Jerzy watched free, shorter versions of the auditions; you could view the unedited original if you paid to join, but he made a habit of never paying for sexsites. He got close to paypal/ing tho, with backroomcasting. No shit. He tweaked on it for days, & from everything he’d read on the internet & the feeling he got from having watched so many of them he fully believed 1000 % the shit was for real. No way could these lame chicks be acting, you’d need to be Meryl Streep. Plus the guy’s face was always fuzzed out, which Jerzy felt was too subtle a game to be running, whoever was behind the site would have to be, like, “These are fake but to make people think they aren’t, let’s take the time/expense to fuzz out Ed’s face in every single frame.” Like why would they even give a shit if you didn’t believe they were real? They probably liked to keep em guessing, better for biz.
Jerzy clicked on another one. A superMILF redhead. Before you see her come in, the camera in the office shows the scammer already on his cellphone telling an associate he’s about to interview a soccer mom, he tells his friend that he went on facebook & she’s definitely a fuckin soccer mom who’s into her children & her marriage, the guy’s almost breathless, Jerzy never saw him excited like this before in any of the other videos. The office phone rings & it’s the mom & the guy hangs up his cell & gives her directions how to find him, which walkways and whatever, because it’s a business park. The mom comes in & she’s a total fox. He asks if she told any of her friends where she was going & she laughs and says no, she told them she was going to the mall. He asks why she came and she said sometimes she got tired of soccer mom life & wanted to explore “the naughty side.” The guy goes thru all the bullshit, the take your clothes off & bend over, the now-I-want-you-to-suck-my-cock, & BAM he’s fucking soccermilf — a ceiling camera shows him pulling out and coming, he was only in there about 20 seconds, a premature ejack. In case you missed it, the producers drew a red PowerPoint circle around fearless leader’s dick (and cum, now Elmer’d on her lower back) then wrote an OOPS!!! above the circle, with little arrows pointing to the cum. The guy kept fucking soccermilf anyway, but Jerzy thought there probably was some editing there. Had to be.
He didn’t have any meth so he ate 3 orange sweet-tasting addies, did a little coke, & masturbated to the casting sessions (a school friend of Rikki’s texted him that a guy who helped recruit chicks for the castingcouch just got busted for kiddie porn. Plus the friend texted that the internet said the guy with the fuzzed out face had major Herpes), sampling/toggling between Related Videos til 4AM. Then he snorted some of Tom-Tom’s H, nodding out in front of the castingporn til the alarm woke him: Shade 45, slowly getting louder til it twitched his consciousness:
I just wanna talk, and conversate
Cause I usually just stalk you and masturbate
And I finally got the courage to ask you on a date
So just say yes, let the future fall into place… CUNT.
CLEAN [Jacquie & Reeyonna]
MILF-to-be
“I
didn’t see you on the couch!”
“What is that? Is that a nametag?”
“O! Yeah—”
“O my God, it says Sears. Did you get a job at Sears?!?!”
“Yes, I did.”
“O my god! Mom, are that bad?”
“It’s — I’m doing it for work. For my work.”
“Doing what?”
“I had this funny idea. For some images — photographs. Then it got less & less funny and more just interesting.”
“What!”
“Well, Sears has a portrait studio. Whole families come in.”
“O my god, it’s getting worse—”
“You’ll get a prom queen, or newlyweds, or new moms bringing in their babies…”
“So, like, you were like an art photographer, & now you’re taking pictures of families at Sears?!”
“I am & I’m not. And don’t be such a snob. I don’t really know yet. But I think I can make art — there’s art in there. I just need to find it.”
“So you’re like going to have an exhibition of the family portraits or whatever that you take at Sears? Sears won’t even let you, they would totally own them.”
“I don’t know what I’m doing, Jerilynn. I’m just following my nose. Going by my lights.”
Jerilynn/Reeyonna softened.
“I guess I kind of get it.”
“All I know is that I’m excited about something. For the 1st time in I don’t know how long.”
“Then that’s cool. I’m happy for you, Mom.”
“Thank you, honey.”
“I just hope none of my friends see you.”
“They won’t, unless they’re in Valencia.”
“Mom, can I talk to you about something?”
“What is it?”
“Uhm. I don’t know how to — this is really weird.”
“Sweetie, what is it?”
Reeyonna/Jerilynn stiffened.
“I’m gunna have a baby.”
“No.”
“I am. I’m almost three months pregnant.”
“You are? O Jerilynn—”
“I didn’t tell you — I haven’t really told anyone—because I was afraid I’d get talked out of having it.”
“Do you know who the father is?”
“Of course I know, oh my god I am not a slut.”
“Jerilynn, is it Rikki?”
“No, it’s the football team.”
“Don’t fuck with me, Jerilynn! GODDAMMIT, don’t fuck with me on this, you’re not in the position to fuck with me!”
“All RIGHT. O-KAY. I’m SORRY. I’m SO SO SORRY—”
“Don’t cry. Please don’t cry. I didn’t mean to yell.”
“I am NOT CRYING! God!”
“O Jesus. Shit. I’m sorry, honey.”
“You’re so MEAN. I don’t want you to be MEAN to me!”