”Diana, I want to explain-“
”I couldn’t think what had happened to you. I thought you’d got cold feet, or something. And now this!”
”Diana, I must-“
”Are you drunk?”
”Yes.”
”Well, get out. Darling Danby, I’m not really cross with you. All right. You suddenly felt desperate. You felt you had to see me. I quite understand. Only now for heaven’s sake go!”
”Diana, I-“
”I don’t want any fuss, Danby. Just go”
”All right. I just feel all weak. I can’t get up the damn wall.”
”You’d better have something to stand on. There’s a wooden box here somewhere. Wait a minute.”
”But how will I get out of the next door garden?”
”I don’t care a damn how you get out of the next door garden. I want you out of this garden.”
”Would you mind if I took the box with me?”
”Oh Danby! Here-“
”Sssh. Diana, I thought I heard someone moving just over there.”
”There’s no one. They didn’t see me coming out. Could you help me with the box?”
Danby leaned forward. He could see the harlequin arm of the wet mackintosh close to his. The box seemed to be half embedded in the earth. It came away with a squelching sound and a rattle of stones.
”Sssh!”
Danby fumbled the box and placed it on end against the wall. He began to mount. “Oh Danby, this is all so mad.”
”I’m afraid it’s madder than you know, my dear.”
”Do be careful. Don’t break your ankle, will you.”
”You’re getting soaking wet, Diana. Better go in. I’m all right now.”
”Where’s your hand?”
Danby stretched out his hand in the darkness and felt it gripped violently by Diana’s two hands. He returned the pressure and drew quickly away.
A bright light suddenly flashed in the archway of the hedge and focused upon Danby, who was in the act of lifting his leg to the top of the wall. “What on earth is going on here?” said Miles’s voice.
Diana stepped quickly back. Danby withdrew his leg, but remained standing on the box. He covered his eyes which were dazzled by the beam.
”What is this farce?” said Miles. “What the hell are you doing in my garden?”
Danby got down slowly off the box. “Would you mind not shining that torch in my face?”
The torch was lowered, revealing lines of raindrops, a circle of ragged grass, and a scattering of earth and bonfire ash. Danby could now make out the figure of Miles, very upright underneath a large black umbrella.
”I’m sorry,” said Danby.
”You haven’t answered my question,” said Miles. “What are you doing here?”
”I just wanted to see-“
”You mean you were spying?”
”No. You see, I hadn’t the nerve to knock on the door, so I got over the wall and-“
”Blasted bloody cheek, climbing on our wall, breaking down our roses!”
”And then Diana saw me and-“
”Where did Diana see you? What are you talking about?”
”He was looking in through the drawing-room window, through a chink in the curtain,” said Diana in a clear cool voice. She had retreated and was standing in darkness near to the other wall.
Miles swung the torch in her direction, revealing dark splashed stockings and muddy bedroom slippers.
”Why the hell didn’t you tell me?”
”I wasn’t sure who it was.”
”You mean you went out by yourself to tackle an intruder?”
”Well, I mean I really knew it was Danby, but-“
”Everyone around here seems to have gone stark staring mad.”
”If you’ll excuse me,” said Danby, “I think I really must be going.” He climbed up again onto the box.
”Oh no you don’t. You’ll stay here until I’ve told you a thing or two.”
”I don’t feel in the mood for conversation,” said Danby. He began to lift his leg.
”You’re drunk, aren’t you.”
”Yes. Now I really must be getting along.”
”I know why you came here tonight.”
”Miles-“ said Diana.
Danby lowered his leg.
”Miles,” she said, “I think it would be better if we talked-“
Danby stepped heavily down off the box. He said, “Diana, don’t say anything. Everything will be clear later.”
”Yes, Diana, go away would you?” said Miles. “Go inside, please. And don’t say anything to Lisa. I’ll deal with this drunken lunatic.”
With a faint resigned gesture of farewell the harlequin mackintosh faded into the darkness. The torchlight made a bright circle on the ground between them. “I want to tell you something,” said Miles, “and I hope that you’ll have the decency to act upon it.”
”What?”
”You wanted to see her, didn’t you?”
Danby tried to assemble his mind. Who was Miles talking about? “Yes. No.”
”You’re fuddled. I’m not surprised you were ashamed to knock on the door.”
”I didn’t want to cause any trouble,” said Danby. “Not any-trouble.”
”Don’t worry, you can’t. Though I admit your nuisance value is high.”
”What do you mean I can’t?”
”Because you’re going to get out and stay out.”
”I wonder if we quite understand each other?” said Danby.
”I wanted to see Lisa.”
”I know. But you’re not going to. And you can stop pestering her with impertinent letters.”
”Christ! She didn’t show you my letters, did she?”
”No. But she said you’d written to her more than once.”
”Well, why the hell not? It’s not a crime to love somebody.
And why are you taking a high line about it? It isn’t quite your business is it? You aren’t her father. You aren’t even her brother. She’s a grown-up woman. She’s free.”
”She isn’t free. That’s the point.”
”What do you mean?”
”Her affections are engaged. She’s a committed person. She loves somebody else.”
Danby leaned back against the wall. The rain beat on his face and trickled quietly down his spine, cold at first, becoming warmer as it reached the middle of his back.
”Are you sure?”
”Yes, I’m sure. I’m sorry to sound bloody-minded, but you ought to know this. So perhaps from now on you’ll keep away.”
Danby breathed deeply. He stared down at the lighted circle of soggy mauvish wood ash. “Look, Miles, I hear what you say. But I’m in love. I mean I can’t just take this from you-“
”In love!”
”Yes. Is Lisa actually engaged-?”
”Lisa is no concern of yours. Even if she were not already attached-she could have no conceivable interest in you. Your attentions merely cause her embarrassment. I trust they will now cease.”
”I don’t think you can order me about in this way, you know-“
”I know her mind on this subject. I am merely informing you of it. I presume this sort of drunken romping after girls is a pretty regular pastime for you. Well, you’ve made a mistake with Lisa. I suggest you move on to the next one.”
”I’m serious, damn you.”
”You’re tedious. And now you can go. Get off my land. Go the way you came.”
The circle of light on the ground wavered, then darted up wards and Danby covered his eyes against it. It sank again and was switched off, the outline of the umbrella was steady.
”Listen please-“
”There’s nothing more to say. I’m going in, once I’ve seen you over the wall.”
”Damn it, I’m not going to have you telling me what Lisa thinks. I’ll go on behaving as I think fit.”
”If you communicate with her any more you’ll be behaving like a cad.”
”She doesn’t need your protection! What’s it got to do with you, for Christ’s sake?”
”Miles, what is it?”
A dark figure was silhouetted in the archway and then faded as it moved closer to Miles against the gloom of the hedge. The rain had begun to sizzle with increased force. Danby spread out his hands and pressed the palms back violently against the hard uneven surface of the wall.