“Some dream,” he said.
“Read it to us,” Miss LaRaina said, and he did.
“Gimme,” Phoebe said. Mister JayMac handed the ripped-out page to her, and she read it aloud right after him, making my dream sound like a comedy film. “Then it aint physical,” she said. “It’s jes head-stuff. If you wanted to bad enough, you could talk.”
I took the page away from Phoebe, flipped it over, and printed: It wasn’t head stuff once. My daddy smacked me in the throat when I was 12. Took me 2 yrs to learn to talk again.
I gave the page to Mister JayMac, who read it aloud for Phoebe and Miss LaRaina. From then on, that’s how I talked, scribbling my messages and passing them on to Mister JayMac to read out.
“Your daddy must’ve been a prince,” Miss LaRaina said.
I loved him. He taught me how to play ball.
“A man who teaches his boy to play ball cain’t be a total jackass, can he, Uncle Jay?” Phoebe said.
“I know your opinion of baseball players, child,” Mister JayMac said. “How do you want me to interpret your question?”
“No sarcasm meant,” Phoebe said. “Not a hair.”
“There are nicer words than jackass,” Miss LaRaina told Phoebe.
“Like prince,” Phoebe said. “I spose.”
Miss LaRaina gave Phoebe a razor-sharp stare, then turned to me again. “Is your daddy still alive? If so, where is he?”
Alive. A guy on the train (Pumphrey! I refused to think) said he’s in Alaska working on planes.
“Working on them or flying them?” Miss LaRaina said. “In your dream, you saw him flying a plane.”
But I’d written what I meant. I nodded at Mister JayMac, and he read my last message again. Forget that in my dream Dick Boles had flown a P-40 Warhawk. I wrote:
I dreamed baseball on a steel runway-in the Alooshans. Me vs. a air force ground crew. Baseball in the snow.
“Well, it guv you laryngitis,” Phoebe said.
“Young Mr Boles lives, breathes, and dreams baseball,” Mister JayMac told the women.
Miss LaRaina leaned over the linen-and-lace tablecloth: “You share a room with Jumbo Hank Clerval, I’ve been told. How do you like that? What kind of man is he?”
A big man. I like it fine.
Phoebe and Mister JayMac laughed. Miss LaRaina, though, kept studying me, like I knew more than I’d written.
“Mama, Mr Clerval’s a big, smart man,” Phoebe said.
“He reads books and wallops long homers. What else do you need to know? Why do you think you need to know it?”
“Mr Clerval incites curiosity,” Miss LaRaina said to me. “He has mystery. He’s also-well, hideous, one could say.”
“A man has awful little control over the face God chooses to bestow upon him,” Mister JayMac said.
“Neither does a woman,” Miss LaRaina said. “Which doesn’t stop her from trying.” She kept looking at me. I had the key, she seemed to think, to the mystery of Jumbo Hank Clerval. I could make use of what I knew to reveal him to her. Except I couldn’t. I still didn’t know what made Fadeaway Ankers tick, much less my brooding highbrow galoot of a roomy.
Poitely I wrote: He’s a vejiterran. He snores. He gave me this notebook. (Vejiterran-like he came from Vejiterra, a planet in some flaky Flash Gordon universe.)
Mister JayMac, Miss LaRaina, and Phoebe all laughed, and I got self-conscious about my spelling and my sloppy printing. I decided to sit tight as Tarbaby from then on-nothing out of my mouth, nothing more from Mister JayMac’s pen. I passed it back to him. Miss LaRaina didn’t notice.
“How do you suppose it’d feel to kiss him?” she said.
Phoebe moved like somebody’d shot a jolt of current through her. Our silverware jumped, our glasses shook. Phoebe’s face turned red. Anger? Shame? A cocktail of them both?
“Mama!” she cried. “That’s vile!”
“Why? Because Mr Clerval doesn’t resemble Clark Gable?”
Phoebe looked down. “No, Mama. You’ve a husband in Europe in the war.”
“Goodness, girl, I was speaking hypothetically. Don’t blow a gasket. Tell me, Danieclass="underline" Is it wrong for a married woman to ask a hypothetical question about kissing another man?”
Mister JayMac said, “I’d venture, LaRaina, that it’s not so much wrong as unwise. Thought precedes action.”
“In many cases, it follows. I speak from both experience and observation,” Miss LaRaina said.
“Scuse me,” Phoebe said. She got up-she almost knocked her chair over-and wove her way through a jungle of fancy-set tables to the restroom. The Chamberlain’s Room had filled with customers. The noise level was so high you could’ve raved on about bomber production in Marietta without drawing a warning from a plainclothes OSI man. During the war, you expected such crowds. Movie theaters, bistros, and restaurants ran at full throttle. People had money, and worries to chase.
“Phoeb’s awfully touchy this evening,” Miss LaRaina said. She lit a cigarette.
“She loves her daddy,” Mister JayMac said.
“So do I.” The smoke around Miss LaRaina’s face and shoulders swirled dreamily. It made her green eyes look shady and then as bright and hard as holly leaves.
“Yes,” Mister JayMac said, “but do you stay busy enough?”
That got Miss LaRaina’s goat. “My lord, Uncle, I’m still the secretary of the Officers’ Wives’ Club at Camp Penticuff. I chair two different fund-raising committees of the Highbridge Women’s Club. I helped organize your last three war drives at the ballpark. I read books. I go to movies. I write Luther cheerful letters. I’m also a mother.”
“I haven’t forgotten. You shouldn’t either.”
Miss LaRaina blew out a stream of smoke like a genie from an Arabian lamp. Get me out of here, I wished. My fidgets pulled Miss LaRaina’s attention.
“Your all-knowing boss thinks I’m a neglectful mother, Daniel.”
“No, LaRaina,” Mister JayMac said. “It’s just that-”
She cut him off. “Actually, he fears I may be a… a bad example. Is that it, Uncle?”
“The times’re out of joint, LaRaina. The climate’s at once permissive and judgmental. For your sake, as well as Phoebe’s, you should try to hold your reputation as wife and mother above reproach.”
“Ah,” Miss LaRaina said. “Caesar’s wife.”
“If the analogy fits.”
“ ‘Do as I say and not as I do.’ ” Miss LaRaina stubbed out her quarter-smoked cigarette in an ashtray, grinding it like a woman with a grudge.
“LaRaina,” Mister JayMac said.
“He hates it. I’m often as enamored-hypothetically-of the players he imports as he is. What can I say, Daniel? I like men. I’m young yet. All my hormones work.”
“You’ve said a good deal too much.” Mister JayMac didn’t raise his voice: he might’ve just said, It’s raining out.
“Uncle Jay understands hormones,” Miss LaRaina said. “Even though he was born during the Trojan War, his flare up in all their ancient splendor at least twice a week.”
I wanted out of there bad. A spaniel that strays into a family argument gets its butt kicked.
Darius dropped off Miss LaRaina and Phoebe at their house in Cotton Creek and drove Mister JayMac and me home to McKissic House.
I felt nothing but relief getting back upstairs with Jumbo, even in our stifling attic room.
“Good evening,” he said, then went back to reading Willkie’s One World. Because he’d nearlybout finished it, he didn’t say another word to me until bedtime.
“Good night, Daniel.”
Believe me, I’d appreciated his silence up till then.
18
In the second week of June, we went on the road against Quitman and Marble Springs and played good ball.