— That is so disgusting.
— It’s sick. It’s like—sick.
— She is beyond slutdom.
— The d.p. queen.
— She needs an exorcist.
— And like, the DJs are saying — one of them’s saying, like, “Montana, I was jacking off to one of your movies this morning”—
— Oh my God, he said that? On the radio?
— It’s satellite.
— You can say anything on satellite.
— O my god.
— He like just totally says “I was jacking off to one of your movies but like I kept seeing your dad’s face cause you really kinda look like him”—
— Oh my God.
— Hahahahahahahaha!
— ahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahah—
— So what did she say?
— She said she was proud of her new “feature,” that’s what she called it, a feature film—
— That is so, so sad. .
— Sick.
— They ask her about the feature and she says she does everything in it, you know, facials, anal, she even squirts—
— What is squirting?!?!!!
— You know how like some girls can gush when they cum.
— Rikki showed me this compilation—have you seen that?
— Where would I have seen that?!?!
— I don’t know, maybe he showed you.
— You should just ask him!
— But I — do you mean water squirts when they cum?
— Water, whatever.
— Diet Squirt.
— Rikki said Louie told him that he had a girlfriend once who could squirt, like the shit that came out was hot, like hot water, & they had to always have like two big towels next to him when they fucked, & sometimes before they even finished the towels would be soaked—
— Oh my God. .
— That is beyond disgusting.
— Like Yellowstone.
— Thar… she—
— Blowwwwwwwwwwwws!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
— ahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahah
— Old Faithful. .
— Right, the geyser — what do they—
— You know that actress Thora Birch?
— Is she in True Blood?
— No. That’s Anna Paquin.
— I love True Blood.
— Anna Paquin?
— Oh my God, you are so stoned, just shut the fuck up. Thora Birch was in American Beauty.
— I didn’t see that. I know of it but I haven’t seen it.
— Get your Netflix game on, biatch. We watched it on Raymundo’s iPad. Anyway, her parents are total pornstars.
— Her parents? Really?
— Yeah, I think her mom was in Deep Throat.
— I’m looking her up on Wickedpedia—
— They should adopt Chocolate Chippy D!
— Totally! She’s probably their real kid…
— It should have been Thora Fishburne—
— Switched at birth!
— ahahahahahahahahahaah—
— O my God, you won’t believe this—
— She’s too white to be his daughter.
— What?
— It says she went to New Roads.
— Are you kidding?!?!
— Who did.
— Thora.
— I think it’s so trippy when you can have a black father and still look totally white if your mom’s white. I saw a picture of Drake’s mom—
— Thora Birch’s parents totally need to adopt Chippy D!
–look. See? He’s a Jew.
— That’s Drake’s mom? She’s so totally a blond!
— President Obama’s mom is totally white like that.
— Are they still seriously porned out? Thora’s mom & dad?
— I don’t think they like perform anymore, they just manage her. Her dad does. Her career.
— If she has one.
— See if she’s on twitter.
— Are you sure she is not in True Blood?
— O my God, you’re serious! You are so stoned!
— No one can be managed by their parents. Well maybe when you’re really young but then it gets fucked up. They like snap to the fact that their parents are totally trying to control them or steal their money. They wind up having to sue.
— I would love to sue my parents.
— ReeRee, when are you going to tell your mom you’re pregnant?
— When I start to show. I have like this whole plan.
— Like how you’re going to tell her?
— I’m supposed to get all this money when I’m 18? From when I was a model in all of her photographs? She’s been like setting aside money for me, and putting it in a trust? She said I deserved to have some of the money.
— That is so cool of her.
— Your mom is so kewl.
— I mean, do you know, did she say how much? How much you’re going to have?
— I think around like $200,000—
— whoa whoa whoa—
— but that was like 4 years ago. So there’s probably interest…
— Reeyonna, that is so much money.
— I’m not supposed to get it til I turn 18, but I’m going to ask her to give it to me earlier.
— What are you going to do with it?
— Buy a house. Like a little cottage in Silverlake or the Hollywood hills.
— Like a bungalow?
— O my God, I love that.
— I just think you need a house if you’re going to start a family. Rikki and I need to live together, he needs to feel like the man of the house. You know, not a boy who doesn’t have any responsibilities.
— Do you think she’ll give it to you? Early? Your mom?
— It’s my money. I’ll fucking sue her if she doesn’t!
— Hahahahahahahahaha!
— Sue the bitch.
— Beeyotch.
— She’s a MILS—Mom I’d Like to Sue.
— ahahahahahahahahahahahahah—
— TMZ said Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart made like $30 million last year each—
— Yeah but Taylor Swift — no, Taylor Lautner made, like, 50 million.
— Who said?
— Dlisted. And TMZ too.
— Johnny Depp made 125.
— Thousand?
— Million, you spaz.
— O. My. God.
— You are spastic. In Touch said that works out to like 40,000 an hour for a whole year, 24-hours around the clock!
— O my God.
— That is so crazy. Then Jennifer Lawrence is probably a billionaire!
— No, the internet said she got totally fucked, she’s only making like a million dollars for like the first three.