"Less taxes. Less insurance-fire insurance, liability insurance, earthquake insurance-less yard maintenance, utility bills, general upkeep…"
"After expenses," Clyde had said patiently, "I figure ten, maybe twelve percent profit. Plus a nice depreciation write-off, to say nothing of eventual appreciation, a solid capital gain somewhere down the line."
"Capital gain? Appreciation?" Joe had sneezed with disgust, imagining within these walls vast colonies of termites-overlooked by the building inspectors-chewing away on the studs and beams, weakening the interior structure until one day, without warning, the walls would come crashing down. He had envisioned, as well, flooded bathrooms when the decrepit plumbing gave way and faulty wiring, which at the first opportunity would short out, emit rivers of sparks, and ignite the entire building.
Which, he thought, might be the best solution.
"It is insured?"
"Of course it's insured."
"I can't believe you made an offer on this. I can't believe you sold those five antique cars-those cars that were worth a fortune and that you loved like your own children, those cars you spent half your life restoring-sold them to buy this. Ten years from now when you're old and feeble and still working on this monstrosity and are so in debt you'll never…"
"In ten years I will not be old and feeble. I am in the prime of my life. And what the hell do you know about houses? What does a cat know about the value of real estate?" Clyde had turned away really angry, hadn't spoken to him for the rest of the day-just because he'd pointed out a few obvious truths.
And, what was worse, Dulcie had sided with Clyde. One look at the inside of the place and she was thrilled. "Don't be such a grouch, Joe. It's lovely. It has loads of charm. Big rooms, nice high ceilings. All it needs is…"
"The wrecking ball," Joe had snapped. "Can you imagine Clyde fixing it up? Clyde, who had to beg Charlie to repair our leaky roof?"
"Maybe he'll surprise you. I think the house will be good for him." And she had strolled away waving her tail, padding through the dust and assessing the cavernous and musty spaces like some high-powered interior designer. Staring above her at the tall windows, trotting across the splintery floors through rooms so hollow that her smallest mew echoed, Dulcie could see only fresh paint, clean window glass, deep windowseats with puffy cushions, soft carpets to roll on. "With Charlie's help," she had said, "he'll make it look wonderful."
"They're both crazy, repairing old junkers-Clyde fixing up this place, Charlie trying to save that heap of a VW. So he rebuilds the engine for her, does the body work, takes out the dings and rust holes, gives it new paint…"
"And fits out the interior," Dulcie said, "with racks and cupboards for her cleaning and repair equipment-for vacuum cleaners, ladders, paint, mops, cleaning chemicals. It'll be nice, too, Joe. You'll see."
Charlie had made it clear that her work on the apartments would be part-time, that her other customers came first. Her new business was less than a year old; she couldn't afford to treat her customers badly or to turn customers away. She was lucky to have Pearl Ann on the job. Pearl Ann Jamison, besides having useful carpentry skills, was steadier, Charlie said, than most of the men she'd hired. Except for her solitary hikes up and down the coast, Pearl Ann seemed to want no other life but hard work. Pearl Ann's only faults were a sour disposition and a dislike of cleaning any house or apartment while the occupant was at home. She said that the resident, watching over her shoulder, flustered her, made her feel self-conscious.
Now, the cats sat down in a weed-filled flower bed, listening for any mole that might be working beneath the earth. The patio was sunny and warm. The building that surrounded them on three sides contained five apartments, three up and two down, allowing space on the main level for a bank of five garages that were entered from a driveway along the far side of the building. Winthrop Jergen's apartment was directly above the garages. Strange, Joe thought, that well-groomed, obviously well-to-do and discerning Winthrop Jergen, with his elegant suits, nice furniture, and expensive Mercedes would want to live in such a shabby place, to say nothing of putting up with the annoyance of a renovation project, with the grating whine of skill-saws and endless hammering, as he tried to concentrate on financial matters in his home office. But despite the noise, Jergen seemed content. Joe had heard him tell his clients that he liked the privacy and that he was totally enamored of the magnificent view. From Jergen's office window he had a wide vista down the Molena Point hills to the village rooftops and the sea beyond; he said the offbeat location suited him exactly.
And Clyde was happy to have the rent, to help pay for materials while he was restoring the other four units.
Dulcie and Joe watched, through the open door of the back apartment, Charlie set up a stepladder and begin to patch the livingroom ceiling; the patching compound smelled like peppermint toothpaste. Above them, through an upstairs window, they could hear the sliding scuff, scuff of a trowel and could see Pearl Ann mudding Sheetrock. All the windows stood open except those to Jergen's rooms; Winthrop Jergen kept his office windows tightly closed to prevent damage to his computer.
As the cats sunned in the patio, Mavity Flowers came out of the back apartment and headed upstairs, hauling her mop and bucket, her vacuum cleaner, and cleaning caddy. The cats, hoping she might stir up a last, lingering mouse, followed her as far as the stairwell, where they slipped beneath the steps.
The dusty space under the stairs still smelled of mouse, though they had wiped out most of the colony-mice as easy to catch as snatching goldfish from a glass bowl, the indolent creatures having lived too long in the vacant rooms. Winthrop Jergen's only complaint when Clyde took over as landlord was the persistence of the apartment's small rodents. A week after Joe and Dulcie got to work, Jergen's complaints ceased. He had no idea that the cats hunted in his rooms; the notion would have given him fits. The man was incredibly picky-didn't want ocean air or dust to touch his computer, so probably cat hair would be the kiss of death.
But the mice were gone, and it was while hunting the rodent colony that they had found the hidden entrance into Jergen's rooms.
To the left of the stairs was a two-foot-wide dead space between the walls, running floor to ceiling. It could be entered from a hole beneath the third step, where the cats now crouched. Very likely Clyde would soon discover the space, which ran along beside the garages, and turn it into a storage closet or something equally useful and dull. Meantime, the vertical tunnel led directly up to Winthrop Jergen's kitchen. There, a hinged flap opened beneath the sink, apparently some kind of clean-out access for the plumbing, so a workman could reach through to the pipes-an access plenty large enough to admit a mouse, a rat, or an interested cat into Jergen's rooms.
Now, scrambling up inside the wall from fire block to fire block, they crouched beneath Jergen's kitchen sink listening to Mavity's vacuum cleaner thundering back and forth across the living-room rug; the machine emitted a faint scent of fresh lavender, which Mavity liked to add to the empty bag. They could not, this morning, detect any scent of new mice that might have entered the premises, but all visits to Jergen's rooms were of interest, particularly to Dulcie with her curiosity about computers- she was familiar with the library functions but spreadsheets were a whole new game.
Waiting until Mavity headed for the bedroom, they crossed the kitchen and sat down in the doorway, ready to vanish if the financier turned around. He sat with his back to them, totally occupied with the numbers on the screen.