanza; and some, like the Gardeners Three, who did not live in the house but worked there almost every day; or the Mexican cleaning ladies who came on Mondays and Fridays. Others appeared only when Sasha drew them from the IF Deck, and still others arrived and departed unpredictably, like Grandpop, who lived in the house almost all of the time until he suddenly had to go on a trip, and Eduard and Suzette, who were hardly there at all but could show up on any given day.
This was one of the rare Full House days. Eduard, Suzette, and Grandpop were all returning to the house together. That morning, Esperanza began frantically picking up all of Sasha’s art supplies and toys and clothes and carrying them to Sasha’s bedroom. Later the maid cut short Sasha’s latest project, forced her to change into a clean outfit (she’d dribbled green paint on her white shirt), and confined her to her room before she could do more damage.
This was not exactly a punishment. Sasha preferred her room to any other place in the house, and Esperanza knew this. Sasha spent hours there reading, or watching crime dramas that Grandpop would not have approved of, or using the house to spy on the adults. But there was no time for that today: Sasha had to call out the Deck Council.
Bucko the Pirate Bear sat on the bed, propped up between two pillows. He was her oldest friend, with fur rubbed thin in patches, and a wobbly eye that Esperanza had stitched back into place more than once. (He could not afford to lose another one.) He considered it a point of distinction that he was not confined to the Deck like her other friends.
Sasha closed the door, and Bucko hopped up. “So I was thinking,” he said. “Me, in the middle of a pack of zombies. I’m fighting ’em off with a cutlass in one hand, and in the other I’ve got my flintlock, right? And I’m shooting it right into the face of a zombie.”
“Sorry,” she said. “Emergency council meeting.”
“Oh jeez. You’re not bringing out Zebo, are you? He’s a pompous ass.”
“I’ll bring out whoever I need.” She climbed over the bed and dropped down into the space between the bed and the wall. The blue drinking straw still lay across the floor vent. Good—Esperanza hadn’t been cleaning back here. Sasha popped the floor vent from the carpet. A thin cord was tied to the underside of the vent. She pulled up the cord and retrieved a black bag that had been hanging down into the ductwork. The bag was something she’d found in Eduard’s office. The little tag on it said it was a “Portable Black Hole,” made by Sony. She’d looked up the product online. It blocked all electromagnetic fields, which was exactly the kind of thing you needed if you were trying to prevent people from geolocating their misplaced data devices.
She opened the bag. Inside were seven smart pens, two data fobs, a set of electronic keys that opened the high-security doors in the house and most of the cars, a tangle of data cables and adapters, and a deck of playing cards secured by a thick rubber band wrapped twice around: the IF Deck.
She rolled the rubber band from the deck and fanned through the cards. Most of them were ordinary playing cards, useful as decoys. But in the middle of the deck were eleven special cards that had been decorated and colored in, the newest in permanent marker, the oldest in crayon. But which did she need now?
Mother Maybelle, definitely. Her card was the eight of hearts, the two red circles of the number fattened with red crayon, the topmost circle sprouting two chubby arms. Then Zebo, the jack of diamonds, heavily redrawn with black marker. And of course Tinker, the three of clubs, to serve as secretary.
Her fingers hovered over a fourth card, the seven of spades. He was an old card, but she’d rubbed out the black crayon outline she’d scrawled when she was five, and had redrawn him as accurately as she could in black Sharpie, no colors. The 7 was the spine of a thin man in a black coat, leaning back against a wall, his wide hat covering his eyes. The card had been torn in half, width-wise, and taped back together. The Scotch tape blurred his face.
The Wander Man. She tilted the card, and he seemed to shift and nod.
Howdy, Miss Sasha.
She quickly pushed his card back into the deck. She may not have been able to get rid of him, but she did not have to bring him out.
The remaining three cards she turned faceup and tapped them: One, two, three. Immediately she smelled cigar smoke.
“My oh my,” said a deep voice. “I sense that we are on the cusp of a momentous decision.”
Sasha raised her head over the top of the bed. Zebo the Zalligator reclined in a chair that had not been there before, one hand tucked into the pocket of his red, diamond-pattern vest, the other nonchalantly holding a cigar to the side of his long, toothy mouth. He chuckled dryly. “A ‘damned if you do, damned if you don’t’ type situation.”
“Pay no mind to the carnivore, sweetness,” Mother Maybelle said. She glided across the room in a cloud of petticoats, her golden curls swaying and bouncing. Sasha’s friends never appeared in a puff of smoke or a flash of light. She simply noticed them, already in place like actors on a dim stage, waiting for the spotlight of her attention. And when it was time for them to go, she merely had to glance away and they’d slip into the shadows.
Mother Maybelle said, “There is always a right decision, and we will make it.”
Tinker the Robot Boy trundled forward and clanged in agreement.
Sasha climbed back onto the bed next to Bucko. The bear said, “You don’t even know what the question is, damn it. Let her talk.”
“We know what the question is, bear,” Zebo said. “It’s all she’s been thinking about. Does she, or does she not, tell ol’ Grandpop that his son is pulling the wool over his eyes, and darn near covering his entire head?”