“You were brought here,” said the voice.
“How?”
“Answer unavailable, involving theoretical physics beyond your mechanical’s understanding.”
“I do not have mechanical understanding,” said Roger. “Oh, wait. You mean you. Well. Was it a time machine?”
“Yes,” said the voice.
“You could have simply said that in the first place,” said Roger reproachfully. “I didn’t want to know the mechanics of the thing. All right, question number two. Who brought me here?”
The voice began to reel off syllables, most of them containing an M or an L or an N, with either A or O for the vowel. A dozen or more of these syllables had poured out before Roger cried, “Stop! Halt! What is that, French?”
“Names,” said the voice.
It took Roger a minute to turn that answer into sense, and then he realized that the voice, literal as ever, had been giving him the names of the men who had built or operated or directed the operation of the time machine that had whisked him here from December 3, 1960.
December 3, 1960. “My Christmas windows!” wailed Roger all at once, remembering what he’d been due to work on today, at Wellman’s Department Store.
“It isn’t fair!” cried Roger. “I never did anything to anybody in 2138. I don’t even know anybody in 2138. And I certainly don’t have any descendants in 2138. I’m not married, and I have no intention of ever becoming married.” A doubt crossed his mind, and he frowned at the wail. “I don’t get married, do I?” he asked.
“Restricted,” said the voice.
Roger blinked. “Restricted? What do you mean, restricted?”
“Word in use in mid-Twentieth Century,” said the voice. “Meaning: applies to facts known to elite but hidden from masses. Usage here adaptation for present needs.”
The voice had an annoying habit, every once in a while, of talking like a telegram, which meant that Roger had to let the words circle around in his head two or three times, while inserting verbs and pronouns and modifiers, until he figured out what the message had been.
The message this time was humiliating. “Do you mean to say,” Roger demanded, “that you are the elite and I am the masses? Or should I say the mass?”
“Usage here,” said the voice, “adaption for present needs.”
“What that means,” snapped Roger, “is that you won’t tell me whether I ever get married or not. Do I have some smart-Aleck great-grandson playing a trick on his old great-granddad, is that it?”
“No,” said the voice.
“Well! A straight answer at last. Then maybe you’ll tell me what I am here for.” Roger paused, grimaced, rephrased the last sentence and said, “What am I here for?”
“Restricted,” said the voice.
“Well, there must be some reason, after all,” said Roger, exasperated. “Is there a reason?”
“Yes,” said the voice.
“But you won’t tell me. I mean, you won’t tell me, will you?”
“No,” said the voice.
“That’s what I thought,” said Roger. He sat down on the edge of the bed and stared gloomily at his pajama-clad knees. The silence lengthened. “I wonder what happens now,” he said to his knees. He looked up at the wall. “What happens now?”
“Whatever you want,” said the voice.
“Then I go right back to December 3, 1960,” said Roger promptly. He stretched out on the bed, folded his hands over his chest, and closed his eyes. “Five in the morning, I think,” he said. “I should like a little more sleep.”
He waited with his eyes closed until he had counted to twenty-five, and then he opened his eyes and looked at a silver ceiling and a golden wall. He hadn’t noticed before that the ceiling was silver. Actually, it blended—
All at once, he sat up and shouted, “Hey!” He glared at the wall. “I thought you said whatever I wanted to happen would happen. Didn’t you?”
“Yes,” said the voice.
“Well, then,” said Roger. “I want to go home. Can’t I go home?”
“Yes,” said the voice.
“Now?”
“No,” said the voice.
“This is infuriating,” cried Roger. He leaped from the bed and advanced on the wall where the voice came from. “I’m going to find you,” he muttered, “and rip out your wiring. Do you hear me?”
“Yes,” said the voice.
Roger growled. The voice was so blatantly, blandly monotonous, so smug and self-assured. It was more than infuriating, it was — enraging. Roger tapped on the wall, trying to hear a difference in tone between one section and another, trying to find a panel or doorway or something that would let him at the voice, and found nothing. And that was even more than enraging. Roger shook his fist at the wall. “I’m going to get you!” he shouted. “Do you hear me?”
“Yes,” said the voice, as calm and monotonous as ever.
“This is ridiculous,” wailed Roger. “Can’t you see it’s ridiculous?”
“No,” said the voice.
“Oh, shut up with your yeses and noes,” Roger snapped. “If you can’t say anything useful, don’t say anything at all.” He paced around the room, smoldering with helpless rage and growing resentment. Stopping by the window, he looked out again at the city. It looked, he thought, like a set for a play about Buck Rogers. And not a very well-designed set at that. No symmetry at all, and a color scheme that very rapidly grew boring. Gold and silver and black, that was all, endlessly repeated. Far away, he could see tiny movement, but couldn’t make sense out of it at all, couldn’t say for sure whether he was seeing the movement of people or automobiles or what. And even with-his forehead pressed to the glass or whatever it was, he couldn’t see down to street-level at the base of tills building.
He had to think. He had to figure out some way to get back to 1960 and his own life in his own world. What he’d seen of this particular segment of the future so far hadn’t endeared him to 2138. He would much prefer his own bug-farm of an apartment in the Village, where the walls at least kept a discreet silence and the bed rested firmly upon the floor.
The voice had said that he could go home, and that he could have whatever he wanted, but that he couldn’t go home now. Well, when could he go home? That seemed like a sensible enough question, so he asked it. “When can I go home?”
“When you want to,” said the voice.
“I want to now,” said Roger immediately. “Can I go home now?”
“No.”
“Oh, for pity’s sake!” shouted Roger. “Round and round and round, you’re driving me out of my mini What’s the purpose of all this?”
“Restricted,” said the voice.
“But there is a purpose?”
“Yes,” said the voice.
“When I know the purpose,” said Roger carefully, “can I go home?”
“Yes,” said the voice.
“Well. Good. At last we’re getting somewhere, I hope. Now, how do I find out what the purpose is?”
“By asking me,” said the voice. “Poppycock,” snorted Roger. “I’ve asked you half a dozen times already, and you never say anything more than, ‘Restricted’. If you think I’m going to go—”
Struck by a sudden thought, Roger stopped talking but left his mouth open. He tilted his head to one side, put the index finger of his right hand on his cheekbone, and studied the thought. Carefully, he phrased his next question. “Do you mean I am to ask you questions that will help me figure out for myself what the purpose of my being here is?”