“Can it interfere with the culture process?”
“I wouldn’t think so. Not without being really obvious about it.”
“You’re not certain.”
“Ken, right now I’m not certain about anything.” Although I’m approaching certainty about a thing or two...
“It’s living where? Reference and analytical?”
Taka nodded. “The only systems with enough room.”
“What happens if you shut them down?”
“The wet lab’s on its own circuit. The cultures should be okay as long as we don’t need to do any more heavy-duty analysis on them.”
“Pull the plug,” Ken said.
A heat-sealed sample bag, half-full of straw-colored liquid, slid from the dispensary and hung by its upper edge. Taka tore it free and handed it over. “Keep the diffusion disk uncovered or the culture will suffocate. Other than that they should be okay for about a week, depending on the temperature. Do you have a lab in your submarine?”
“Basic medbay,” Lenie said. “Nothing like this.”
“We can improvise something,” Lubin added. “Can the diffuser handle seawater?”
“Ninety minutes, tops.”
“Okay. Go.”
Ken turned and started down the beach.
Taka raised her voice: “What if—”
“We’ll catch up with you afterwards,” he said, not turning.
“I guess this is it, then,” Taka said.
Lenie, still beside her, tried on a smile. It didn’t fit.
“How will you find me?” Taka asked her. “I don’t dare go online.”
“Yeah. Well.” The other woman took a step towards the water. A swirl on that surface was all that remained of her partner. “Ken’s got a lot of tricks up his sleeve. He’ll track you down.”
White eyes set into flesh and blood. White eyes, sneering out from the circuitry of Miri’s cortex.
White eyes bringing fire, and flood, and any number of catastrophes down on the innocent, all across North America. All across the world, maybe.
Both sets of eyes called Lenie.
“You—” Taka began.
Lenie, the Word Made Flesh, shook her head. “Really. We gotta go.”
Parsimony
Achilles Desjardins was breeding exorcists when he learned he was a suspect.
It was a real balancing act. If you made the little bastards immutable, they wouldn’t adapt; even the vestigial wildlife hanging on in this pathetic corner of the net would chew them up and spit them out. But if you set the genes free, provoked mutation with too many random seeds, then how could you be sure your app would still be on-mission a few generations down the road? Natural selection would weed out any preprogrammed imperatives the moment they came into conflict with sheer self-interest.
Sometimes, if you didn’t get the balance just right, your agent would forget all about its mission and join the other side. And the other side didn’t need any more help. The Madonnas—or the Shredders, or the Goldfish, or any of the other whispered mythic names they’d acquired over the years—had already survived this gangrenous quagmire long past any reasonable expectation. They shouldn’t have; they’d codevolved to serve as little more than interfaces between the real world and the virtual one, mouthpieces for a superspecies assemblage that acted as a collective organism in its own right. By rights they should have died in the crash that took out the rest of that collective, that took out ninety percent of all Maelstrom’s wildlife—for how many faces make it on their own after the body behind is dead and gone?
But they had defied that logic, and survived. They had changed—been changed— into something more, more self-sufficient. Something purer. Something that even Desjardins’s exorcists could barely match.
They had been weaponised, the story went. There was no shortage of suspects. M&Ms and hobby terrorists and death-cult hackers could all be releasing them into the system faster than natural selection took them out, and there was a limit to what anyone could do without a reliable physical infrastructure. The best troops in the world won’t last a minute if you set them down in quicksand, and quicksand was all that N’Am had to offer these days: a few hundred isolated fortresses hanging on by their fingernails, their inhabitants far too scared to go out and fix the fiberop. The decaying electronic habitat wasn’t much better for wildlife than it was for Human apps, but at a hundred gens-per-sec the wildlife still had the adaptive edge.
Fortunately, Desjardins had a knack for exorcism. There were reasons for that, not all of them common knowledge, but the results were hard to argue with. Even those ineffectual and self-righteous jerk-offs hiding out on the other side of the world gave him that much. At least they all cheered him on, safe behind their barricades, whenever he released a new batch of countermeasures.
But as it turned out, they were saying other things as well.
He wasn’t privy to most of it—he wasn’t supposed to be privy to any— but he was good enough to get the gist. He had his own hounds on the trail, prowling comsats, sniffing random packets, ever-watchful for digital origami which might—when unscrambled and unfolded and pressed flat—contain the word Desjardins.
Apparently, people thought he was losing his edge.
He could live with that. Nobody racks up a perfect score against the death throes of an entire planet, and if he’d dropped a few more balls than normal over the past months—well, his failure rate was still way below the pack average. He outperformed any of those bozos who grumbled, however softly, during the teleconferences and debriefings and post-fiasco post-mortems that kept intruding on the war. They all knew it, too; he’d have to slip a lot further than this before anyone else in the Patrol would be able to lay a hand on him.
Still. There were hints of the wind, changing at his back. Fragments of encrypted conversations between veterans in Helsinki and rookies in Melbourne and middle-management stats-hounds in New Delhi. Disgruntled insistence from Weimers, King Sim himself, that there had to be some undiscovered variable wreaking havoc with his projections. And—
And right this very second, a disembodied chunk of point-counterpoint snatched from the ether by one of Desjardins’s minions. It was only a few seconds in length—thanks to a filthy spectrum and the dynamic channel-switching that coped with it, it was almost impossible to grab more without knowing which random seed to apply—but it seemed to have been connecting a couple of ’lawbreakers in London and McMurdo. It took forty seconds and six nested Bayesians to turn it back into English.
“Desjardins saved us from Rio,” Mr. McMurdo had opined, moments earlier, in a Hindian accent. “We’d have surely taken ten times the losses had he not acted when he did. How those people threw off the Trip—”
Ms. London: “How do you know they did?” Irish lilt. Enticing.
“Well let me see. They launched an unprovoked attack on a large number of—”
“How do we know it was unprovoked?”
“Of course it was unprovoked.”
“Why? How do you know they didn’t just see a threat to the greater good, and try to stop it?”
Precious moments of this fleeting excerpt, wasted on astonished silence. Finally: “Are you suggesting that—”
“I’m saying history gets written by the victors. Rio’s history. How do we know the good guys won?”
End of intercept. If McMurdo had had an answer, he hadn’t got it out before the frequency skidded away.