Losing the support of the door, Starla fell into the supportive custody of the man who’d jerked it open.
The other guy had the strange woman’s hands behind her back … and tied there with her own scarf in thirty seconds flat.
Elmore was weaving on his feet in the seedy motel room, clinging to a cheap plastic cup still in its plastic wrapper but filled with expensive scotch …
… which Temple was going to have a big bolt of when she got home.
They’d nailed the strangler, but Temple had never seen her before and had no idea on earth who the hell she was.
Chapter 61
Footnotes
Detective Morrie Alch came into the tiny LVMPD conference room where Temple, Electra, her Red-Hatted League sisters, and the two car guys, aka Armando and Ralph Fontana, were waiting.
He wore his scary, emotionless police face and his first words were: “Elmore sang like—excuse the expression—a lark.”
That broke the tension as the ladies laughed and eyed him with interest.
“Is it true, Miss Temple Barr,” he went on, “that you have no idea of who the woman who tried to strangle Starla is?”
“True, but I have a footnote.”
He chuckled, gazing at her deliberately dirty white tennis shoes.
“You usually have an interesting footnote, but I hope today it’s a lot better-looking than those skaggy tennies.”
“I’m working undercover, Detective,” she rebuked him. “You know I’d never be caught dead in these shoes otherwise.”
“At least you weren’t in danger of being caught dead this time.” He glanced at Starla. “I remember when you were doing bounty hunting, Miss Starnes. You always had a lot of nerve. This was a flea-brained and dangerous scheme,” he added with almost-Molina-like severity, looking back at Temple. “Fontana brothers in reserve or not.”
And where was Molina anyway? Temple wondered. “So,” Alch asked her directly. “What is your footnote?”
“First, I have some papers to leave with you: my copy of Oleta’s full manuscript and my notes on Natalie Newman’s recordings, with a copy of both DVDs. But my ‘footnote’ is in the form of a statement, like on Jeopardy! ‘Dressed Elmore Lark in drag for his raid on the hatbox.— Alch’s law enforcement expression thawed again as he threw a wallet stuffed with credit cards and IDs down on the table.
“Right on, Little Red. And the question is: ‘Who is Candace Crenshaw?’ “
Electra and her gal pals squealed as one. Their reactions were swift and universal.
“But she’s a Red Hat celebrity!”
“She performed at the convention.”
“She’s a star! What did she want with Elmore?” That was Electra.
“It’s complicated,” Alch said. “And it’ll come out at the trial. After Miss Barr found some references in Oleta’s manuscript, we checked some sources up north. Elmore was suddenly sitting on some very uranium-rich acres up there in Reno. A vengeful and illegitimate ex, not to mention other not-really-exes, not only confronted him with doing time for bigamy until death did him in at the prison, but the common-law wife and ex-wife legalities—once his good luck got out, and it would have—would tie up the land and the fortune for years.”
“What was Candy Crenshaw’s stake in all this?” Temple asked. “She seems to have come out of left field.”
“Not really, if you dig a bit. We found out she was a member of the same Red Hat group as Oleta. Say she’d become Elmore’s latest but secret sweetie up in Reno, so when big money entered the picture, she wanted to be the wife of record with a legal claim to his bucks.”
“And Elmore would go along with this?” Electra was indignant.
“He’d always been a weasel and a fool for women. He did what she said down here, like shadowing Oleta. We don’t know if he knew she killed Oleta, but when Candy Crenshaw got what legal entitlements she wanted, he’d probably have been strangled by his bolo tie and left to rot in the desert.”
“Instead he’ll rot in prison,” Temple told Electra, who just shook her head, bewildered by both of them.
That was all that Alch was going to tell them for their trouble, so they left the busy, bustling building (murder was big business in Las Vegas) and stood outside in the hot sun, unwilling to just disband in an anticlimax.
The two Fontana brothers were the first to peel off, hunting a change of clothes and a close shave of a different sort than Starla’s.
Starla sighed as they watched them walk to the junker Impala. “I almost like the Brothers F more down and dirty and a little unshaven.” The other women murmured seconds, but Temple was too exhausted to join the chorus.
“I need to get home and get out of these disreputable jeans and sneakers,” Temple said. “And don’t nobody say they like me better this way.”
The Red-Hatted League linked arms and chanted, “We like you any way!”
“Thanks, doll!” Electra broke free to give Temple a hug that almost lifted her off her feet. “I can finally retire Elmore to the Dump of Dubious Exes.”
“Aren’t you coming back to the Circle Ritz with me?”
“No, I’m going out for a celebratory drink of Johnnie Walker scotch with the girls. You’re welcome to join us.”
“No, just bring me back to my Miata at the Crystal Phoenix.”
“I’ll take her back.” Alch was suddenly out on the sidewalk with them.
That broke up the gang.
“I want to talk to you privately,” he added, smiling to watch the other women scatter like squirrels in the presence of a cat. “Come on back up.”
Temple did.
The main room was still teaming with desks and detectives and intense talk and shrill phones ringing. Alch’s corner was just like that, and probably a perk. Even a lieutenant like Molina had only a tiny hidey-hole of an office.
Temple had been on red alert since arriving, but had not spotted a trace of Molina, although Su was glowering at her from another desk-computer setup.
“Get you some coffee?” Alch asked.
Temple had spied the large aluminum urn on her way in. The sides were spattered with dark brown spots and it was surrounded by stacks of foam cups and spilled packets of powder and granules that looked like a dope dealer’s rejects.
“No, thank you.”
“You look like you’ve been up all night.”
“Gee, thanks. I was.”
Alch softened. “That ring of yours still sparkles like the morning dew.”
“Thanks.” Temple had forgotten it and glanced at the reassuring rubies, red for truth and devotion. The color of love, of blood, of the Red Hat Sisterhood.
She saw her copies of the video recordings on Alch’s paper-covered desk.
“Why was Newman making a second set of recordings?” he asked now that no one was around to overhear.
“That’s her motive. I told you a little about it. Her mother joined the Red Hat Sisterhood. That was either proceeded by, or simultaneous with, Mollie Markowitz deciding that her marriage was stultifying and over with.”
“So. That happens every day all over the U.S. of A. That happened with my own marriage. And beg your pardon, Miss Barr, but ‘proceeded by’ and ‘simultaneous with.’ Are you testifying in court as an expert witness, or what?”
“I’m an expert video watcher now!”
“Aren’t we all nowadays?”
“You mean all the live TV news ‘chases.’ While Natalie was secretly taping another distorted side of the convention, she was inadvertently capturing someone else operating clandestinely.”
“How’d she do this secret recording?”
“Like the undercover TV news investigators do it. Concealed camera in a bag. They’re so small today. It’s a snap.”
“Why she’d do it?”
“Her motive. Her mother left her father after she joined the Red Hat group. Natalie was her father’s daughter. He’d been a newspaperman back in the days when print media mattered. I looked him up online. Jacob Markowitz, a crusading reporter of the old school, reporter’s notebooks and typewriter. Did some noteworthy stories on Vietnam vets when nobody wanted to look at their side of the story the public had sickened of. Sixty-seven years old. Retired. Expecting a calm life. He had a heart attack and died. Not uncommon for a retiring newspaperman. Deadlines will eat up your cardiac system. Natalie must have blamed her mother and the Red Hat Sisterhood, where the longtime homemaker suddenly started wanting to get around with the girls.”