The two boys started howling like starved dogs and poured the entire bag onto the bed. Baldy Li stuffed three candies into his mouth at once, and Song Gong got in two at least. Laughing as they ate, they no longer licked or sucked but, rather, chewed with abandon, since there was plenty more. The wanted to stuff their mouths full of this exquisite sweetness and creaminess, which slid into their stomachs and spilled out through their nostrils.
The children swept through the bag like a tornado. Out of the original thirty-seven candies, there were now only four left. Song Gang suddenly got scared and burst into tears. Wiping his face, he asked what they were going to do when their parents came home and saw that they had eaten it all? Song Gang's question gave Baldy Li a start — then he proceeded to stuff the remaining four candies in his mouth without a second thought. Song Gang watched as Baldy Li ate the candy and wailed, "Why aren't you scared?"
After polishing off the candies, Baldy Li wiped his lips and said, "Now I'm scared!"
The two boys sat in a stupor. They looked at the thirty-seven candy wrappers scattered like fall leaves all over the bed. Song Gang could not stop crying, worried that he and Baldy Li would be severely punished when Song Fanping and Li Lan discovered this. Song Fanping would beat them until they were black and blue, until they looked like he had on his wedding day. Song Gangs weeping scared Baldy Li, too. He shuddered repeatedly, then came up with an idea. He suggested that they find pebbles about the size of the candies and wrap them up with the candy wrappers. Song Gang stopped crying and smiled, then followed Baldy Li off the bed and out of the house. They looked under the tree, by the well, in the street, even in the corner where Song Fanping usually peed until they had amassed a pile of little pebbles. Cupping them in their hands, they brought them back to the bed and wrapped each in a candy wrapper, then put them back in the bag. Then they put this bag of thirty-seven oddly shaped fake milk candies back inside the pillowcase and placed the pillow back on the bed.
Once they had accomplished all this, Song Gang began to worry again. He resumed sobbing and sniffed, "They'll still find out."
Baldy Li didn't cry. He grinned, shook his head at Song Gang, and said to comfort him, "They don't know yet."
Even at this tender age Baldy Li was already a live-life-while-you-can kind of guy. Once he had finished all the White Rabbit candies, his interest in the bench returned. Amid the din of Song Gang's sobbing, he climbed up on the bench again and started wiggling. This time he knew exactly what he was doing. He put his weight on his weenie, wiggling directly there. He wiggled until he was once again breathing heavily and red in the face.
From this point on Baldy Li and Song Gang were inseparable. Baldy Li liked having this older brother, because only after acquiring a brother was he able to start living his life of free roaming. Before, when Li Lan left for work at the silk factory, she would lock him in the house and make him spend day after day there. Song Fanping, however, would tie a key around Song Gang's neck, allowing the boys to wind freely through the streets and alleys of Liu. Song Fanping and Li Lan had worried that the boys would end up fighting each other every day, never expecting that the two would end up becoming so close. They would always be covered in scrapes and bruises from accidents but never showed any trace of having been in a fight. Only once did they come back with swollen lips and bloody noses, but those were a result of fighting with some other family's kids.
After discovering the marvels of his body on the bench, Baldy Li started rubbing his weenie like an addict. He and Song Gang would be strolling down the street, and he would suddenly stop in his tracks and announce, "I need to take a few rubs."
Then he would hump a big wooden electrical pole. Listening to the buzz of the electricity, he would rub his body up and down until he was beet red and panting heavily. After he finished, he would sigh with contentment and tell Song Gang, "That feels so good."
Song Gang was in awe of Baldy Li's expression but was also mystified. He often asked Baldy Li, "Why can't I feel good?"
Baldy Li was mystified too and would shake his head in confusion. "Yeah, why doesn't it feel good?"
A few times as the boys were crossing the bridge, Baldy Li would suddenly be struck with his cravings. He would lie right down on the bridge and start rubbing as if he were on the bench at home. Beneath him was the town creek, and tugboats would pass underneath, whistles blowing. When the whistles blew, Baldy Li would become even more excited. One time he felt so good he started squealing with delight.
Once three middle-school students happened to walk by — the same three who had fought Song Fanping on the day of his wedding. They stood next to the bridge watching Baldy Li curiously and asked, "Hey, kid, what'cha doing?"
Baldy Li flipped himself over and answered, panting, "When I rub like this, my weenie gets hard and it feels good."
The students were dumbfounded by his response. Baldy Li proceeded to coach them, explaining that you could also hug the wooden electrical pole, but you were more likely to get tired standing up, so it was better to do it lying down. He concluded, "When you go home, you could just rub yourself on a bench."
The students started howling in amazement, "This kid has hit puberty!"
At that point Baldy Li had an epiphany: He finally understood why his rubbing felt so good while Song Gang's didn't. After the middle-school students walked off, he said to himself, So I've hit puberty.
Then he smugly told Song Gang, "Your father and me — we've hit puberty, but you haven't yet."
While Baldy Li and Song Gang were roaming the streets, they would often go to the west side of town, where things were busiest. The blacksmith, tailor, knife sharpener, and dentist's shops were all there, and a popsicle vendor named Wang walked up and down the street, banging on his icebox and hawking his goods.
One day as usual, the boys first stood in front of the tailor s shop and watched as Liu Town s legendary Tailor Zhang took a leather tape measure and measured a woman's neck, chest, and hips. His hands were all over the woman, but instead of getting angry, she merely giggled.
After watching Tailor Zhang for a while, the boys went over to watch the Guan father and son in the knife sharpeners shop. Old Scissors Guan was then in his forties, and Little Scissors Guan was fifteen. The two of them sat on low stools around a wooden basin filled with water. There were two whetting stones in the basin, and as the two sharpened their knives they made a scraping sound like a heavy rain.
The boys then went over to check out the shop of the town s dentist, Tooth-Yanker Yu. Yanker Yu didn't actually have a shop — he sat on the street at a table under an oilcloth umbrella. On the left side of the table was a row of tooth extractors of different sizes, and on the right were a few dozen extracted teeth, used to attract customers. Behind the table was a stool, and beside it was a rattan recliner. When a customer came by, he would lie down on the recliner, and Yanker Yu would sit on the stool. When there were no customers, Yanker Yu would lie down on the rattan chair himself. Once, as Yanker Yu was just getting comfortable he saw Baldy Li out of the corner of his eye and reflexively leapt up and started aiming for Baldy Li's mouth with an extractor. Only when Baldy Li screamed in terror did Yanker Yu realize he had mistaken the boy for a customer. He grabbed Baldy Li and tossed him out. "Damn you, with your baby teeth. Scram!"