I chuckled right back. "Well, that's a relief."
"What I'm calling about are the trades today. Since when have you become a director?"
"I was afraid of this. I'm not allowed to talk about it."
"I asked your agent. He says he didn't handle the deal."
"Well, yeah, it's something I set up on my own."
"Where?"
"Walt, really I can't talk about it. Those items in the trades surprised the hell out of me. They might screw up the deal. I haven't finished the negotiations yet."
"With this kid who looks like James Deacon."
"Honestly I've said as much as I can, Walt."
"I'll tell you flat out. I don't think it's right for you to try to sneak him away from us. I'm the one who discovered him, remember. I had a look at his screen test yesterday. He's got the makings of a star."
I knew when he'd screened that test. Right after the woman in the casting department phoned him to ask if I had a right to see the test. One thing you can count on in this business. Everybody's so paranoid they want to know what everybody else is doing. If they think a trend is developing, they'll stampede to follow it.
"Walt, I'm not exactly trying to sneak him away from you. You don't have him under contract, do you?"
He ignored the question. "And what's this project called Mercenaries? What's that all about?"
"It's a script I did on spec. I got the idea when I heard about the ads at the back of Soldier of Fortune magazine."
"Soldier of… David, I thought we had a good working relationship."
"Sure. That's what I thought too."
"Then why didn't you talk to me about this story? Hey, we're friends, after all. Chances are you wouldn't have had to write it on spec. I could have given you some development money."
And after you'd finished mucking with it, you'd have turned it into a musical, I thought. "Well, I guess I figured it wasn't for you. Since I wanted to direct and use an unknown in the lead."
Another thing you can count on in this business. Tell a producer that a project isn't for him, and he'll feel so left out he'll want to see it. That doesn't mean he'll buy it. But at least he'll have the satisfaction of knowing that he didn't miss out on a chance for a hit.
"Directing, David? You're a writer. What do you know about directing? I'd have to draw the line on that. But using the kid as a lead. I considered that yesterday after I saw his test."
Like hell you did, I thought. The test only made you curious. The items in the trades today are what gave you the idea.
"You see what I mean?" I asked. "I figured you wouldn't like the package. That's why I didn't take it to you."
"Well, the problem's hypothetical. I just sent the head of our legal department out to see him. We're offering the kid a long-term option."
"In other words, you want to fix it so no one else can use him, but you're not committing yourself to star him in a picture, and you're paying him a fraction of what you think he might be worth."
"Hey, ten thousand bucks isn't pickled herring. Not from his point of view. So maybe we'll go to fifteen."
"Against?"
"A hundred-and-fifty-thousand if we use him in a picture."
"His agent won't go for it."
"He doesn't have one."
That explained why the Screen Actor's Guild had given me Wes's home address and phone number instead of an agent's.
"I get it now," I said. "You're doing all this just to spite me."
"There's nothing personal in this, David. It's business. I tell you what. Show me the script. Maybe we can put a deal together."
"But you won't accept me as a director."
"Hey, with budgets as high as they are, the only way I can justify our risk with an unknown actor is by paying him next to nothing. If the picture's a hit, he'll screw us next time anyhow. But I won't risk the money I'm saving by using an inexperienced director who'd probably run the budget into the stratosphere. I see this picture coming in at fifteen million tops."
"But you haven't even read the script. It's got several big action scenes. Explosions. Helicopters. Expensive special effects. Twenty-five million minimum."
"That's just my point. You're so close to the concept that you wouldn't want to compromise on the special effects. You're not directing."
"Well, as you said before, it's hypothetical. I've taken the package to somebody else."
"Not if we put him under option. David, don't fight me on this. Remember, we're friends."
Paramount phoned an hour later. Trade gossip travels fast. They'd heard I was having troubles with my studio and wondered if we could take a meeting to discuss the project they'd been reading about.
I said I'd get back to them. But now I had what I wanted – I could truthfully say that Paramount had been in touch with me. I could play the studios off against each other.
Walt phoned back that evening. "What did you do with the kid? Hide him in your closet?"
"Couldn't find him, huh?"
"The head of our legal department says the kid lives with a bunch of freaks way the hell out in the middle of nowhere. The freaks don't communicate too well. The kid isn't there, and they don't know where he went."
"I'm meeting him tomorrow."
"Where?"
"Can't say, Walt. Paramount 's been in touch."
Wes met me at a taco stand he liked in Burbank. He'd been racing his motorcycle in a meet, and when he pulled up in his boots and jeans, his T-shirt and leather jacket, I shivered from déjà vu. He looked exactly as Deacon had looked in Revolt on Thirty-Second Street.
"Did you win?"
He grinned and raised his thumb. "Yourself?"
"Some interesting developments."
He barely had time to park his bike before two men in suits came over. I wondered if they were cops, but their suits were too expensive. Then I realized. The studio. I'd been followed from my house.
"Mr. Hepner would like you to look at this," the blue suit told Wes. He set a document on the roadside table.
"What is it?"
"An option for your services. Mr. Hepner feels that the figure will interest you."
Wes shoved it over to me. "What's it mean?"
I read it quickly. The studio had raised the fee. They were offering fifty thousand now against a quarter million.
I told him the truth. "In your position, it's a lot of cash. I think that at this point you need an agent."
"You know a good one?"
"My own. But that might be too chummy."
"So what do you think I should do?"
"The truth? How much did you make last year? Fifty grand's a serious offer."
"Is there a catch?"
I nodded. "Chances are you'll be put in Mercs."
"And?"
"I don't direct."
Wes squinted at me. This would be the moment I'd always cherish. "You're willing to let me do it?" he asked.
"I told you I can't hold you to our bargain. In your place, I'd be tempted. It's a good career move."
"Listen to him," the gray suit said.
"But do you want to direct?"
I nodded. Until now, all the moves had been predictable. But Wes himself was not. Most unknown actors would grab at the chance for stardom. They wouldn't care what private agreements they ignored. Everything depended on whether Wes had a character similar to Deacon.