Blott said he did.
“And on no account let him catch sight of you.” She studied him critically. In his dark grey suit Blott was practically unrecognizable anyway. Still, it was best to be careful. She would buy him a bowler at Harrods. “If you see him with a woman follow them wherever they go and if they separate follow the woman. We have got to find out who she is and where she lives.”
“And then we break in and take the photographs of them?” said Blott eagerly.
“Certainly not,” said Lady Maud. “When we find out who the woman is we’ll decide what we’re going to do.”
They took a taxi to an hotel in Kensington, stopping on the way to buy Blott’s bowler, and at five o’clock Blott was sitting in a taxi outside Sir Giles’ flat in Victoria.
“I suppose you know what you’re doing,” said the driver when they had been sitting there for an hour with the meter running. “This is costing you a packet.” Blott, with a hundred pounds in his pocket, said he knew what he was doing. He was enjoying himself watching the traffic go by and studying the pedestrians. He was in London, the capital of Great Britain, the heart of what had been the world’s greatest Empire, the seat of those great Kings and Queens he had read so much about and all the romance in Blott’s nature thrilled at the thought. What was even better he was tracking down him – Blott had never deigned to call him anything else – him and his mistress. He was doing Lady Maud a service after all.
At seven Sir Giles came out and drove to his Club for dinner. Behind him Blott’s taxi followed relentlessly. At eight he came out and drove across to St John’s Wood, Blott’s taxi still behind. He parked in Elm Road and went into a house while Blott stared out of the taxi and noticed that he pressed the second bell. As soon as Sir Giles had gone inside, Blott got out and walked across the road and took a note of the name on the doorbell. It read Mrs Forthby. Blott went back to the taxi.
“Mrs Forthby, Mrs Forthby,” said Lady Maud when Blott reported to her. “Elm Road.” She looked Mrs Forthby up in the telephone directory. “That’s very clever of you, Blott. Very clever indeed. And you say he didn’t come out?”
“No. But the taxi-driver wouldn’t wait any longer. He said it was time for his supper.”
“Never mind. You’ve done very well. Now the only thing to do is to find out what sort of woman she is. I would like to get to know Mrs Forthby a little better. I wonder how I can do that.”
“I can follow her,” said Blott.
“I don’t see what good that would do,” said Lady Maud. “And in any case how would you know her to follow?”
“She’s the only woman living in the house,” Blott said. “There’s a Mr Sykes on the top floor and a Mr Billington on the ground floor.”
“Excellent,” said Lady Maud. “You are an observant man. Now then how can I get to know her? There must be some way of arranging a meeting.”
“I could,” said Blott, adopting the voice of Sir Giles, “ring her up and pretend I was him and ask her to meet me somewhere…” he said.
Lady Maud gazed at him. “Of course. Oh Blott what would I do without you?” Blott blushed. “But no, that wouldn’t do,” Lady Maud continued. “She would tell him. I’ll have to think of something else.”
Blott went up to his room and went to bed. He was tired and very hungry but these little inconveniences counted for nothing beside the knowledge that Lady Maud was pleased with him. Blott fell asleep blissfully happy.
So did Lady Maud, though her happiness was more practical and centred on the solution to a problem that had been worrying her. Money. The fence for the Wildlife Park was going to cost at least thirty thousand pounds and the animals she had ordered came to another twenty. Fifty thousand pounds was a lot of money to pay to save the Hall and besides there was no guarantee that it would work. If anybody should be paying it was Giles, who was responsible for the whole wretched business. And she had found a way of making him pay. She would ruin him yet.
Next morning at eight o’clock she and Blott were sitting in a taxi at the end of Elm Road. At nine they saw Sir Giles leave. Lady Maud paid the taxi-driver and with Blott at her heels strode down to number six.
“Now remember what to say,” Lady Maud told Blott as she pressed the bell. There was a buzz.
“Who is it?” Mrs Forthby asked.
“It’s me. I’ve left my car keys,” said Blott in the accents of Sir Giles.
“And I thought I was the forgetful one,” said Mrs Forthby.
The door opened. Blott and Lady Maud went upstairs. Mrs Forthby opened the door of her flat. She was dressed in a housecoat and was holding a yellow duster.
“Good morning,” said Lady Maud and walked past her into the flat.
“But I thought…” Mrs Forthby began.
“Do let me introduce myself,” said Lady Maud. “I am Lady Maud Lynchwood and you must be Mrs Forthby.” She took Mrs Forthby’s hand. “I’ve been looking forward to meeting you. Giles has told me so much about you.”
“Oh dear,” said Mrs Forthby. “How frightfully embarrassing.” Behind her Blott closed the door. Lady Maud took stock of the furniture, including Mrs Forthby in the process, and then sat down in an armchair.
“Quite the little love nest,” she said finally. Mrs Forthby stood plumply in front of her wringing the duster.
“Oh this is awful,” she said, “simply awful.”
“Nonsense. It’s nothing of the sort. And do stop twisting that duster. You make me nervous.”
“I’m so sorry,” said Mrs Forthby. “It’s just that I feel… well… just that I owe you an apology.”
“An apology? What on earth for?” said Lady Maud.
“Well… you know…” Mrs Forthby shook her head helplessly.
“If you imagine for one moment that I have anything against you, you’re mightily mistaken. As far as I am concerned you have been a positive godsend.”
“A godsend?” Mrs Forthby mumbled and sat down on the sofa.
“Of course,” said Lady Maud. “I have always found my husband a positively disgusting man with the very vilest of personal habits. The fact that you appear to be prepared, presumably out of the goodness of your heart, to satisfy his obscene requirements leaves me very much in your debt.”
“It does?” said Mrs Forthby, her world being stood on its head by this extraordinary woman who sat in her armchair and addressed her in her own flat as if she were a servant.
“Very much so,” Lady Maud continued. “And where do these absurdities take place? In the bedroom I suppose.” Mrs Forthby nodded. “Blott, have a look in the bedroom.”
“Yes, ma’am,” said Blott and went through first one door and then another. Mrs Forthby sat and stared at Lady Maud, hypnotized.
“Now then, you and I are going to have a little chat,” Lady Maud continued. “You seem to be a sensible sort of woman with a head on your shoulders. I’m sure we can come to some mutually advantageous arrangement.”
“Arrangement?”
“Yes,” said Lady Maud, “arrangement. Tell me, have you ever been a co-respondent in a divorce case?”
“No, never,” said Mrs Forthby.
“Well my dear,” Lady Maud went on, “unless you are prepared to do exactly what I tell you down to the finest detail I’m afraid you are going to find yourself involved in quite the most sordid divorce case this country has seen for a very long time.”
“Oh dear,” Mrs Forthby whimpered, “how simply awful. What would Cedric think of me?”
“Cedric?”
“My first husband. My late husband I should say. The poor dear would be absolutely furious. He’d never speak to me again. He was very particular, you know. Doctors have to be.”
“Well, we wouldn’t want to upset Cedric, would we?” said Lady Maud. “And there will be absolutely no need to if you do what I say. First of all I want you to tell me what Giles likes you to do.”
“Well…” Mrs Forthby began only to be interrupted by Blott who emerged from the bedroom with the Miss Dracula, the Cruel Mistress, costume.