"Right you are, then. First we pretend. Then we fight for real. Got it." Greylock gave Shivers a long, slow look, then lumbered away.
"Next!" bellowed Cosca. A skinny man pranced through the doorway in orange tights and a bright red jacket, big bag in one hand. "Your name?"
"I am none other than" —he gave a fancy bow—"the Incredible Ronco!"
The old mercenary's brows shot up as fast as Shivers' heart sank. "And your specialities, both as entertainer and fighter?"
"They are one and the same, sirs!" Nodding to Cosca and Shivers. "My lady!" Then to Vitari. He turned slowly round, reaching stealthily into his bag, then spun about, one hand to his face, cheeks puffed out—
There was a rustle and a blaze of brilliant fire shot from Ronco's lips, close enough for Shivers to feel the heat sting his cheek. He would've dived from his chair if he'd had the time, but instead he was left rooted—blinking, staring, gasping, as his eyes got used to the darkness of the warehouse again. A couple of patches of fire clung to the table, one just beyond the ends of Cosca's trembling fingers. The flames sputtered, in silence, and died, leaving behind a smell that made Shivers want to puke.
The Incredible Ronco cleared his throat. "Ah. A slightly more… vigorous demonstration than I intended."
"But damned impressive!" Cosca wafted the smoke away from his face. "Undeniably entertaining, and undeniably deadly. You are hired, sir, at the price of forty scales for the night."
The man beamed. "Delighted to be of service!" He bowed even lower this time round. "Sirs! My lady! I take… my leave!"
"You sure about that?" asked Shivers as Ronco strutted to the door. "Bit of a worry, ain't it? Fire in a wooden building?"
Cosca looked down his nose again. "I thought you Northmen were all wrath and bad teeth. If things turn sour, fire in a wooden building could be just the equaliser we need."
"The what we need, now?"
"Leveller," said Vitari.
That seemed a bad word to pick. They called death the Great Leveller, up in the hills of the North. "Fire indoors could end up levelling the lot of us, and in case you didn't notice, that bastard weren't too precise. Fire is dangerous."
"Fire is pretty. He's in."
"But won't he—"
"Ah." Cosca held up a silencing hand.
"We should—"
"Ah."
"Don't tell me—"
"Ah, I said! Do you not have the word ‘ah' in your country? Murcatto put me in charge of the entertainers and, with the greatest of respect, that means I say who is in. We are not taking votes. You concentrate on mounting a show to make Ario's gentlemen cheer. I'll handle the planning. How does that sound?"
"Like a short cut to disaster," said Shivers.
"Ah, disaster!" Cosca grinned. "I can't wait. Who have we to consider in the meantime?"
Vitari cocked one orange brow at her list. "Barti and Kummel—tumblers, acrobats, knife-artists and walkers on the high wire."
Cosca nudged Shivers in the ribs with his elbow. "Walkers on the high wire, there you go. How could that end badly?"
The Peacemakers
It was a rare clear day in the City of Fogs. The air was crisp and cold, the sky was perfectly blue and the King of the Union's conference of peace was due to begin its noble work. The ragged rooflines, the dirty windows, the peeling doorways were all thick with onlookers, waiting eagerly for the great men of Styria to appear. They trickled down both gutters of the wide avenue below, a multicoloured confusion, pressing up against the grim grey lines of soldiers deployed to hold them back. The hubbub of the crowd was a weight on the air. Thousands of murmuring voices, stabbed through here and there by the shouts of hawkers, bellowed warnings, squeals of excitement. Like the sound of an army before a battle.
Nervously waiting for the blood to start spilling.
Five more dots, perched on the roof of a crumbling warehouse, were nothing to remark upon. Shivers stared down, big hands dangling over the parapet. Cosca had his boot propped carelessly on the cracked stonework, scratching at his scabby neck. Vitari leaned back against the wall, long arms folded. Friendly stood bolt upright to the side, seeming lost in a world of his own. The fact that Morveer and his apprentice were away on their own business gave Monza scant confidence. When she first met the poisoner, she hadn't trusted him at all. Since Westport, she trusted him an awful lot less. And these were her troops. She sucked in a long, bitter breath, licked her teeth and spat down into the crowd below.
When God means to punish a man, the Kantic scriptures say, he sends him stupid friends, and clever enemies.
"That's a lot o' people," said Shivers, eyes narrowed against the chilly glare. Just the kind of stunning revelation Monza had come to expect from the man. "An awful lot."
"Yes." Friendly's eyes flickered over the crowds, lips moving silently, giving Monza the worrying impression that he was trying to count them.
"This is nothing." Cosca dismissed half of Sipani with an airy wave. "You should have seen the throng that packed the streets of Ospria after my victory at the Battle of the Isles! They filled the air with falling flowers! Twice as many, at the least. You should have been there!"
"I was there," said Vitari, "and there were half as many at the most."
"Does pissing on my dreams give you some sick satisfaction?"
"A little." Vitari smirked at Monza, but she didn't laugh. She was thinking of the triumph they'd put on for her in Talins, after the fall of Caprile. Or the massacre at Caprile, depending on who you asked. She remembered Benna grinning while she frowned, standing in his stirrups and blowing kisses to the balconies. The people chanting her name, even though Orso was riding in thoughtful silence just behind with Ario at his shoulder. She should've seen it coming then…
"Here they are!" Cosca shielded his eyes with one hand, leaning out dangerously far over the railing. "All hail our great leaders!"
The noise of the crowd swelled as the procession came into view. Seven mounted standard-bearers brought up the front, flags on lances all at the exact same angle—the illusion of equality deemed necessary for peace talks. The cockleshell of Sipani. The white tower of Ospria. The three bees of Visserine. The black cross of Talins. The symbols of Puranti, Affoia and Nicante stirred lazily in the breeze alongside them. A man in gilded armour rode behind, the golden sun of the Union drooping from his black lance.
Sotorius, Chancellor of Sipani, was the first of the great and good to appear. Or the mean and evil, depending on who you asked. He was truly ancient, with thin white hair and beard, hunched under the weight of the heavy chain of office he'd worn since long before Monza was born. He hobbled along doggedly with the aid of a cane and with the eldest of his many sons, probably in his sixties himself, at his elbow. Several columns of Sipani's leading citizens followed, sun twinkling on jewels and polished leather, bright silk and cloth of gold.
"Chancellor Sotorius," Cosca was noisily explaining to Shivers. "According to tradition, the host goes on foot. Still alive, the old bastard."
"Looks like he needs a rest though," muttered Monza. "Someone get the man a coffin."
"Not quite yet, I think. Half-blind he may be, but he still has clearer sight than most. The long-established master of the middle ground. One way or another he's kept Sipani neutral for two decades. Right through the Years of Blood. Ever since I gave him a bloody nose at the Battle of the Isles!"
Vitari snorted. "Didn't stop you taking his coin when it all turned sour with Sefeline of Ospria, as I recall."
"Why should it have? Paid soldiers can't be too picky over their employers. You have to blow with the wind in this business. Loyalty on a mercenary is like armour on a swimmer." Monza frowned sideways, wondering whether that was meant for her, but Cosca was blathering on as though it meant nothing to anyone. "Still, he never suited me much, old Sotorius. It was a wedding of necessity, an unhappy marriage and, once victory was won, a divorce we were both happy to agree to. Peaceful men find little work for mercenaries, and the old Chancellor of Sipani has made a rich and glorious career from peace."