Coopersmith’s was one of Calusa’s better department stores. The girls probably could have found the designer jeans they were looking for at Global, which was a discount clothing store on the South Trail, but neither of them would have dreamt of shopping there.
They were both call girls.
In Calusa, there were very few bona fide call girls as such. This was not a convention town or a gambling town, it was just a rather pleasant family resort town — at least when the weather was good. Not too many men came down here looking for the kind of good time a hooker might show them. The singles who came to Calusa were looking for other singles who’d care to spend a freebie night or two in the hay. The married men were with their wives and children. So a bona fide call girl — the ones who charged a hundred bucks an hour — were as rare as snowflakes. What you had down here were some girls doing ten-dollar blow jobs for teenage kids in pickup trucks behind either of the two topless joints, or else — and this was rare, too — a free-lance, scaly-legged whore in her forties who sat on a bar stool toying with a ginger ale and hoping somebody would find her attractive enough to pay for her favors.
Both Sandy and Merilee were genuine call girls.
This meant that Sandy and Merilee were not their real names.
They had met each other a month ago, at a lounge on 41. Merilee said she was down here on vacation. She worked in New Orleans as a computer programmer for Shell Oil. That was what she told Sandy. But that was okay because Sandy told her she was a graduate student in psychology at UCLA. She was in Florida looking over the universities here because she was thinking of perhaps applying for a teaching job down here after she got her master’s.
At the time, Sandy suspected Merilee was a hooker, and Merilee suspected the same thing of Sandy, but neither of them mentioned it until one rainy afternoon when they went to an early movie together — the five o’clock movie in Calusa cost only $2.25 — and the movie had a hooker in it, and later on over dinner Merilee and Sandy began discussing the girl in the picture and it turned out they were both hookers, too, well, well!
Merilee, in fact, was working pretty steady down here, at night, which was why she had to go to five o’clock movies. She had a couple of old guys she serviced on Fatback Key. She thought one of them was in love with her. Or maybe he was kidding. But he kept saying he wanted to take her out to dinner, maybe go away for a weekend together, buy her jewelry, like that. Only he never did. She asked him once whether he was jealous of her making love to other men. She didn’t say fucking other men, she never talked dirty when she was with him, he despised dirty talk. He said he was very jealous because he loved her so much. But he never suggested like making this a permanent live-in thing, you know, even though he was a widower. Sandy told Merilee she herself wasn’t turning any tricks down here, just taking it easy for a while.
Today, while they were trying on clothes in the dressing room, neither of them discussed their mutual profession, except peripherally. In fact, neither of them even discussed men except peripherally, which was odd since a lot of women, when they were alone together, discussed nothing but men.
What they were discussing was career moves.
What Sandy was going to do, as soon as she settled a few financial matters here in Calusa, was get out of Florida entirely. Get out of the country, in fact. She had very big plans for the future and they didn’t include sucking some married businessman’s cock. She was only hanging around here till a few things were settled, that was all. It wasn’t a bad place to wait, she told Merilee.
Merilee thought she might stay with what she was doing till she was thirty. She already had fifty grand in Dreyfus Liquid Assets, and it was paying good interest at the moment, and she guessed in the next six years — she had just turned twenty-four — in the next six years, if she kept adding to the account and if the interest rates stayed good, she could maybe hope to have something like five, six hundred thousand in cash. That was a lot of money. You had cash like that, you could do a lot of things with it.
For example, there was a guy she knew here in Calusa, his name was Martin Klement, who’d been born in London but who was now an American citizen with a restaurant on Lucy’s Key. Martin had spent a great deal of time down in the Caribbean — first running a hotel on Antigua, and then a restaurant in St. Thomas, and then another restaurant on Grenada — before coming up to Florida and settling in Calusa. His restaurant here was called Springtime, all done up in green and white and fresh with flowers every day of the week, an immediate hit the moment it opened six years ago, perhaps because there was no such thing as a real springtime in the state of Florida although longtime residents insisted they could tell when the seasons changed.
Martin was maybe fifty-three years old, a giant of a man some six feet three inches tall with white hair and a white walrus mustache, tattoos on both arms, reputed to have done some shady deals down there where the trade winds played, a keen eye for a quick penny had old Martin Klement. Merilee also suspected that Martin was AC/DC, or at least that was the rumor circulating, not that Merilee cared in the slightest.
Well, last night Merilee dropped in at the restaurant to see what was shaking — Martin sometimes had guys sitting there at the bar who would perhaps be interesting — and he came over and bought her a drink on the house and the two started chatting. Martin liked her a lot, and she liked him, too. He still spoke with a British accent, and sometimes used funny British expressions. When he’d first met Merilee, in fact, he’d tried to teach her Cockney rhyming slang, but it was far too difficult and all Merilee had come away with was “bread and honey” — if she was remembering correctly — which meant “money,” which was the only thing in the world that interested her.
They started talking about the unusually hot weather they’d been having and its effect on the restaurant business. It was Martin’s theory, and maybe he was right, that extremely hot weather sent people out to eat, maybe because a woman didn’t want to toil over a stove when it was ninety degrees outside.
One topic led to another and eventually Martin asked, “Have you been out to Sabal Beach since the crackdown started?”
“No, I haven’t,” Merilee said.
“They’re still letting the women go topless, but catch anyone bare-arsed, male or female, and it’s into the wagon with them.”
“Awful, the police down here,” Merilee said.
“Think they’d find a way to spend their time more profitably, wouldn’t you?”
“Really,” Merilee said.
“They’ll have their hands full soon enough,” Martin said, “never mind chasing after nude bathers. Did you read the stories on the big drug arrest in Miami a few months back?”
“No, I didn’t,” Merilee said.
“Took the DEA almost a year to set it up, but they netted some very big fish indeed. What I’m saying is I wouldn’t be surprised if bearing down on the other coast won’t send the drug people scurrying here to Calusa. The police’ll have plenty to do, believe me, without rounding up nudists.”
“Well, there’s not much of that here in Calusa,” Merilee said. “Narcotics.”
“True enough, I’ve yet to see anyone openly smoking marijuana in my place,” Martin said. “But I’ll tell you, Mer, on occasion I’ve happened upon a few people doing a bit of coke in the men’s room, eh? So it’s not as uncommon as you might believe.”
“Well,” Merilee said.