All the soldiers within earshot laughed. ‘They should congregate around you instead, Deon, because you’re an arsehole,’ Amphios shot back. ‘A big, fat, hairy one.’
More hoots of amusement.
‘I love you too, Amphios,’ Deon retorted, grinning.
Hanno didn’t interrupt. His men were marching forty stadia per hour, and coarse banter like this was normal. In some ways, he had grown to love it; the repartee also helped to maintain morale through the long periods of dusty discomfort.
No one spoke for a while, however, and the heat began to irritate Hanno again. His lightest wool tunic still felt as thick and uncomfortable as the one he used in the depths of winter. He was grateful for the distraction when Amphios asked, ‘Remember that farmer’s daughter you screwed the other day, Deon?’
‘How could I forget?’
A barrage of catcalls followed. Deon encouraged it by raising his spear in the air for everyone to see. ‘Think this is stiff?’ he shouted. ‘It’s nothing on me when I’m excited!’
Amid the jeers and whistles Hanno pretended that he couldn’t hear a thing. Deon had earned every soldier’s admiration for managing, while out with a foraging party, to persuade a local girl to lie with him in her father’s hay shed. At least, that was what he swore had happened. The junior officer in charge had been none the wiser, Deon had said, and he had even come away with two fat hens for the pot.
‘What was her name?’ Amphios cried.
‘Aphrodite!’ said a voice. ‘A veritable goddess, she was.’
Their comrades loved that; more insults and foul comments followed.
Deon waited until the clamour had died down a little. ‘Do you want to hear what she was called or not, brothers? And the details of what I did to her?’
‘We do! Tell us!’ came the chorus.
Like everyone, Hanno had heard it before. Most, if not all, of it was probably lies — according to one soldier who’d been near the hay barn, Deon had come out at speed, pursued by a fat, gap-toothed peasant girl armed with an axe. That wasn’t the point, however. It was a great tale, and it helped to distract them from the march. Unfortunately Deon’s story was turning Hanno’s mind towards Aurelia once more, and what he’d like to do with her. Smiling inwardly, he sought out his second-in-command, a solid career soldier called Bacchios, and told him to take charge of the men. Then he set off to find Kleitos. He would know how much further it was until they could set up camp.
Chapter XIV
Hanno was woken when the sun’s rays, shining through a small gap between two tent panels, lit upon his face. Deep in an erotic dream about Aurelia, he turned over and tried to go back to sleep, but it proved difficult. All around, the morning noises had begun. Men were farting, coughing, muttering to one another. Someone nearby announced that if he didn’t have a piss that moment, his bladder would burst. His companions told him in no uncertain terms what would happen if he urinated in the tent.
As the dream receded, Hanno scowled and decided to get up. His bad mood didn’t last longer than it took him to get dressed. Filling in the missing details of the dream would relieve the drudgery of the march to come. He wouldn’t need to listen — yet again — to Deon’s outlandish claims about what he’d done with the peasant girl.
Two vultures were circling over the western edge of the valley. It was early to see them. They must have found a carcase, he concluded. Ordering Amphios to prepare his breakfast and to take down his tent, in that order, he hurried down to the stream for a quick dip. The pleasure of a swim in fresh water was simply too good to miss out on. When Hanno got back a short while later, he was pleased to see that his soldiers were busy taking down their tents. The mules stood in a line, head ropes on, ready to be loaded. Some of what he’d been banging into their skulls had gone in, he thought, accepting the stale bread and cup of warmed gruel that Deon handed him. The same couldn’t be said of the units around them. Most of the men he could see were still standing around fires, eating. They hadn’t even put on their armour, let alone dismantled their tents. There was little point feeling frustrated, but Hanno couldn’t stop himself.
‘It’s the same every damn morning, eh?’ As he’d approached, Kleitos had seen where Hanno’s gaze had wandered.
‘You read my mind. I’d wager that your lot are ready, though.’
Kleitos performed a mock bow. ‘Some of us Syracusans have standards.’
‘I didn’t mean to offend,’ Hanno said quickly.
‘I have taken none. I share your exasperation with the troops’ discipline, my friend.’
‘It’s what might happen when we meet the Romans in open battle that concerns me. Defending a city is one thing, but going head-to-head with legionaries is another. From what I’ve heard, many of Marcellus’ soldiers are veterans of Cannae. They won’t be shy when it comes to butchery.’
‘I know,’ said Kleitos, frowning. ‘Which is why it’s good that we’re going to meet with Himilco. Do you know much of him?’
‘If it’s the man I’m thinking of, he’s a popular type, but he doesn’t have a great deal of combat experience. Sadly, most of the men who do are with Hannibal, in Italy.’
‘Still, he’s got thirty thousand men, and some elephants. That’s better than nothing.’
‘It is. With any luck, he’ll listen to what I’ve got to say.’ Until that point, Hanno hadn’t considered his own battle experience, but it was considerably more than Himilco’s. ‘Hannibal’s letter and ring should help convince him of my worth.’
Kleitos snorted. ‘Unless he’s an arrogant piece of shit like Hippocrates.’
Hanno chuckled. ‘Careful. Someone might hear.’
‘I’m beginning not to care. I could lead this army better with a blindfold on.’
‘I know you could, but it pays to be cautious.’
‘Sage words,’ admitted Kleitos. ‘I’ll stitch my lip — for now. I’ll tell you something, though. Hearing what Aurelia went through opened my eyes to what a whoreson Hippocrates really is. Epicydes is all right, but it’s as if they were born of different mothers. In my mind, the sooner Hippocrates falls in battle, the better.’
‘As long as it doesn’t mean that we’re defeated, I agree with you.’
‘I’ll drink to that with you later. Right. Best get back to my men. See you on the march, no doubt.’
‘Aye.’ Hanno’s eyes drifted upwards, to the brilliant blue sky. The pair of vultures had been joined by two more. He felt a tickle of unease. ‘How far is it to the western edge of the valley?’
‘I don’t know. Five stadia, maybe a little more. Why?’
‘Look.’
Kleitos’ eyes followed his arm. ‘Four vultures. So what?’
‘There were only two there a little while ago.’
‘They always gather where there’s meat on offer. It’ll be a dead deer or the like.’
‘How far out were the sentries told to go?’
‘To the mouth of the valley, I think. No alarm has been sounded.’ Kleitos scowled. ‘Do you think-?’
‘It won’t cost anything to send some soldiers to look, will it?’
‘No. My men or yours?’
‘Mine are right here. Deon! Amphios! Gather up half a dozen of your fellows.’
A few moments later, his soldiers had hurried off to the west, over the waist-high rampart and into the shallow ditch that lay beyond it. Hanno eyed the unfinished defences, and then the crowds of half-dressed men and the ramshackle tents that stretched through the camp. A queasy sensation roiled in his belly. ‘Be ready,’ he said to Kleitos.
‘You think they’ll find something?’
‘I’m not sure, but I’m worried.’
Kleitos gave him a firm nod. ‘Fine. If it proves to be a false alarm, we’ll still have shown the rest how real soldiers should behave.’ He strode off.
Hanno began bawling orders. ‘I want those tents taken down! Before that, though, I want you all armed and ready, as if for a fight.’
He saw soldiers in other units looking. Good. Their officers might take some notice.