Wow. What a humanitarian. I turned away from him and looked to Lukas. He wasn’t going to be fascinated with this in a few minutes. Motioning for him to follow, I started toward the room. When we came to the door, I put the ear plugs in and said, “You’re gonna want to cover your ears.”
I turned the knob and pushed it open. Disaster. That was the only word that came to mind. A twin-sized mattress laid overturned and shredded in the far corner of the room, springs poking obscenely through the top. The curtains hung in tatters, their edges blackened and smoldering. I took a step forward and something crunched beneath my feet. Glass. On the far side of the room, a full-length antique mirror laid in pieces on the floor.
Playtime was over.
Pulling the vial of Fairy Dust from my pocket, I tipped it into the spray bottle full of water. It fizzed and sizzled for a moment before turning the appropriate shade of violet. Cap tightly back in place, I looked around the room.
Nothing.
“Are you sure it’s in here?” Lukas scanned the room with a disappointed expression. He let his hands slip from his ears and took another step inside. When nothing jumped out at him, he picked up the edge of the mattress and peered underneath.
I took a deep breath and tried not to gag. “Smell that? Sulfur. It’s in here.”
As if on cue, a low growl rose from the wreckage. A moment later, in a puff of inky black smoke, the dog popped into view. Squat legs and tall, pointy ears, the dog was beige and white with a stubby tail.
A corgi. The demon had possessed a corgi.
“Here puppy, puppy,” I said, waving the spray bottle. “Time to go home.” Pressing the lever down, the quartz mixture spritzed toward the dog. Winkie was fast, though. He snarled and leapt out of the stream with time to spare. “Dammit!”
In a beige and white blur, the corgi streaked across the room. When I caught sight of him again, he was crouched on top of a small wooden dresser by the door.
“Absum ex meus os potissimus abyssus.” Spray bottle ready, I took a step forward.
The dog jumped from the dresser and shot across to the other side of the room.
“Stand still or I’m going to neuter you!”
He responded by letting out a hair curling growl—and disappeared in a puff of black smoke.
“It’s gone!” Lukas breathed, darting to where the dog had vanished. He nudged a pile of sheets with the toe of his shoe.
“Thank you, Captain Obvious.” I tossed my bag to him. Holding the bottle out, I pressed the handle and started spinning in a circle, blanketing everything in a wash of water. “Per putus sal salis of orbis terrarum, EGO transporto vos tergum ut diabolus regnum.”
Another growl. Then a very undog-like yelp.
“Absum ex meus os potissimus abyssus.”
With a hiss, Winkie reappeared on the ruined mattress, lips pulled back to reveal several rows of black, razor teeth. Hackles up, it charged.
I didn’t have time to react. One minute it was on the mattress, the next it was flying through the air—straight at my head.
With more force than you’d think possible, the little demon dog hit me, sending us both to the ground. The spray bottle flew from my hand and rolled out of reach, skittering to a stop when it hit the wall. I was on my back, the dog perched on my chest, just staring. Neither of us moved.
“What should I do?” Lukas whispered. There was a hint of panic in his voice.
“Whatever you do, stay calm.”
The dog cocked its head back and forth, probably trying to decide what part of me to chomp first. A finger or chunk of shoulder. Maybe a tasty nose.
I had no desire to find out, because really, I liked my nose fine right where it was. Slowly, I extended my arm in the direction the bottle had bounced. “Try to kick the spray bottle over.
Lukas took a step to the right. The dog’s head swiveled at a wholly unnatural angle and it growled.
“Okay—bad idea.”
Mr. Winkie must have agreed, because he chose that moment to shoot forward…
And drool on me.
Warm drops of thick, foul smelling slime trailed down my cheek and neck as the thing’s ragged tongue covered my face.
“Oh my God! Get it off! Get it off!” Last year, I’d been bitten by a demon dog and it had been like losing a limb—but this was a thousand times worse. Its saliva was sticky and smelled like rotting fish. After a few attempts, I managed to push the dog off and stumble to my feet.
In a black plume, the dog disappeared. A moment later, he popped up crouched on the ground by the door, stubby tail whipping back and forth. It stretched forward, toes flexing and backside waving in the air, and gave a playful arf.
Lukas dropped my bag to the floor. “Did that thing just—”
I looked down the front of my shirt and cringed. Covered in slime. Fantastic. I’d have to rock slime-chic the rest of the day because I wouldn’t have enough time to run home and change.
“Where did the demon go?”
I sighed. The smell of sulfur was already fading. “It’s gone.” Craptastic was an understatement. Today was shaping up to be an epic fail.
I probably shouldn’t have taken the client’s money—I hadn’t actually exorcized the demon since it’d left on its own—but the way I saw it, I’d ruined a good shirt since demon drool stained worse than cooking grease. That had to count for something, right? And I had chased it away, after all…
Digging into my pocket, I pulled out my cell to flip the sound back on. When I unlocked it, I saw there were five new texts and two missed calls. All from Garrett.
Fan-frigging-tastic.
Chapter Fifteen
“Where were you this morning?” Garrett came up behind me as the lunch bell rang. “I was late waiting for you.” He stared at the stain on my shirt. “What happened?”
I slammed the door of my locker. “I told you I probably wasn’t going to make it. And why would you wait for me?”
Glaring at Lukas, he said, “I see you still have your shadow.”
Shadow? Since when did Garrett give a damn who I hung with?
He shrugged and stuffed both hands into his pockets. “Whatever. Can we get a few minutes of stalker-free time? I need to talk to you.”
“Right now?”
“Yes. Right now.”
Five minutes wouldn’t hurt, right? What could possibly happen in five teeny tiny minutes? I turned to Lukas. “You remember where we sat yesterday?”
He nodded once, but never took his eyes from Garrett. Garrett, in turn, glared at him.
“Mind giving us a sec? I’ll meet you in there.”
The second bell rang as Lukas reluctantly headed for the cafeteria. I waited for him to disappear around the corner before turning to Garrett and asking, “Okay, what’s the emerg—”
Without warning, he zoomed in and pressed his lips against mine. I did my best not to gag at the taste of Newports and orange soda, and pushed him away immediately.
“—ency…” I finished, blinking. “What the hell was that?”
A sly smile—the Garrett Girl Charmer, it had been famously dubbed around school. “A kiss.”
“Obviously, but why did it land on my lips?”
“That’s what I need to talk to you about. Us.”
This was not happening. “What are you talking about? We’re not even friends!”
“I think we’d be good together.” He leaned in again, breath tickling my cheek. “I want you to be with me.”