BAD FORTUNE
Five members of a Chinese family were burned to death in Bay City yesterday when the family fortune cookie factory, located in a loft building near the city's decaying waterfront, was gutted by flames.
The Eraser read the item and saw instantly that the evil hand of the Mafia had also infiltrated the New York press. Why else would they cover up a story that should have read:
ERASER AND RUBOUT SQUAD DECLARE WAR ON MAFIA
Five members of an international heroin ring were gunned down yesterday in their secret drug factory in Bay City, New Jersey.
Near their bodies, police found a hundred million billion zillion dollars in uncut heroin. Also found in the building, as a warning to evil-doers, were the eraser ends of a half dozen pencils. This is the trademark of The Eraser and his Rubout Squad, who have vowed to wipe organized crime from the face of Bay City, as their first step toward cleansing America of this insidious evil.
Sam Gregory thought he would give them just one more chance, as he tossed the newspapers to the floor of his motel room.
He called the City Desk of The New York Times first.
"Hello, City Desk."
"This is The Eraser. My Rubout Squad and I killed those five people in Bay City yesterday. This is just the first skirmish in our war to the death against the Mafia."
Following the Times' normal policy for dealing with madmen on the telephone, the copy boy said, "Why don't you write us a letter about it?" before hanging up.
The Daily News was kinder. The man on the City Desk patiently explained that they had already done a story on the tragedy in Bay City.
"But you called it a fire," Gregory protested.
"The building burned down. Generally, that indicates a fire," the man said.
"Yeah, but we set it to destroy the heroin. After we got rid of those drug dealers who are poisoning America's bodies and minds."
"Hang on a moment." There was a two-minute wait and the man came back to the telephone. "By dirty drug dealers, you mean Suzie Wo Fat, 13, Tommy Wo Fat, 14, and Eddie Wo Fat, 11?"
"They were all part of it," Gregory said.
"Go fuck yourself."
Only the New York Post was interested, in keeping with the paper's long-term policy of being interested in everything a day late.
The city editor gave the assignment to a twenty-three-year-old reporter who had finished first in his class at college, majoring in cultural anthropology, aspects of abnormality in the white mind, social repression in America, and making revolutions work, and had convinced the publisher that all these were good substitutes for the ability to write a simple declarative English sentence.
Remo was in Rocco Nobile's office when the Post reporter's call came through.
"Mayor Nobile? This is Peter Plennary of the Post."
Nobile nodded to Remo and pressed a button which turned the telephone into a loudspeaker so Remo could listen in.
"Yes, this is Mayor Nobile."
"We received a telephone call from someone claiming to be responsible for the fire yesterday. The fortune-cookie fire?"
"I see. Did he say who he was?"
"He said he was The Eraser and that those Chinese were in the heroin trade and he was declaring war against the Mafia, and I want to know why you're protecting the Mafia, because I know all about you New Jersey politicians, working over here in New York."
"Isn't that awful?" Mayor Nobile said.
"What's awful? What do you mean?" the reporter asked suspiciously.
"It's awful how tragedies like this have a way of bringing out the bedbugs."
"He said he shot the members of that family."
"Well, that should prove to you that the poor man was deranged. That family died in the fire. There were no gunshot wounds."
"Oh, I see."
"And just for your information, the Wo Fat family had lived in Bay City for thirty years. They had operated that bakery all that time. They were never arrested for anything."
"Oh, I see," said the reporter.
"Anything else?" Nobile asked.
"No, I guess not," Peter Plennary said.
"I hope you're not going to run a story on this," Nobile said.
"Why not?"
"Because these things have a ripple effect. One lunatic gets some publicity out of a tragedy and it encourages him to really try to create a tragedy. Or imitators try to do the same. It would be awful if some poor demented person actually did start a fire to kill someone."
"I see," the reporter said.
"Did this Eraser person say who he was?"
"No. Why?"
"I just wanted to let my police know so they could keep alert for demented persons who might fit his description."
"Oh, I see," said Peter Plennary, but he did not see at all. He just couldn't understand why anybody would want to call in the fascist police establishment to deal with an arson case. If Rocco Nobile wasn't a fascist, he would have asked the fire department to watch out for the suspected fire-setter. Anyone knew that.
When Peter Plennary hung up, he was convinced he was on to something. He had a big story. A Mafia mayor and that was obvious because he had an Italian name. Some wonderful person risking his own life to try to fight the Mafia. A gang of Chinese heroin-peddlers. The children probably were not children at all but cleverly disguised midgets. It could be a really exciting story. Peter Plennary started work on it right away. He wrote two hundred and fourteen pages. When he turned it in seven weeks later, his editor had forgotten what it was about and threw it in the garbage. Plennary retrieved it late at night when the editor had gone home and decided to use it as his doctoral thesis: "Crime and Corruption in a Typical Racist Right Wing Hate-Filled American Slum City Ruined by Rampant Capitalism and Suppressing Minorities."
After he had gotten the reporter off the phone, Nobile shook his head as he turned to Remo.
"It's getting too close," he said. "We've got to find this nut-case before he blows everything. I need a couple more weeks, without trouble, and I'll have every goddam big Mafia fish in the country in here."
"And when that's all done, what'll you do?" Remo asked.
Rocco Nobile shrugged.
"You know your life's not worth a can of warm beer," Remo said.
"I know," Nobile said. He rubbed his hand through his thick bushy hair. "Oh, I know. They're going to give me a new identity and send me somewhere else, but that's bullshit. Some clown with a hard-on for the government and a peek at the files is going to make himself rich by handing me up. I give myself three months. At least, it's three months I won't have to dye my hair or wear pinky rings or pinstripe suits." He paused and thought. "Maybe less than three months."
"Then why do you do it?" Remo asked.
"Wouldn't you?"
"I don't know. Maybe. Maybe not. But if I did it, I'd do it for me, not for the government."
"That's the difference between us," Nobile said. He turned around and looked out the window at the tired dull streets of Bay City. He turned down the roar of the rock station which always filled the office. "I guess you could call it a generation gap. But I grew up believing America was worth a life. Even my own."
Remo sat up in his chair. He recognized that. He thought back to Conrad MacCleary, a one-handed man who had brought him into the secret organization CURE. When he lay dying and asked Remo to kill him, he had said the same thing: "America is worth a life."
"I know somebody who said that once," Remo said.
"Federal man?" Nobile asked.
Remo nodded.
"We were taught it," Nobile said. "Can you tell me your friend's name?"
"No. Hell, why not? Conrad MacCleary."
"MacCleary? That one-armed drunken whoremonger?" The words were hard but the face of Rocco Nobile was soft, exuding good memories as he thought back over his life.