Wade drew the .357 from behind his back. He pointed it at the biggest sister.
Besser laughed. “You already know that’s futile.”
Wade fired one bullet. The sister batted it down with her palm.
“So you see, you can’t shoot them, Wade.”
Wade turned the gun on Besser. “But I can shoot your fat ass.”
“If you like.”
“I like,” Wade said, and fired another.
The sister beside Besser plucked the 900 feet per second slug out of the air, like catching a thrown pea. She looked at it curiously, then ate it.
“You can’t hurt them and they won’t let you hurt me.”
But Wade had one more trick. “You need me, right? For some reason, I’m important to you?”
“Yes, very,” Besser said.
The sisters advanced, reaching out with white hands. But then Besser, in a flash of panic, shouted, “Stop!”
Wade now held the gun to his head, hammer cocked. “Get Lydia out here, or I blow my own head off.”
Besser jittered, dread in his face. “Wade, please. You can’t—”
“Sure I can. I don’t give a shit.” It felt good to be the one with the power for a change: “I got a hunch that this Supremate dude wouldn’t be too happy if you brought me in dead.”
“No,” Besser croaked. “He wouldn’t.’
“Then bring Lydia out here right now, or you get to watch my brains take a one way flight across the room.”
Besser backed the women off. Their eager heads listed. “Be calm, Wade,” Besser said. Again, the black dot ran down the wall.
Lydia unfolded from the line.
“Wade! You came to rescue me! I don’t believe it!”
“Neither do I,” he said. “And don’t bother asking me why I’ve got a gun to my head. Are you all right?”
“Yes, but—”
“Then get out of here.”
“But—”
“Just shut up and get out!” he shouted. There could be no dramatic goodbyes, no final professions of love, none of that corny shit. “The Vette’s outside. Fill it with gas and don’t stop driving till you get to Alaska.”
“But what about you?”
Wade’s mouth twisted. “I have to go with them.” He didn’t want to see her anymore; that just made it worse. “It’s the only way, so just…leave.”
This would be her goodbye: silent acknowledgment. She looked at him, blinked, then walked out of the office.
“There,” Besser said. “So what’s it going to be?”
Wade knew what he meant. There was still one ultimate decision to be made. He heard the Vette start up outside and drive away.
Somehow, Wade smiled. “I could screw you bad, couldn’t I?”
“Yes, but what a waste,” Besser said with emphasis. “Why not come and see what we have to offer?”
The sisters’ faces seemed radiant. They looked like angels.
Wade dropped the gun.
Besser opened the extromitter with his pendant. Two sisters took Wade by the hand and led him into the wall, into infinity.
««—»»
“Are you okay?” asked the 7 Eleven cashier.
Lydia realized how she must look. Uniform in tatters, hair in her face, no gun in her holster. She’d look a lot worse, though, if the holotype in the next hold had had its way with her. Wade had sacrificed himself, for her.
She bought cigarettes and a six pack of Coke. She sat in the Vette, thinking. During her stay in the labyrinth, she’d overheard enough to know what was going on. She knew what they were, yes, and what they were doing.
She also knew that they were leaving at midnight tonight, and they were taking Wade with them.
The UV spotter was still in the Vette, and thank God so was the black pendant she’d found where Wade had wrecked Tom’s car. Winnifred had called it a key, and the extromitters—the dots—were the doors they unlocked.
A piece of paper was stuck in the visor, a note in Wade’s yuppie scrawl.
Lydia,
White, Peerce, and Porker are dead. So is the dean. I still don’t know what any of this is about. Don’t go back to the grove—it’s getting worse by the minute. Leave town right away, Jervis is planting a bomb, but I don’t know where. Just leave town and forget about me. Doesn’t that sound corny?
Wade
P.S. —Take good care of the Vette!
The dolt could’ve at least signed off saying he loved her. Men could be such assholes. So what else was new?
She didn’t know what to make of this business with the bomb, or all the people Wade said were dead. But none of that mattered. For now she had to work on her plan, and she only had half a day to do it.
««—»»
—WE HAVE WADE NOW. WE HAVE EVERYTHING WE NEED.
“Great!” Jervis exclaimed, shovel in midstroke. “We did it!”
—YES, the Supremate said. —AND SOON YOU WILL JOIN ME IN ETERNAL GRACE. BUT TAKE CARE IN YOUR FINAL TASKS, JERVIS. SIGNS AND WONDERS, MY SON. YOU ARE MY SCRIBE.
Jervis fell to his knees in the dirt. Dead face turned to the sun, he raised his hands in obeisance to his invisible lord.
—THINK NOT OF THE LIVES OF CATTLE. THEY SERVE AS SACRIFICE TO MY HOLY WILL, A PORTENT TO THIS WORLD THAT I WILL ONE DAY RETURN AS DELIVERER. TODAY SHALL BE A GREAT AND HOLY REMEMBRANCE. I MUST BE REMEMBERED. LIKE A PROMISE IN THE WIND.
“Yes, my lord!” Jervis cried up.
—SIGNS AND WONDERS, JERVIS. THE GHOST OF FUTURE TIDINGS.
“You are my life! My redeemer!”
—LIKE A PROMISE IN THE WIND.
The Supremate left his head, and left Jervis shuddering in the graveyard. His lord’s commandment was clear; this old life was fading, racing toward a new wondrous eternal life. Jervis drank Kirins and smoked as he buried the remaining bodies. It was refreshing work, burying the dead. The corpses were part of the promise too, and Jervis the very arm of the ghost of future tidings. He was nearly done now, like an apostle nearing heaven.
“You lurp lurpfffeeeevii prick ick ick!”
Jervis looked down. Here was poor Penelope again, clambering out of her hole. She churned upward, flesh the color of spoiled milk, almost out of the grave to the waist. Blessed are the boneless? Jervis thought. He should write his own testament, for hadn’t he, too, returned from the dead? Yeah! Sermon on the Mounds!
“Gll ff gliv gliv give me back my bah bah bones!” Penelope blubbered. Her face looked curdled. “Glive me black my baby!”
“Your baby’s dead, funky,” Jervis said.
“Mlup mlup mlutherfucker ler ler!”
Jervis flicked ashes on her, impressed. It wasn’t easy being buried alive, and probably harder still to continuously unearth yourself to face your conquerors. Boneless or not, she had guts.
“Pluh pluh pleeze helup helup help me!”
“Sure,” Jervis said, and planted his foot in the middle of her amorphous face. He shoved her squealing back into the hole, flabby hands dragging at his pants cuffs. “Down you go,” he said.
“I’ll lyle lyle kah kah kah—”
“Shut up and have a drink.” Jervis unzipped and sent a stream of dark dead man’s beer piss into Penelope’s mouth. Soon all she could do was gargle in protest. “There. That should wet your whistle,” he remarked. He refilled the hole again, then packed the mound down flat and hard as a sod pounder with his foot.
The hot sun drew a haze of death up into the clearing. He glorified in its humid stench and walked back to the Dodge Colt. Everything is beautiful, he mused. Like a promise in the wind.