“But there’s nothing to do in the yard!”
“And what is it you think you’re going to do in the forest? Don’t you know that place is full of ticks? Poison ivy? Do you know what poison ivy looks like? I’ll bet you don’t. You get a dose of that and you’ll be miserable for days. Snakes out there, too.”
Ernie was unconvinced.
“Did I tell you about the wild boars? My mother saw one, just before the Lord took her home. Teeth like razors. Could eat little things like you two in a single gulp.”
But Ernie did not relent. To him, the forest was an unexplored wonderland teeming with adventure. Even from a distance he could see its dark and foreboding corners, and the mystery made it all the more alluring.
“We could play lots of games in there. We could build forts and play hide-and-seek.”
“You can do all that in the yard.”
“Not good. Not like we could there.”
Nana’s eventual surrender was inevitable, given how both Ernie and Ginny pounded her with the relentlessness only eight-year-olds can muster. “But just for one hour. And I want you to carry this tin whistle. You get in any trouble, meet up with a wild boar or something, you blow on it, hard. And when you get back, I’ll be inspecting you for ticks.”
“All right, Nana. We will, Nana,” he said, throwing himself up against her and hugging her tightly.
“That’s enough of that,” she said, pushing him away.
“And what about the beach? Can we go there, too?”
“Under no circumstances are you to go near the beach. I couldn’t hear you out there even if you did blow that whistle. Now get along, before I change my mind.”
“Yes, Nana,” he said, already running.
And so the revels began. They were like pagans, Ginny and Ernie, romping through the forest, worshiping each other and secret gods known to no one but themselves. They would pretend to be astronauts on another planet searching for new life-forms and alien civilizations. They would play endless games of chase. There were no other children living anywhere near them, and they never minded in the least. They were a world unto themselves.
On some afternoons, Ernie’s favorite ones, after the running and chasing were done, they would sit together on their makeshift table, a huge stump of a tree that had been logged a generation before. Hidden amidst the maple and second-growth redwoods, they would tell each other everything. They had no secrets. Why would they? Each was an extension of the other. As far as they were concerned, they were two parts of the same person.
“Do you ever miss Mom and Dad?” Ginny asked, one such afternoon.
“I dunno.” He stretched out, sunning himself. “Kinda sorta. You?”
“Maybe. Sometimes.”
“I don’t miss Mom yelling all the time.”
“No.”
“And I don’t miss Daddy’s spankings. Which really weren’t spankings because they weren’t on my butt.”
“He never spanked me.”
“That’s ’cause he liked you. He spanked me all the time. He just liked you.”
“Yeah,” she said, drawing her arms inward as she spoke, staring at the leaves. “He sure did like me.”
“I hated it when they acted all weird and crazy and couldn’t hardly walk.”
“Me too. But that was when Daddy liked me the most.”
“And Nana’s pretty nice. Even if she is old and kinda strange.”
“Yeah.”
The breeze blew a trace of honeysuckle between them, rustling the leaves and giving them both a slight chill.
“But I still miss Mom and Daddy. Sometimes,” Ginny said quietly.
“Yeah. Me too, I guess.”
True to her word, when they returned from the forest each day, their grandmother performed full and thorough inspections.
“Those ticks are insidious. They dig down deep and they never let go. Strip!”
And she meant it. The inspection did not begin until both children were standing before her starkers. “No underwear. Nothing.” Now they really looked like wild animals, primordial wood nymphs, hair tangled and full of leaves, even bugs, dirt sweat-stained to their skin. Their grandmother checked each nook and cranny, every fold and orifice. The children didn’t much enjoy this assessment. But it did not deter them. Next day, they were back in the forest.
“Do you want to touch it?”
He had seen her looking at him while he went to the bathroom behind a tree. It was not the first time.
“No way. Gross.”
“Isn’t gross. It’s just me.”
“Well, I don’t have anything like that.”
“That’s ’cause you’re a girl.”
They sat on the stump in silence for a few moments. He knew what she was thinking. It was always like that, and not just with her. He could tell what anyone was thinking, sometimes before they knew themselves. And he knew Ginny’s mind as well as he knew his own.
“Okay,” she said, something like fifteen minutes later, out of the blue.
“Okay what?”
“Okay I want to touch it.”
He considered. “You’ll have to let me touch yours.”
“I don’t have one.”
“Well, whatever you got, I want to touch it.”
“Okay.”
Ernie dropped his shorts. And his Sears-bought Underoos, which drooped over his shoes.
And she touched it.
“That wasn’t so much,” she remarked, then giggled. “It’s all sticking out now.”
“That’s not funny.”
“Why’s it doing that? Just ’cause I touched it?”
“You didn’t do it right,” he said defensively. “You’re s’posed to kiss it.”
“How would you know?”
“I saw it in one of Dad’s books. You kiss it and it makes people happy.”
She obliged. Afterward, he did the same to her. It was weird and gooshy.
Later that day, when the inspection was done, their grandmother kept Ernie after she let Ginny get dressed and go up to her room.
“I saw what you did,” Nana said. “You nasty little boys with your nasty little things, you’re all alike. Well, I won’t have it. You understand me? I won’t have it.”
“Y-Y-Yes, Nana,” he managed to squeeze out.