‘Would anyone else know about it?’
‘Only someone as obsessed as me.’ Hoffer paused. ‘It’s him on the tape, I know it’s him.’
‘We’ll see if the boffins can come up with anything.’
‘Such as?’
‘You’d be surprised. We’ve got linguistic people who might pin down his accent, even if you and I can’t tell he’s got one. We could get it down to a region or county.’
‘Wow, I’m impressed.’
‘It’s slow and methodical, Hoffer, that’s how we do things. We don’t go shooting our mouths off and our guns off.’
‘Hey, I make the jokes around here.’
‘Just don’t become a joke, all right?’
‘Whoa, Bob, okay, you got me, I yield to your sharper wit. Now what say I get a copy of that tape?’
‘What say you don’t?’
‘Still sore at me, huh?’
‘What’s Barney got for you?’
‘Just a few names, gun dealers.’ Hoffer shrugged. ‘You’re not the only one who can be slow and methodical. Gumshoes do a lot of walking, Bob, a lot of knocking on doors.’
‘Just don’t come knocking on mine for a while, Leo.’
‘Whatever you say, Bob.’ Broome had gone back to calling him Leo; it was going to be all right between them. Hoffer got slowly to his feet. ‘What about Inspector West?’
‘I’ll have someone talk to Mr Johns, get a description circulating.’ Hoffer nodded. ‘Don’t expect a bunch of roses, Hoffer, you just did what you’re supposed to do all the time. If you get anything else, come back and see me.’
Hoffer fixed a sneer to his face. ‘You can fucking well go whistle, Bob.’ He opened the door, but turned back into the room. ‘You know how to whistle, don’t you?’
And then he was gone.
Hoffer sat next morning, lingering over the hotel breakfast. The hotel he was in had a restaurant which opened on to the street, and was open to the public as well as to residents. Something inside Hoffer didn’t like that. Anyone could walk in off the street and sit down next to you. There was a guy sitting by the window who looked like Boris Karloff had donated to a sperm bank and Bette Davis had picked up the jar. He wore little round Gestapo-style glasses which reflected more light than there was light to reflect. He was reading a newspaper and eating scrambled eggs on toast. He gave Hoffer the creeps.
Hoffer wasn’t feeling too well to start with. He didn’t have earache any more, but he had a pain in his side which could be some form of cancer. Through the night he’d woken in agony with a searing pain all down one side of his back. He’d staggered into the bathroom, then out again, and was about to phone for an ambulance when he discharged a sudden belt of gas. After that he felt a bit better, so he tried again and got out another huge belch. Someone hammered on the wall for a couple of moments, but he ignored them. He just sat there bare-assed on the carpet until he could stop shaking.
Christ, he’d been scared. The adrenaline had kept him awake for another hour, and he’d no pills left to knock him out.
He put it down to nervousness. He’d called Walkins, and Walkins hadn’t been too happy with Hoffer’s report.
‘Mr Hoffer, I wish you wouldn’t sound so excited all the time.’
‘Huh?’
‘I don’t know what you think you’re doing. I mean, you call me with news of great import, and say you’re getting close, and you sound so thrilled at the prospect. But Mr Hoffer, we’ve been here before, several times before, and each time you get my hopes up, the next thing I know your lead has proved false or the trail has grown cold. I want more than your hope, Mr Hoffer. I want a result. So no more acting, no more milking me for money. Just find him, and find him fast. The media would love me to tell them you’ve been a fake all along.’
‘Hey, stop right there! I’m busting a gut here, I’m working round the clock. You think you pay me too much? You couldn’t pay me half enough for what I go through for you.’
‘For me?’
‘You bet it’s for you! Who else?’
‘Yourself perhaps, your reputation.’
‘That’s a crock of shit and you know it.’
‘Look, let’s not get into a fight.’
‘I didn’t start it.’ Hoffer was standing up in his room, facing the dressing-table mirror. He was hyperventilating, and trying to calm down. Walkins was thousands of miles away. He couldn’t hit him, and he didn’t want to hit a stand-in. He took deep slow breaths instead.
‘I know you didn’t, Mr Hoffer, it’s just that... it’s just we’ve been here before. You’ve sounded so close to him, so excited, so sure. Do you know what it’s like at this end, just waiting for your next call? You can’t possibly know. It’s like fire under my fingernails, knives stuck between my ribs. It’s... I can hardly move, hardly bear to do anything except wait. I’m as housebound as any invalid.’
Hoffer was about to suggest a portable phone, but didn’t think flippancy was in order.
‘Sir,’ he said calmly, ‘I’m doing what I can. I’m sorry if you feel I build up your hopes without due cause. I just thought you’d want to know how it’s going.’
‘I do want to know. But I’d rather just be told the sonofabitch was dead.’
‘Me, too, sir, believe me.’ Hoffer stared at the gun lying on his bedside cabinet. ‘Me, too.’
And here he sat next morning, awaiting his order of Full English Breakfast with orange juice, toast and coffee. His waitress was a crone. She was probably in the kitchen grinding up wormwood to add to the egg-mix. He wondered if maybe she had a sister worked in the porn cinema where he’d wasted more money than time last night. There were three movies on the bill, but he’d lasted only half the first one. The stuff they were showing was as steamy as a cold cup of coffee, and the ‘usherette’ who’d waddled down the aisle selling ices had looked like she was wearing a fright-mask. She’d still managed to exude more sex than the pale dubbed figures on the unfocused screen. The film was called Swedish Nymph Party, but it started with some cars drawing up outside a mountain chalet, and the licence plates were definitely German, not Swedish. After that, Hoffer just couldn’t get into the film.
London was definitely getting shabby.
A few more hungry clients wandered in off the street. There was no one about to show them to a table, so some wandered back outside while others sat down and then wondered if they’d maybe walked into Tussaud’s by mistake.
‘Mr Hoffer.’
‘Hey, Barney, sit down.’ Hoffer half rose to greet the policeman. They sat opposite one another. ‘I’d ask you to share my breakfast, only I don’t have any yet, and the speed they’re serving you could probably come back after work and they’d be pouring the coffee.’
‘I’m fine, thanks.’
‘I’m glad someone is. Thanks for coming.’
‘I think it suits us both. You’re not exactly this month’s centrefold at Vine Street.’
‘Yeah, Bob really holds a grudge, huh? Just because I took him off the payroll. Speaking of which...’ Hoffer handed over two twenties. ‘This ought to cover your expenses.’
‘Cheers.’ Barney put the notes in his pocket and produced a folded-up piece of lined writing paper. It looked like he’d saved it from a wastebin.
‘This is a class act, Barney.’
‘You wouldn’t have been able to read my typing, and names are names, aren’t they?’
‘Sure, absolutely.’ Hoffer unfolded the paper gingerly and laid it on the table. It was a handwritten list of names. There were two columns, one headed London/Southeast and the other Other Areas. But there were only names, no addresses or other information.