‘That’s what I was expecting, and to tell the truth it is like that, most of it, but there’s a Roman room, as you’d expect, with bits of pottery and some jewellery. I was the only visitor for the first hour and a half.’
Anita rolled her eyes. ‘You stayed as long as that?’
‘I was sleuthing, wasn’t I? I needed to talk to someone and find out for sure if John Smith worked there. In the end I found the word CURATOR on a door upstairs and I was looking at it, trying to think what to do next, when a woman came out of a door opposite and offered to help. I had to think quickly and I put on a foreign accent and asked what a curator does. She was a chatty sort and said it was a fancy name for the head keeper of the museum. He was her boss, but unfortunately he was away for a couple of days.’
‘Aha,’ Anita went. ‘Away where?’
‘In Cornwall. He has a cottage there and likes to escape sometimes.’
‘A bloody long way from Amsterdam.’
‘But we kept talking. She said she was the finds liaison officer, another fancy name. She’d put FLO on her door and since that day everyone called her Flo. Her job was set up to deal with all the stuff being found with those metal detector things people use in fields and on beaches. As you know, this area is stuffed with historical remains and the detector brigade are coming into the museum every week with objects they’ve picked up. Anything gold or silver and more than three hundred years old has to be reported because of something called the Treasure Act. She said she thought when she saw me that I might have brought in some artifact.’
‘Better than being mistaken for one,’ Anita went. ‘We’re none of us getting any younger. Did you find out if John Smith works there?’
‘Yes — and he’s her boss, the curator.’
We straightened up like meerkats.
Anita was frowning. ‘But he’s in Cornwall.’
‘That’s what he told her. We know better, don’t we?’ Vicky’s eyes were like new minted coins. ‘John Smith doesn’t want it known he’s in Amsterdam.’
‘What’s he up to, then?’
‘I think I’ve worked it out. I talked some more to this young woman, whose real name is Francesca, and she was telling me how exciting it can be when people get in touch. She never knows from one day to the next what will turn up. The best thing of all is a hoard. That’s when they discover something like a pot of Roman coins, up to fifty thousand of them. She’ll get called out to see them at the site. She arranges for them to be properly excavated by experts and then they’re brought back here in stages before being sent to the British Museum to be washed and evaluated.’
‘And is John Smith involved in any of this?’ I asked, already thinking I could see where this was going.
Vicky flashed a big smile at me. ‘You’ve got it. There’s a huge safe in his office in the museum and he makes sure the finds are locked away securely before being taken to London.’
‘Whose job is it to record the finds?’
‘The British Museum. They have conservators who wash them and separate them. It’s specialised work. Coins get stuck hard together over time. Some of them can be really rare and worth a lot of money and you probably know what I’m thinking.’
We did. By now we were all thinking along the same lines. It would be all too easy for a dishonest curator to pick out some special items that never get sent to London. The metal detectorist has no idea how many coins or objects there are in a hoard, and the British Museum staff only get to see what arrives there.
I was the one who said it. ‘These short trips to European cities could be John Smith selling coins and other finds to foreign collectors. It would explain why he never makes the booking himself and why his wife collects the tickets from city break man. Vicky, you’re brilliant. I think you’ve sussed it.’
Anita had been listening to this with awe. ‘A profitable little scam. How do we prove it?’
‘With help from Francesca,’ Vicky went. ‘She’s very knowledgable and I think she may have her suspicions already. If certain rare Roman coins are starting to be traded in Europe she’ll be alerted. When we tell her about the city breaks Anita has been arranging, she can check the dates Smith is supposed to have spent in Cornwall.’
‘Proving he’s on the take is going to be difficult,’ Anita insisted.
‘Not at all,’ Vicky went. She’d had longer to think about this than Anita and me. ‘Next time John Smith arranges another city break, we do what you did before, tip off the girls at the check-in and they can speak to the customs men. He’ll be caught with the goods on him. Whatever he says, you can’t export stuff like that without a licence.’
I was like, ‘Brilliant.’
Even Anita gave her a hug.
It’s so nice that we’ve all played a part and Vicky has brought it to fruition.
The sleuthing sisters will shortly wrap up their first case.
So what’s next?
30
He was so wrapped up in the blog that he didn’t notice Ingeborg enter his office until she spoke.
‘Guv.’
‘Mm?’
‘A result.’
‘What’s that?’
‘I managed to contact the inspector who investigated the bogus college at Bradford on Avon.’
‘You did?’ For a moment he was floundering. Then the bogus college clicked into place, possibly the alma mater of the silent man in the cells. This could be the chance to prove the suspect was an illegal immigrant on a student visa. ‘What did you find out?’
‘The case came to trial at the end of last year and there was a successful prosecution. As we expected, the principal had shredded all the enrolment records, but he was still convicted and jailed for six years. They found some of the so-called students and got them to testify. But countless others disappeared off the radar.’
‘Interesting.’
‘And there’s something else. More than half of them were Iranian. He had some kind of arrangement with Tehran.’
‘Iran?’ He leaned back in his chair. ‘That would explain a lot. If you escaped from there you wouldn’t want to be sent back. What do you think they do to defectors?’
The way Ingeborg scrunched the front of her t-shirt was answer enough.
Diamond drummed his fingers on the desk-top. ‘What we need now is a Persian-English dictionary.’
‘You want to look up the word “consul”?’ she said. ‘We can do it on the internet.’
He shook his head in awe or despair at the limitless uses of the web while Ingeborg leaned across him and worked the keys. In seconds she had a website that allowed you to type in an English word and get the Persian, or Farsi, equivalent. ‘Consul’ produced some Persian script and the pronunciation ‘Konsul’.
‘Spot on,’ Diamond said. ‘Now we can tell Gull which fucking interpreter he needs.’
Ingeborg blinked. She’d missed the earlier exchange.
Without more comment Diamond moved on. ‘I finished reading the blogs.’
She locked in at once. She was staking her reputation on the account of the three sleuths being germane to the case. ‘What do you think?’
Under her earnest gaze, he couldn’t resist being playful. ‘I think you and I are in the right job. Sleuthing is cool.’
‘Do you agree it must be about Bath?’
‘Seems so.’
Her voice was charged with urgency as she told him, ‘It can’t be anywhere else, guv. I picked up any number of local references. She says somewhere that they’re living in the West Country and several times calls the place a city. The department store they met in sounds exactly like Jolly’s — the restaurant on the first floor, the cream teas with miniature scones, even the placing of the loos upstairs next to the hairdressing salon. It could all be coincidence, you may be thinking, but the details add up. When she comes out of the store and follows city break man she goes up the hill, as you would up Milsom Street.’
‘To cut this short,’ he said, ‘I think you’ll find that in blog number three she mentions delivering red roses to a lady in the Royal Crescent. There aren’t many West Country cities with that address.’