The captain shook his head. “Neither one. You'll travel as my cabin boy. Or rather, my cabin boy's boy. Rafe is a good three years younger than you, I imagine, but he knows from birth all that you are so desperate to learn. With you to help him, perhaps he'll have enough free time to teach you. And I'll oversee you both. On several conditions, though.”
Calvin didn't see as how the captain was in much of a position to set conditions, but he listened civil-like all the same.
“No matter what powers you have, survival at sea depends on instant and perfect obedience from everyone on board the ship. Obedience to me. You know nothing of the sea and I gather you don't care about learning seamanship, either. So you will do nothing that interferes with my authority. And you will obey me yourself. That means that when I say piss, you don't even look for a pot, you just whip it out and pee.”
“In front of others, I'll do a fine show of obedience, unless you command me to kill myself or some such foolishness.”
“I'm not a fool,” said the captain,
“All right, I'll do like you say.”
“And you'll keep your mouth shut until you learn– in private– to talk in some way approximating gentlemanly speech. Right now if you open your mouth you confess your low origins and you will embarrass yourself and me in front of my crew and the other officers and passengers.”
“I know how to keep my mouth shut when I need to.”
“And when you reach England, our deal is done and you leave no curse on my ship.”
“Now you've asked too much,” said Calvin. “What I need is your introduction to other high-class people. And passage to France.”
“To France! Aren't you aware that England is at war with France?”
“You have been ever since Napoleon conquered Austria and Spain. What's that to me?”
“In other words, reaching England doesn't mean I'll be rid of you.”
“That's right,” said Calvin.
“So why don't I just kill myself now and spare myself all this adventure before you send me to an early grave?”
“Because them as is my friends will prosper in this world and there ain't nothing much bad that can happen to them.”
“And all I have to do is maintain my status as your friend, is that it?”
Calvin nodded.
“But someday, isn't it going to occur to you that if the only reason I'm kind to you is out of terror that you'll destroy my ship, I'm not really your friend at all?”
Calvin smiled. “That just means you'll have to try extra hard to convince me that you really mean it.”
The officer who had first heard Calvin's message now approached the captain diffidently. “Captain Fitzroy,” he said. “The leaking seems to have stopped, sir.”
“I know,” said the captain.
“Thank you sir,” said the officer.
“Get everyone back to work, Benson,” said the captain.
“Some of the American stevedores and sailors won't get back on that ship no matter what we say, sir.”
“Pay them off and hire others,” said the captain. “That will be all, Benson.”
“Yes sir.” Benson turned around and headed back toward the gangplank.
Calvin, in the meantime, had heard the air of crisp command in Captain Fitzroy's voice and wondered how a man could learn to use his voice like a sharp hot knife, slicing through other men's will like warm butter.
“I would say you've already caused me more trouble than you're worth,” said Captain Fitzroy. “And I personally doubt that you have it in you to learn to be a gentleman, though heaven knows there are plenty that have the title who are every bit as ignorant and boorish as you. But I will accept your coercive agreement, in part because I find you fascinating as well as despicable.”
“I don't know what all them words mean, Captain Fitzroy, but I know this– Taleswapper once told us how when kings have bastards, the babies get the last name 'Fitzroy.' So no matter what I am, your name says you're a son of a bitch.”
“In my case, the great-great-grandson of a bitch. The second Charles sowed his wild oats. My great-great-grandmother, a noted actress of semi-noble origins, entered into a liaison with him and managed to get her child recognized as royal before the parliament deprived him of his head. My family has had its ups and downs since the end of the monarchy, and there have been Lords Protector who thought that our association with the royal family made us dangerous. But we managed to survive and even, in recent years, prosper. Unfortunately, I'm the younger son of a younger son, so I had the choice of the church or the army or the sea. Until meeting you, I did not regret my choice. Do you have a name, my young extortionist?”
“Calvin,” he said.
“And are you of such a benighted family that you have but the one name to spend as your patrimony?”
“Maker,” said Calvin. “Calvin Maker.”
“How deliciously vague. Maker. A general term that can be construed in many ways while promising no particular skill. A Calvin of all trades. And master of none?”
“Master of rats,” said Calvin, smiling. “And leaks.”
“As we have seen,” said Captain Fitzroy. “I will have your name enrolled as part of the ship's company. Have your gear aboard by nightfall.”
“If you have someone follow me to kill me, your ship–”
“Will dissolve into sawdust, yes, the threat has already been made,” said Fitzroy. “Now you only have to worry about how much I actually care for my ship.”
With that, Fitzroy turned his back on Calvin and headed up the gangplank. Calvin almost made him slip and take a pratfall, just to pierce that dignity. But there was a limit, he knew, to how far he could push this man. Especially since Calvin hadn't the slightest idea how to carry out his threat to make the ship fall apart if they killed him. Either he could make the ship leak or stop leaking, but either way he had to be there and alive to do it. If Fitzroy ever realized that his worst threats were pure bluff, how long would he let Calvin live?
Get used to it, Calvin, he told himself. Plenty of people have wanted Alvin dead, too, but he got through it all. We Makers must have some kind of protection, it's as simple as that. All of nature is looking out for us, to keep us safe. Fitzroy won't kill me because I can't be killed.
I hope.
Chapter 8 – Leavetaking
For some reason Alvin's classroom of grownup women just wasn't going well today. They were distracted, it seemed like, and Goody Sump was downright hostile. It finally came to a head when Alvin started working with their herb boxes. He was trying to help them find their way into the greensong, the first faintest melody, by getting their sage or sorrel or thyme, whatever herb they chose, to grow one specially long branch. This was something Alvin reckoned to be fairly easy, but once you mastered it, you could pretty much get into harmony with any plant. However, only a couple of the women had had much success, and Goody Sump was not one of them, Maybe that was how come she was so testy– her laurel wasn't even thriving, let alone showing lopsided growth on one branch.
“The plants don't make the same music they did back when the Reds were tending the woods,” Alvin said. He was going to go on and explain how they could do, in a small way, what the Reds did large, but he didn't get a chance, because that was the moment Goody Sump chose to erupt.
She leapt from her chair, strode over to the herb table, and brought her fist right down on top of her own laurel, capsizing the pot and spattering potting soil and laurel leaves all over the table and her own dress. “If you think them Reds was so much better why don't you just go live with them and carry off their daughters to secret randy views!”
Alvin was so stunned by her unprovoked rage, so perplexed by her inscrutable words, that he just looked at her gapemouthed as she pulled what was left of her laurel out of what was left of the soil, pulled off a handful of leaves, and threw them in his face, then turned and stalked out of the room.