“Thought I heard something,” he told Clow, slipping from the tent with his pistol and studying the funerary grounds.
Nothing moved out there.
Nothing stirred.
Not even a leaf rustled.
There were lots of statues at Greyfriar’s, and seeing them gathered out there among the crowded tombstones draped with moonlight often gave the uninitiated a bit of a bad turn. But Kierney was seasoned. His eyes could immediately distinguish between inanimate forms and those only pretending to be so.
Nothing.
He knew instinctually that there was no one about. They were alone, and if the Watch was about, then they were far away. Though the air was damp and chill, he was sweating profusely once he entered the flaps of the lean-to again. Clow was taking out the last few screws.
“Ye playing with yer prick out there?”
“Aye, that I was,” Kierney said. “But it wouldn’t pay no mind to me hand, it prefers yours, and so it should.”
Clow laughed in his throat.
Kierney was sweating very badly now. Outside, the feeling of being watched had all but shrank away, but in here… Christ, it was all over him, practically screaming in his ears.
“Ye all right, Mick?”
“Aye, just getting the spooks for no good reason.”
“Well, quit yer fantasies about me poor Christian mother already. That’s what scaring ye. Me father near dropped dead of fright when she opened her legs to him. God as my witness, but there are certain horrors men were not meant to look upon.”
Kierney feigned a laugh,but could not shake the awful feeling that they were not alone. That there was another with them… unseen and unknown but close enough to touch.
Clow popped the last screw and put it and the screwdriver in the pocket of his frock coat. He worked his fingers under the lid of the box and pulled it up and up.
Kierney could barely breathe.
There was no smell of putrefaction or gas. Nothing. Just a dry smell of graveclothes and an after-odor of perfume. Nothing more.
The woman’s eyes were open.
There was a faint grayish pallor to her skin, but other than that she hardly looked touched by death. There was a vitality here that was strong and healthy, the cheeks just touched by pink. Her face did not have that compressed, sagging look that came with death. Her eyes were bright, not sunken in the least or filmed over.
“She’s not dead,” Kierney heard himself say.
“She’s dead. The eyes just became un-gummed and flapped open.”
Clow reached in there and put his hands on her, a not unattractive woman with graying hair and a full mouth, and as soon as he did, those eyes blinked and she sat right up. Kierney let out a cry and Clow fell over, a look of terror on his face. The woman was shaking and gasping, trying to draw a breath.
“Buried alive,” Kierney said.
“Gah… gah… gah,” the woman choked. “Guh… grave… grave robbers… help! Grave robbers!”
She began to scream a high and shrill cry, and Clow immediately tackled her, knocked her back into the box, and covered her with his own body. She writhed and jumped, but he held her fast. He clamped a hand over her mouth. His face was beaded with sweat.
“Listen to me, ye silly cow,” he breathed. “We saved yer life, we did. And we don’t want to hurt ye, so quiet with ye. Just lay quiet. We’ll gather up our things and be off. When we’re gone, ye can jump around all ye want, but let us get away… ye hear?”
The woman, though her eyes were stark with terror, calmed, seemed to understand that she owed them something.
Clow released her. “There’s a love.”
But immediately she sat up and began to shriek, and Clow put her down again, this time placing his hand over her mouth and squeezing her nostrils shut with thumb and forefinger, Burking her. She fought and squirmed, but Clow was too strong for her and soon enough she stopped moving at all.
“To the angels with ye, me love,” he said. “That’s it… nice… and… quiet… lovely…”
Kierney swallowed. “But Sammy, that’s—”
“Murder, do ye say?” He laughed, pulling his hand away from the woman, who was surely now a corpse. “Now how can that be, Mickey? She was already dead, and ye can’t kill a corpse. She was pronounced dead, weren’t she? Put in the grave dead, weren’t she? And buried, like? No, old friend, dead this hag was.”
He picked her body up in his arms and brought it out to the cart. Quickly, then, they screwed the lid back on the casket and covered it up carefully. When the slab was slid back in place, no one could say it had ever been touched. They loaded their tarps and tools over the top of the corpse and were on their way.
They made it through the gates unseen, a heavy mist blowing in from the canal. All around them, in those high and dark houses, Edinburgh slept. They pushed the cart over the bridge and to the cobbled lanes beyond. It was a good pull to Surgeon’s Hall.
They stuck to alleys and back streets, places where two men pushing a dog cart in the wee hours would go relatively unnoticed with the traffic of tradesmen doing the same. The fog was heavy and concealing, stinking of river bottoms and dead fish, black mud.
“What we did, Sammy,” Kierney said, a mile from Greyfriars Churchyard, “it was the right thing?”
“Aye, so it was. I gave that there corpse a chance to breathe and she preferred the silence of the years. What more could be done, old friend? I’ll not walk the scaffold nor have me best mate walking it for the likes of that silly cunt.”
Kierney was relieved by what he said.
Onward they went, through the mist and shadows and down evil-smelling closes, the wagon’s wheels ringing out over the cobbles. Dogs barked in the distance and the river misted, the buildings and towers of the city veiled in a morbid darkness. The woman’s feet kept sticking out of the tarp, but after a time, feeling a curious and fated sense of momentum, they did not bother covering them.
It was nearly dawn by the time they reached Surgeon’s Square.
At the Seven Keys, Mickey Kierney woke up in the damp stagnancy of his room. His head was pounding and his stomach roiling. He stumbled out of bed, overturned a candle that had burned down to a glob of wax on the nightstand, and promptly fell flat on his face, his pants tangled around his ankles.
“Bloody fuck,” he said, dragging himself along the cold floor like a slug.
He’d fallen asleep drunk, as was his nightly ritual, and, apparently, in the process of stepping out of his britches. Gripping the wall, he got to his feet with some effort and hopped himself to the chamber pot, then pissed. His urine smelled hot and briny, steam rising from it.
Wrinkling his nose and hooking up his pants, he pushed open the window and dumped the pot into the street three stories below. Of late, the city fathers had given notice that chamber pots and piss buckets were to be dumped into the public drain, not onto the cobbles below. But hardly anyone paid attention.
That done with, he collapsed back on the bed, trying to remember where he’d done his drinking the night before, but as with most days, he couldn’t remember. He looked around his cramped little room, thinking it didn’t smell much better than the overflowing midden below. The windows were clouded and filthy with fingermarks and settled grease. The floors were thick with dust and scattered rubbish. The bed smelled, the sheets gray and worn. The air stank of vomit and whiskey.
Enough. He needed some fresh air.
He grabbed his coat and hat and went out into the corridor, stepping over the snoring form of some sailor collapsed before his door. The walls were crumbling, the ceiling bowed, everything stinking like excrement. Down the stairs he went. They creaked and groaned as if they would collapse. On the third-floor landing were the fly-specked remains of pig entrails, blood and grease smeared about. And all the way down the steps, he was seeing bits and pieces: a snout, an ear, a hoof.