Woo doesn’t know how to answer the question. This woman suddenly seems a lot more erratic than he’d thought at the briefing.
“What is what?” he finally says, trying to show the confusion on his face.
Lenore lets out a deep breath. “Look, I’m working on a few hours of sleep here. A few hours out of like the past twenty-four. I mean, you asked me to lunch, remember. I assumed there was something you wanted to discuss regarding the briefing. I knew this wasn’t a good idea.”
“I didn’t mean to upset you, Miss Thomas,” Woo begins, but Lenore interrupts, saying, “It’s Detective Thomas,” then she hesitates and softens slightly, “or Lenore. Just call me Lenore, okay?”
“And you may call me Fred,” Woo says.
“Are you serious?” Lenore asks.
“I don’t understand,” Woo says.
“Whatever you say. Freddy it is. Your friends call you that?”
Woo is on the verge of being affronted. He says simply, “That is my name.”
By way of a semi-apology, Lenore mumbles, “Tell you the truth, I’ve never been crazy about ‘Lenore,’ you know?”
There’s a couple of seconds of silence as they both stare sideways up at the menu board. Then Woo asks, “How did you find this place?”
Lenore smiles, indicating that she likes the question, and Woo is pleased. “Okay,” she says, “my old man was a mailman, right? This neighborhood was one of his routes. And a couple times a week he’d eat lunch in here. Always the same thing. Cup of ham and bean soup and a grilled cheese sandwich. Back then it was owned by Rollie. The original Rollie. From the name, you know? So my father took us, my brother and my mom, here once or twice. I was pretty young. Then Rollie died and the place closed down for a while. Then it reopened and changed owners about every other year. Got real run-down. Got to look like a place you just didn’t want to eat in. Then Harry and Isabelle bought it and cleaned it up again. I was working one night, over a year ago I guess, and I could not stay awake. I usually don’t have that problem, but this one night, Jesus, I was just out. I was working, stakeout, you know, about a block away from here. Down off Ironhouse Avenue. And I came in here for a coffee. And that was it.”
“That was it,” Woo repeats.
Lenore nods. “Yeah. The coffee was great and the place was great. And Harry was wonderful. I mean, charming. That’s the word I would have to use. Charming. So I started coming in a couple of times a week for lunch …”
“Just like your father,” Woo inserts, pleased with himself.
“Yeah, right,” Lenore says. “Just like my old man. And I got to know Isabelle, and then a bunch of the relatives.”
“And now,” Woo says, vaguely gesturing with his hands, “you’re a regular.”
“I guess so,” Lenore says flatly, secretly pleased by the comment.
“So what’s good?” Woo asks, and it’s a second before Lenore understands that he’s referring to the lunch menu.
“Oh,” she says, “just about anything. I’m going to go with the Monday Special and a black coffee.”
Woo raises his eyes to ask for more details.
“It’s sort of this fried-rice goulash. Mostly vegetarian. Water chestnuts, onion, pepper, pineapple. You know what I’m saying.”
“Do they use MSG?” Woo asks.
“Yeah, I’m pretty sure they do,” Lenore says.
“Doesn’t affect you?”
“I think it gives me a boost.”
“I think I’ll have the tuna melt,” Woo says.
Lenore calls the order over to Lon, who starts putting it together immediately. She wonders if he’s upset about her bringing another man into the place. She’s never taken Zarelli here. Now she’s glad about that.
“The reason I asked if we could have lunch,” Woo says, lowering his voice substantially to indicate his seriousness, “is because I sensed a certain degree of, perhaps, hostility, at the briefing.”
“You did,” Lenore says blandly, showing a real disinterest. She wonders as she answers if a guy who’s an expert on language can figure out what she’s really thinking.
“Yes,” Woo says. “I was thinking that, possibly, we could talk about that. In light of the seriousness of the situation and the fact that, whether either one of us likes it or not, I’ll be consulting on this case, and most likely spending a good deal of time in your company, well, I was thinking that the way to proceed at this point might be to clear up any acrimony right at the start.”
“Acrimony,” Lenore says.
“Let me make a guess here,” Woo says. “Permit me some groundless speculation for a moment, please. I was watching you this morning and I was wondering how many reasons could there be for your distaste of that meeting, and the presence of Agent Lehmann and Mayor Welby and myself …”
“Lehmann I know,” Lenore interrupts. “Believe me, I’ve got my reasons for being hostile to Lehmann.”
“All right, fine,” Woo says. “That still leaves the mayor and myself. Let me just tell you what I was thinking on the drive over here. I was thinking you’d be justified in some resentment. That some resentment of this morning’s proceedings would be only logical. I was thinking how I might feel in your position. This is your line of work, your expertise, your city. You’ve got a long and proven history in dealing with narcotics and Bangkok Park. You’ve taken quite a few risks over the years, done what was asked of you and then, perhaps, a bit more. And this morning an image-obsessed politician and an ivory-tower academic come into your life and tell you what’s new and what you’re to do about it. It’s patently unjust.”
Lon brings their food to the counter and Lenore, without taking her eyes off Woo, leans out and grabs the plates and brings them down to their table. She’s got a frozen and bemused look on her face. She grabs the pepper shaker and puts a blanket of black powder over her rice, then mixes it up with her fork, still staring at him, until Woo starts to fidget and clear his throat.
“What?” he finally says. “Have I offended you somehow?”
Lenore shakes her head no, slowly, a logy swing from side to side. Woo finds her bizarre, decides the lunch date was a mistake.
“You are slick, Dr. Woo,” she says. “Very sharp, a very slick character.”
“I don’t understand,” Woo says, fingering his tuna melt.
“No, no,” Lenore says, “don’t get me wrong here. This is refreshing. Trust me. I could tell you stories. The men I’ve known. God. No one has made this much of an effort in ages. I mean, I’m used to Zarelli trying to tease me like a sixteen-year-old, for Christ sake. I mean, this is an event. Really, Doc, you’ve achieved the effect you were going for. The closest I come to being flattered these days is from the Spanish pimps down Club 62.”
“I’m not sure I …” Woo begins, but Lenore waves his words away.
“No, I swear to you, Freddy, this is a compliment. Hey, this is the high point of the month, you know.”
Woo says, “Lenore …” then just leaves his lips open slightly and she can see his tongue resting like a pink carpet in the valley of his mouth.
Lenore begins to laugh quieriy, a low, guttural, staccato laugh that actually scares Woo a little. She takes in a mouthful of rice, sits back in her seat, and chews slowly, nodding and staring at him. Then, finally, she swallows and says, “Here’s how I see it, Freddy. I don’t really care one way or the other about you or the mayor being at the briefing this morning. Just doesn’t matter to me. I have other things to think about. The mayor just wasted a little of everyone’s time, but no big deal. And you, I guess, might actually prove useful. At least that’s what Lehmann and DEA seem to think. And Lehmann is an asshole, but he’s not stupid. I’d like to say he was, but it’s just not the case.”