“You ever hear of a fucking blow torch?”
“That ought to do the trick,” Bulatt agreed; “but don’t forget, if you do decide to use a torch, the heat transfer’s probably going to cook your buddy’s larynx before you complete the cut; even if you start at the hitch end of the chain. You’ll know it’s time to stop when he starts screaming, so you might keep a bucket of cold water handy.”
The second newcomer blinked, and then stared at Bulatt uncertainly.
“None of which really matters, or is even relevant,” Bulatt went on, “because you guys don’t have a half hour. I copied down the license plate of that very distinctive blue van; which means I can have a serious, multi-jurisdictional APB out on the street in five minutes or less if you both try to run. End result: I interrogate you guys down at the local police station sometime later today, under more formal conditions; but I don’t think you want that.”
The second newcomer started to say something, and then hesitated.
“What one of you really wants to do, and I really don’t care who,” Bulatt went on calmly, “is to go outside, unlock Joe from that bumper hitch, and get him — and, of course, Tommy, here — into one of your other vans and onto the freeway, as quickly as possible, and certainly before the cops get here, while the other one stays here and talks to me. And, just as a reminder, you are running out of time to make that decision.”
“What keeps us from just taking Tommy and Joe out of here and telling you to go fuck yourself?” the first newcomer asked suspiciously.
Bulatt shrugged. “Aside from the fact that I still have the upper hand, and might decide to shoot your ass at any moment,” he pointed out, gently waving the Sig, “I’d say the rapidly approaching cops; and, of course, Mr. Rightmore here, who isn’t leaving under any circumstances. He and I still need to talk.”
“Mind if I call my supervisor?”
“Be my guest.” Bulatt shrugged.
The first newcomer carefully pulled the unzipped flap of his jacket open, clearly revealing a semi-automatic pistol secured in a well-worn shoulder holster; then slowly unclipped a cell phone from his belt, opened it up, thumbed a couple of buttons and brought the phone up to his ear and mouth.
“Tomcat-two,” he said after a moment, “I’m in the lab. Turns out subject White is federal wildlife agent.” A pause. “No, actually, at the moment, we’re under his control.” He briefly summarized the situation, and then listened for a few seconds. “No, he’s not being cooperative at all.” He listened a few more seconds before saying: “yes, sir, will do.” He then set the still-open cell phone down on the table, and then turned to his partner.
“Take Tommy out of here and link up with the boss. I’ll stay here,” the first newcomer directed, gesturing his head at Bulatt who agreeably tossed the keys to the second newcomer. They both watched the wiry but clearly muscular man hurriedly drag ‘Tommy’ out the door.
“Okay, sport,” the first newcomer snarled as he suddenly whirled back toward Bulatt, “You and I are — ”
The first newcomer’s hand — now wrapped around the grip of the shoulder-holstered pistol — was still coming clear of the jacket when three concussive explosions rocked the lab. Three hollow-pointed rounds struck the attacking newcomer center-of-chest, the impacts sending him staggering backwards and crumbling to the ground in agony.
After waving his now-smoking pistol suggestively to keep the shocked and now speechless Rightmore in place, Bulatt walked over to the sprawled gunman, reached down and scooped up the dropped pistol, put it on the bench, and then used his right boot to turn the gasping and trembling man over onto his back.
The man tried to ignore the painful damage to his chest, and get back up to his feet; but his eyes bulged in agony at the first attempt. After an even-less-effective second attempt, he remained on his back and glared helplessly at Bulatt — who briefly examined man’s reddened face for signs of shock, then bent down, picked up the dropped cell phone, and brought it up to his ear and mouth.
“Hi,” he said calmly, “this is Special Agent Bulatt, AKA subject White; and no, I’m still not being cooperative.”
“What just happened in there?” a familiar voice demanded.
“Ah, Agent Smith, I believe. How odd that our paths should cross again. But to answer your question, your man here went for his gun, so I shot him.”
“You… shot one of my men?!” ‘Agent Smith’ rasped in disbelief.
“Three rounds, center of mass, three-inch group, in self-defense,” Bulatt replied matter-of-factly. “Good thing you guys bought the expensive vests instead of the cheap shit. He was flopping on the floor for a while, and turning an interesting shade of purple, trying to catch his breath; but he looks pretty stable now. Probably cracked his sternum in a couple of places; but I stayed away from his heart, so the bruises ought to heal in a few weeks. Pity he and the other fellows didn’t have the foresight to insert ear-plugs before I arrived, but I’m sure their ears will stop ringing after a while.”
“All right, Agent Bulatt, here’s the deal. You have precisely two minutes to walk out of there with your hands up or I’m sending in — ” Smith started to say when Bulatt interrupted.
“Two minutes ought to be just about the time my Redmond Police buddies start showing up and taking everyone into custody who isn’t willing to identify himself as a federal law enforcement officer,” Bulatt pointed out. “And, so far, I’m the only one who has.”
There was another pause.
“Your time is rapidly approaching one minute and counting,” Bulatt reminded, “and, yes, I will take a polygraph if things ever get to the formal review board stage; which I’m sure they won’t.”
“I — we need to talk, face to face,” Smith finally said.
“Fine with me,” Bulatt said agreeably. “Come on in; and don’t forget to bring along someone to haul this character out of here. He’s starting to smell; I think he shit his pants.”
“I’ll bring two — ” the voice started to say, but Bulatt interrupted again
“No, I said you’ll bring one, and no weapons. We’ve got plenty here already, and I really don’t want to have to write any more ‘shots fired’ memos; they tend to upset our Washington Office.”
Approximately five minutes later, the all-too-familiar ‘Agent Smith’ — now dressed in jeans, boots and a flannel shirt, but with no concealing jacket or visible weapons — cautiously opened the swinging doors of the electronic lab.
“Just us federales,” Bulatt said from his sitting position on the lab table. “Come on in and take a seat.”
Smith stepped inside, immediately followed by a pair of uniformed Redmond police officers who entered with drawn pistols held down and away in both hands.
The uniformed sergeant instantly took in the sight of a glowering Rightmore sitting on the floor in the far corner of the room; the still-purple-faced and intermittently moaning gunman lying glassy-eyed — but breathing steadily — on the floor; the two semi-auto pistols on the table; the Sig and a federal agent’s badge case lying next to Bulatt’s right hand; and then stepped over to the side wall where he could watch the entire room.
The uniformed lieutenant smiled and holstered his pistol.
“Everything okay here, Ged?” the lieutenant asked, thereby providing Smith and Rightmore with just about everything they needed to know about their current situation.
“Everything’s fine here, Al,” Bulatt said, as he stood up from the table and extended a welcoming hand, “just a little misunderstanding about jurisdiction; typical Federal fu-bar. I think we’re about to get it all straightened up.”
“Glad to hear it.” The lieutenant nodded, his eyes twinkling with amusement as he glanced down at the now-only-slightly trembling figure on the floor. “Accidental discharge?”
“Something like that,” Bulatt agreed.
“You do realize we have rules about discharging firearms within the city limit?”