He was so angry I thought he would burst a blood vessel. Instead he shouted to his guards, ‘Get the lid up! Get it up, I say! Then help me put this murderous pair of villains inside and see how they like it!’
It was no use telling him the strongbox was locked and its key at the Saepta Julia. He ordered his men to open it by any means; they started violently rocking it from side to side on its short charred legs. Our porters tried protesting, but to no avail.
A leg gave way. The men only pushed harder. The strongbox toppled over on to its back. Either the lock broke or it had been unfastened; the lid crashed open, flat on the ground. Something fell out.
Everyone jumped back. Shocked silence fell.
‘Titan’s tripes!’ commented one of the vigiles. ‘We’ve got a dead body.’
Correction, trusty man of law: we had another one.
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First a man’s bare arm flopped out. The rest of him jerkily followed, eerily affected by rigor. He lurched out, landing face down.
The vigiles shoved everyone back. He had to be dead. We could see that. One of the vigiles touched his neck to make sure, a routine gesture. ‘He’s cold.’
They rolled him face up. People craned to look. I pushed in myself, in case I recognised this one. I did. He was thin and lanky, wearing a beige tunic, with heavy acne scars. It was the missing agent, Niger.
His wife gasped, then fainted clean away.
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Manlius Faustus took charge. You might think the candidates would want to stay and watch him, but when did men standing for office learn about their coming job? They were the quickest to leave. Other members of the public also vanished, not wanting to be involved in trouble. Faustus was stuck on his own.
The vigiles decided not to scarper while a magistrate was watching. Faustus instructed them to inspect the body for evidence of foul play. They peered at Niger, tweaked up sleeves and tunic hems, then announced that the dead man showed classic signs of having been beaten, shortly before death. This corpse was less than a day old. Faustus pronounced it murder.
The Callistus brothers forged a path through curious onlookers to inspect the remains of their former agent. Faustus asked them to identify him formally. Niger’s wife came round from her faint; she indignantly claimed that task as hers, encouraged by the greaseball who was acting as her agent. So Faustus let them all do it, while he made notes.
He asked the Callistus brothers why they had ended up on bad terms with Niger; neither would answer. He told them to go home and await a visit, advising them to come up with a satisfactory story before they found themselves suspects.
Niger’s wife’s agent planted himself alongside her. He must be thinking of that well-mopped first-storey apartment, not to mention the savings that Niger, like any careful freelance, would have stored up. Soon this man would be ‘helping’ his client deal with the funeral, after which he would probably console the dazed widow right into a new marriage …
I suggested we send for Fundanus. I assured the wife he would be reverent. With a deserving widow he might be. That way, too, he would pass on to me any useful information. I wanted to know what links there were between the two strongbox incarcerations. There was no way now I would abandon my enquiries into the first death.
Faustus tried to interrogate the weeping wife. He asked if Niger had had enemies, but she only wanted to protest that he was loved by everyone, especially all his wonderful, generous clients. She did say that the Callistus brothers had employed him quite recently, not simply to bid at the auction but, before that, for some errand to the countryside. Whatever rural task he had carried out had made his clients unhappy, she did not know why.
She sobbed that last night Niger had never come home. It was unusual behaviour, so the troubled wife was not entirely surprised to find he was dead.
I slipped off for a muttered consultation with Gornia. ‘You know what I’m going to ask you. If we had that strongbox locked up and under guard all night, Gornia, how the hell did some villain open the lid and drop Niger into it?’
As I feared: last night our staff had sneaked off to have dinner. They had asked the Porticus nightwatchmen to keep an eye on things ‘just for an hour’. I knew what that meant. ‘So the porticus guards agreed, but mooched off and left our stuff unattended?’
They must have, Gornia conceded.
‘For hours?’
Gornia looked despondent.
‘Was anything taken?’
‘No of course not, Albia. The porticus is locked up after sundown.’
‘People can get in. It’s a notorious place for assignations.’
‘Lovers are too busy to steal things.’
‘Though, oddly enough, not too busy to leave dead bodies behind!’
‘Oh, go on, Flavia Albia. Don’t beat me up about it – I’m an old man.’
We inspected the strongbox lock and found jemmy marks, shiny new skids across the old metalwork. Someone had forced the lock. They dumped Niger inside and dropped the lid again.
Faustus had noticed us talking and come over. I suggested, ‘Whoever did this, Aedile, must have realised the chest was to be auctioned again. The body would be found. Are Niger’s killers sending a message to the Callisti?’
Being Faustus, he thought about that in silence.
‘What message?’ asked Gornia. When nobody answered, he changed the subject tetchily. ‘So what am I supposed to do about this bloody chest?’
Faustus stepped over Niger’s body and peered inside it. This time he was definite. ‘There are no clues. Nothing inside. Time to put an end to this fiasco. I order you to burn it. If the Callisti complain, tell them to see me. Destroy it as soon as possible, please.’
Gornia overcame conflicting emotions regarding the fee we would have gained from selling the strongbox and his loathing of it; he agreed. From the sly wink he gave me while pulling at the broken lock, I knew he would first remove all the ironwork; there was money in that.
Fundanus arrived, sooner than expected. He had a nose for untimely death. Negotiations were swiftly concluded with the widow, via her agent, then the corpse was taken up and carried off. Niger’s wife went home, escorted by her increasingly persistent agent.
Fundanus himself stuck around. Uncertain of Faustus, he took me aside. ‘Would it be of interest if I told you I have seen that cove before?’
‘It certainly would, Fundanus! When?’
‘It was the day we torched that other stiff we scooped out. The second fellow turned up and asked for a viewing. He was just in time. An hour later, I had the pyre burning up nicely. According to him, it could be somebody he knew.’
‘You showed him the corpse?’ That was Faustus, not easily deluded. An aedile had to stop illegal gambling; Faustus had learned to spot surreptitious goings-on.
‘I hope I did not do wrong, sir,’ whined Fundanus, humbly.
‘Get on with your story.’
‘Of course, sir.’ This was a new, creepy side of the bombastic undertaker. I preferred him when he was sounding off. ‘Well, he took a peek, though not for long because, as Flavia Albia can corroborate, number one was in a, let us say, significantly poor condition.’
‘Rotting?’
‘Somewhat liquid, sir. We did our best on him but …’ Fundanus shook his head mournfully. ‘It really was as well we were ready to pyre him up.’
‘Did Niger put a name to number one?’ I coaxed, controlling my impatience.
‘Sadly, no. He stated that he must have been mistaken, this was nobody he knew. Then he hopped out of it, covering his nose. From evidence subsequently discovered, he threw up in the street outside.’
‘I can manage without that detail,’ muttered Faustus, at his most dour.