“Like I do now?”
“That’s right, Rikki.”
“O like I do now. & who am I supposed to be fucking?”
“Who? Who are you fucking? Should we start with Tom-Tom? Cause I don’t even know where to go after that.”
“I’m not fucking Tom-Tom.”
“Lowlife snaky bitch who thinks it’s cool to fuck my old man? Fucking grenade.”
“I’m not fucking Tom-Tom.”
“Rikki, don’t even. What’d you guys do, make a porn tape while you were making the audition tape? Is that what you did, you made a little porn tape too? & does my brother know? Does my brother know his dyke grenade girlfriend is fucking the father of his sister’s child? Rikki, you know you fucking make me sick.”
“He’s not even your full brother.”
“Fuck you, Rikki—”
“& she’s not even his girlfriend——”
“I know, she’s YOURS!”
“ReeRee, come on. . . . . . . . .”
“My brother’s probably happy cause he probably can’t fuck anyway.”
“Nobody’s fucking anyone, OK? You’re paranoid. You’re spending too much time in your room.”
“O! Right! Because she fucking banned me from the rest of the house! And don’t tell me you’re not fucking the skank.”
“There’s nothing happening like that.”
“Then whose blood was that on your dick two days ago?”
“Blood on my dick? I didn’t have blood on my dick—”
“O! So sorry! I didn’t mean to offend. Because from that look on your face, it’s like, O! I said something to really insult you!”
“You’re tripping, Reeyonna.”
“Maybe it wasn’t her blood. Maybe it was her shit. Maybe it’s just grenade shit——”
“Man you’re talking crazy.”
“You haven’t even seen crazy.”
“You know she’s a dyke.”
“O yeah! I forgot! She’s a dyke! That’s why she’s been fucking my brother for like 14 years! But maybe he has a pussy, maybe he’s just a big pussy! I gotta give you the benefit of the doubt, right? Have you ever seen my brother’s pussy?”
[He shakes his head, pissed/loaded]
“Skanksnake is bi. She’s a bi-sexual bi-polar CUNT.”
“And if I get the part in the movie, you’re gunna have to kiss her ass.”
“No, that would be you.”
“Cause I couldn’t have done any of that audition shit. I wouldn’t be going down there tomorrow. She really helped me.”
“Helped you get a disease maybe.”
“Reeyonna, you know what? Fuck it. Whatever.”
“Whatever? Whatever? You have no sensitivity to my feelings! You are so mean to me—”
“Come one Ree, don’t cry. Come on now—”
“You better wear a condom when we fuck.”
“Whatever.”
“Whatever? Whatever you fucking PIG I fucking HATE you!”
“Don’t be throwing shit at me—”
“Aren’t you even attracted to me anymore? [she went to Macy’s & bought a limited edition Karl Lagerfeld Impulse dress, she bought it in a bigger size so her stomach would fit, & took in the rest by sewing by hand, he didn’t even say anything, how nice she looked, she did up her hair too] You’d rather fuck a 35-year-old?”
“She’s 31.”
“O my God, you’re defending her——”
“I’m not defending her, Reeyonna. I’m not fuckin her either.”
“Why don’t we do it, we don’t even do it anymore.”
“I told you it’s hard with your stomach getting big like that. Cause when I start I feel like man I can’t put that in you cause it’s all like ooh whoa shit I’m gunna hurt the baby! I know it won’t but it’s still in my head.”
“Well try to get over it.”
“I know. I will. I’m sorry.”
“You are?”
“Yeah.”
“You still love me?”
“Yeah. Hell yeah. You’re gunna be the mother of my child.”
“Not that way, the other way. Do you still love me the other way? Like do you still want to fuck me?”
“Yeah.”
“Then say it.”
“I love you the other way.”
“You still want to fuck me?”
“Yeah.”
“But do you love it, do you still love it?”
“Yeah I do.”
“What do you love. Tell me what you love.”
“To fuck you. I love to fuck you.”
“Then why don’t you. Why don’t you fuck me.”
“Like when like now?”
“Come on come on come on & FUCK me. Don’t you want to make me come & suck my milk? I’ll make you come so hard.”
“Go in the bedroom, Ima get some weed.”
“Where.”
“From Jerzy.”
“Is he home?”
“From his stash. He said it was OK.”
“Not the joints that are dusted.”
“You know I’m not down with KJ.”
“It could hurt the baby. If he has roxys, can you bring me?”
“Are u even supposed to be doin that shit? Roxys n shit?”
“The doctor said they’re cool. & I went online & there’s a whole list of painkillers that are OK if you’re pregnant.”
“I’ll look for em.”
“Then you’ll come back & fuck me?”
“Yeah.”
“Wait — tell me what you’re gunna do when you come back.”
“Gunna fuck you. Ima gunna be all over you.”
“Who you gunna come back & fuck?”
“You.”
“Reeyonna.”
“Reeyonna. Ima come back & fuck Reeyonna.”
“Where are you gunna fuck her? Where on her body. . . .”
“Ima fuck her pussy. Ima fuck her mouth & her ass. Ima fuck that baby out of you, bitch.”
“You know I’m gunna let you, Rikki.”
“Then you know I’m gunna be there. I’m gunna be there doin it to it.”
“Ooh I really miss it Rikki. Ooh Rikki Ima gunna make you feel so goooooodddddd. . . . . . ”
“Then let me go ’n get that weed, girl. He got some Viagra & cialis & shit too, Ima wanna smoke a while & let all that shit hit me so I can get over it, you know help me to get over stickin my dick in & pokin that baby in the eyeball. Ima smoke a little weed & you can suck my dick.”
“Our baby’s gunna be really happy you dropped in.”
“Ree, come on now, don’t say that shit!!!!!!!!!”
“Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“Now you’re gunna make me all neurotic——”
“Go on & get that weed, Mr. Neurotica. And dont forget the Viagra. And dont forget the Roxys.”
CLEAN [Jacquie & Reeyonna]
Celebrity Miscarriages