— No, the woman in her chair muttered quietly. Can it be?… It is so… Oh… Oh… There?… But I don’t know you… My lord, but it’s unheard of! You will make that I… You, oh you… Are you taking me for.. What? What? Don’t… Oh, what are you doing there now… So?… So… It will be too… Don’t, please don’t… I am, oh I am!… You are!… Don’t you think it will be better if we… Oh, but my lord, you may not… What are we doing?. . Now? What? What? Oh, it’s so… It’s such… There, a little lower. So… Again! More!… Oh… Do! Do! Now! Now! Go! Now! Go! Now! Ye-ah-ah-ee…
the essence of his teaching
We all know Nascimento Watsenaam, the man who doesn’t dare laugh in public. For reasons of correct behaviour, no doubt, or decorum, or selfesteem, or having to satisfy the tax inspector. He holds it back, he keeps it bottled up until the darkest movement of the night. Then he betakes himself to a secluded spot where he can place both hands on the knees, pull his back in a knot, and vomit up the hot laugh like a jet of undigested mirth. Tears are squeezed through tightly closed eyelids, his facial muscles hurt, his earthly body heaves and shakes. He travels all over the world — from Spain to Rome to Lusaka to Canberra to Bombay. Everywhere the man has to go looking for dark alleys or uncultivated fields or the secret places in the lee of buildings — away from the geometry of the moon — where the penumbra is turgid. We hear him. People are broken from their sleep with shudders and with shivers. Hands fumble for eyeglasses, false teeth, pistols and alarm clocks. ‘What? What was that? Ooohhh…’
On his way from Nomansland to Wet Country, Nascimento Watsenaam stops over in Australia. He goes for a run along very high cliffs, down a brown cracked-mirror path, where only very rich people who can afford to lose a child come jogging in the dew. He is looking for the solitude of unconstrained laughter. He so much wants to see his gurgles writhing on the spear of the sun. The cliff-face is red. He sees carved there in even a deeper red: Now whitefellow has made of the Dreamtime a nightmare. Night can not be trusted. It is too distant.
In Bombay it is difficult to find an unfrequented votive sanctuary. There is much poverty there — people resting their aching bones for the night in lane and entrepôt, other people under the veil of darkness scrounging in refuse bags for sustenance. Animals too, having to outwit the humans. Animals imitating the sounds of human intercourse. ‘Don’t go shitting there,’ we tell the man, ‘you will find the turd filched from your underpants. And be on the lookout for where you laugh!’ In Bombay there are also grey-vested crows with impertinent stares and evil claws and beaks which they use for tearing apart the human corpses put out for the gods on the Towers of Silence. Gods seldom laugh. That is what distinguishes the man from the gods.
The man has no choice. Man cannot smile without having laughter in reserve. The one abbreviates the other. The one is the flag of the other’s manoeuvres and surrenders. Only politicians can ply a smile with their lips without having anything up the sleeve to back it up with. If man can no longer smile, reflecting the lack and the decadence, bile accumulates in the lower hollows, draining him to bitter despondency, slackening all self-respect. His coffee will have the taste of a fat female thigh. No, man is hooked on the absolute of cackling. How else is he to dog and to dig his death?
We all know how the man, Nascimento Watsenaam, goes erring through the streets until in desperation, sick to his stomach with the need to let his laugh out soon before it becomes a cyst or a cestode or a festering cesspool for small cetaceans, he clambers over a wall into the park on Mulabar Hall where the Towers of Silence try to entice heaven with their fruit of a counter-order. The art is to move away from the sad stench of decomposition and the rigorously patterned flitter of skeletons in moonlight, and yet to find an eddy of obscurity.
He finds it. Or thinks so. There must have been other animals also feeding on the night. Hardly does the laugh protrude when he hears a furtive coming or going. And deeply imbued by etiquette the man gets the fright of his life. Had he but coughed, grabbed the wet laugh and ran! A flash. Too late!
We all see him perish in a figure of speech: glum and deflated, the face gaunt, sunken eyes, not even the most minute uplift of mouth-corners to suggest a whiff of redemption. The man disappears from our knowledge, cursed maybe for ever to move from joke to joke in search of lost levity or levitation. But jokes are placebos for those bitten by the dog of death. We all see him no more.
We all know the thin old cat with the bloated stomach who sometimes burps, licks its whiskers, and cannot repress a sly grin. In exactly this same way does Gautama transmit the essence of his teaching.
bathed in tears
My mother has been dead for a long time. When she returns her eyesight is not what it used to be and her memory has become erratic. There are loopholes now, and mushy areas of approximation. She returns because she wants to visit with my brother. She has lost her teeth. She has also lost all contact, she says, and she feels it incumbent on her to pick up the threads. She has become finicky, querulous, hard of hearing.
I go to fetch her at the airport. She brings her earthly belongings packed in a cardboard box tied up with rough twine. One becomes very poor in death. It is slightly embarrassing.
I go to fetch her at the airport to take her to my brother’s. I had lost sight of him. It is funny how you can go on living in the same town and yet the world shifts. Youth recedes and no longer bothers you, your pate is polished, you stop visiting certain areas or frequenting the prostitutes and the politicians. They become so dim in the mind’s eye that you end up believing you invented them. You end up forgetting that this is a seaside town with abrupt hills, with dead zones, with botanical gardens, with statues for unknown statesmen, with a wind. You become attached to your attaché-case.
When we arrive at my brother’s place my mother has already forgotten why she came in the first place. It does not really matter. We ride up in the lift. ‘Where are you taking me?’ she asks in an irritated voice. ‘Shall I sing for you? Why can’t you let me be?’ But she doesn’t hear my answer and this angers her so that she decides not to pay any attention.
On the last floor the partitions between the many cubicles, as also the outside walls, are made of glass. My brother resides in a small glass cage. Out there one can see the moon riding stately like a ship coming into harbour after having discovered an unknown continent. ‘Each to his own,’ my brother says. ‘I must have a view on the moon. See how she bobs.’
‘Leave me alone,’ my mother grumbles. She unties her cardboard box, takes out her odds and ends, makes a nest for herself in one corner of the cage. My brother sits stiffly behind his table, his hands rigid like those of some emblematic figure, a pork-pie hat perched on his head. He is thin to the point of emaciation, the dark skin stretched taut over the bones of his face, the ears smaller and more intricate than sea-shells.
We live like this for a long time. My mother spends her days asleep on her pile of rags in the corner. At night, by the light of the moon, I sometimes wake at the feel of her eyes on me, angry like those of an unhappy child. ‘ Who are you?’ she hisses. ‘Keep away from me!’