Toby made the walk to Wal-Mart. He found the Home & Garden section and within that, past stacks of hoses and fertilizers, found the pest control aisle, the ant killer. Every time he went to the bunker, Kaley had more bites. She had no concept of using the trash bucket and keeping the lid on it. She did as she pleased and hummed in Toby’s face and got skinny. And ever since that girl had been found out by Buccaneer Bay, Toby felt he had no chance of getting caught. The cops and the FBI thought it might be the same assailant. There was no end to this in sight. The authorities had made nothing but wrong assumptions the whole way through, and they were only getting wronger.
Toby got the attention of an employee, a guy with lots of stuff on his forearms — spiked leather bracelets, a watch, a key on a rubber coil, wristbands.
“Which is the strongest ant killer?” Toby asked.
“They’re for different situations.”
“What about for, like, a cabin way out in the woods?”
“A cabin?”
“Well, say a barn.”
“A barn with what in it?” The guy’s hair all laid one way. It went the same direction from one ear to the other.
“Do you have anything that’s not harmful to humans?”
“None of them are harmful to be around. You can’t ingest them, though.”
“What do you recommend? I can’t make another trip out here.”
The guy put his hand through his hair, sweeping across with the grain. “They’re all good quality. If you don’t like something you buy here, you can always bring it back. Return it to customer service. That’s our policy.”
“I don’t want to return it to customer service,” Toby said. “I want to kill ants with it.”
Another presentation. Toby’s topic was pole vault. Shelby watched him as he handed out headbands and stuttered through a brief physics lesson he’d found in that library book of his. He capped his talk with a biographical sketch of the man considered the greatest pole-vault talent of all time, a man who’d quit the sport at age twenty-four to become a sculptor. For political reasons, he’d sat out the Olympics. At his funeral, eight women, all claiming to be the love of the pole-vaulter’s life, showed up stunned and weeping.
“Just the eight women?” Mr. Hibma asked.
“I’m not sure.”
“It’s better if it’s the eight women and no one else. It should be the women and a priest, and then you find out the priest is in love with him too.”
Toby shrugged. His involvement with the story of the great pole-vaulter was over.
Mr. Hibma released him back to his desk. The following two presentations chewed up most of the period — one about iguanas, one about glass-blowing. Mr. Hibma craned his neck to see the clock and decided there was time for one more. Shelby raised her hand. She went to the back of the classroom and removed a stack of quiz maps from the seat of a stool, then dragged the stool to the front of the room. She pulled a small bottle of ginger ale from one pocket and a highball glass from another, opened the soda and poured it. She dove into the informational portion of her presentation, rushing through the various styles and shticks. She named the great comics, mentioned the hallowed clubs. She wanted to make sure she had time for the demonstration, during which she would concentrate on a particular genre: insult comedy.
“The comedian comes out and chooses people at random to make fun of,” she said. “The fear of being singled out is what makes this type of comedy thrilling.”
Shelby took a sip of her ginger ale. She glanced at Mr. Hibma, who was looking at the floor, his mind somewhere else. She gestured toward a big kid named Luke. For a moment, it seemed, he thought he’d won something.
“Holy hell,” Shelby said. “A cowboy.”
Luke’s wardrobe consisted of boots, jeans, T-shirts from country music concerts, and a beat-up ball cap with a fishing hook on the brim. Between classes, he dipped snuff.
“Boy, the closest you been to a steer is burger day in the cafeteria.”
A chuckle or two.
“You may be a butt-ranger, but you sure as hell ain’t a cowboy.”
Shelby was winning the class over. She moved on quickly, hoping to get a couple more shots fired before Mr. Hibma stepped in. Maybe he’d let the bell stop her.
“Grady, my man.” Shelby hopped up from the stool. “Pussy-whipped by a seventh-grader. Ain’t that something?“
Shelby felt Mr. Hibma’s grip on her shoulder, not firm but cold.
“We get the idea,” he said.
Shelby took a last sip of her soda and set it on the stool. Grady was smarting, relieved Shelby had been reigned in, his face mired in mirth. Shelby did not feel shaky. She felt sturdy.
Mr. Hibma looked at her. “Stay after class, please.”
The bell sounded and the kids formed a scuffling procession. Toby grinned dumbly at Shelby as he left, a look she couldn’t interpret. When it was only Shelby and Mr. Hibma, he came and sat next to her, in a student desk.
“I think you said some stuff that needed to be said.”
“Am I getting another detention?”
Mr. Hibma shifted in the smallish desk, making room to straighten his legs. “You’re not in trouble, but I had to keep up appearances. If anyone asks, I was frightfully angry.”
“Should I apologize to those kids?”
“I wouldn’t.”
Shelby nodded.
“You didn’t go for the easy targets. You didn’t go for the kiss-asses or the fat kid or Vince.”
“Writing jokes is difficult.”
A car with a loud stereo passed outside the window. Its thumping faded but didn’t go away completely.
“What kind of graffiti is this?” Mr. Hibma was tracing something on the desktop with his finger. “It’s a lost art, rebellion.”
Shelby felt closed in. She stood up and went to the window.
“I don’t want those Bellow books,” she said. “I can’t read them right now.” She tipped her head toward her desk. The books were stacked sloppily underneath it.
“Leave them right there when you go. If you tried, you tried.”
“I didn’t, really.”
“You carried them around for weeks, and they’re very heavy.”
Shelby, once again, was not in any real trouble. Maybe Mr. Hibma was onto something. Maybe discipline did not suit Shelby and everyone knew this but her. Maybe getting in trouble was a poor goal for her. The cops and the church people knew it, and that’s why Shelby had heard nothing about her flag. The incident had been covered up.
Mr. Hibma sometimes stopped off at the cluttered drug store down the street from where he lived for no other reason than it was the last chance to delay his arrival at Sun Heron Villas. Sometimes he just wasn’t ready to drive into that weedy parking lot of long, low cars and walk past his neighbors’ little statues and put that heavy key in that flimsy front door. Today, though, he had purpose in the drug store. A greeting card for Mrs. Conner. He had decided he was no longer going to indulge in fantasies of killing this woman. Mr. Hibma felt ashamed for sending that letter to Shelby’s Aunt Dale. He wished he’d never driven to Clermont, wished he’d never stood in line at the post office for ten minutes behind that Mexican man who was wearing slippers and a robe. Dale had likely never even seen the letter. She probably had screeners for her mail. She probably had a dozen stalkers. Mr. Hibma didn’t like having that letter out in the world, having it sitting in some foreign stack on a foreign desk in a foreign nation.