The phone was ringing again.
“Hello,” I whispered.
“Deb? It’s Bertha, Bertha Renoir.”
“Hey, Bertha,” I said, feeling real pleasure at hearing her voice. “It’s been so long, girl.”
“Uh-huh, it sure has. Lana called and told me about Theon. That’s a shame. I’m so sorry for your loss.”
“Thank you. I guess he went out the way he would have wanted, though.”
“At least he didn’t take you with him.”
I was remembering how blunt and straightforward Bertha was. That was a real help in movie makeup; subtlety did not show up on digital shots.
“I’d love to get together with you and talk, B, if you have the time.”
“That’s what Lana said. I’m up north of Malibu on a surfing movie shoot. You could come up anytime today.”
She gave me the directions and I scribbled them down below my notes about death.
I was on my way to Malibu when the red phone rang again. “Hello?” I said into the multidirectional car microphone.
“Hey... It’s me.”
“Hey, Rash. I’m sorry I haven’t called you, hon. You wouldn’t believe the things been going on.”
“Oh, um, well, yeah... I know that you’re a very busy woman. I guess I just wanted to know...”
“It’s okay, honey. I wanted to call but I really couldn’t. This funeral thing has been a bitch, and I had to deal with that guy Coco.”
“Did you work it out?”
“Will you come to the funeral? It’s gonna be Saturday at two forty-five at Day’s Rest Cemetery.”
“I didn’t know your husband.”
“You’ll be there for me.”
After a long silence he said, “Okay. All right. I’ll be there.”
“There’s another call,” I said, looking at the monitor above the rearview mirror. “I’ll talk to you later.
“Hello?” I said, after disconnecting Rash by answering the next call.
“Hi, Sandy,” Delilah Peel, my stepsister, said.
“Hey, Deihl. How you doin’?”
“You wanna come by tonight, hon? I think Edison expects to see you.”
The sensual feeling of suicide flitted through my mind and body. I wondered why.
“How you feelin’ ’bout all this, Deihl?”
“He’s your son.”
“But you raised him. You been there for all his first days and bruised knees. When he wakes up scared in the middle’a the night you the one, the one he calls to.”
“He asks God to bless you in his prayers every night.”
“But you the one sits there when he gets down on his knees.”
“A boy needs his mama, Sand; you know I will not stand in the way’a that.”
“I’ll come by tonight. I’ll be there.”
The rest of the ride I felt a thrumming in my body. The idea of ending my life increased with the passing minutes. I had thought I’d left that feeling in the Malibu mountains, but as I returned to that enclave of wealth and beauty the yearning for release returned.
The movie, Surf’s Inn, was being shot on the beach a mile or so north of Sunset. Seeing the small production sign, and the row of trailers, I pulled in.
“I’m sorry, miss,” a young white man with reddened skin and bulging biceps told me. “This is a closed set.”
“My name’s Deb,” I said, “and I’m here to see Bertha Renoir.”
The young man frowned. There must have been a few of the younger Hollywood lions on the set. That meant there were all kinds of fans and paparazzi trying to get in.
“Deb who?”
“Dare.”
There was a moment of stunned realization in the young man’s eyes. He had seen me in action before: my shaved pussy and swollen clit. He’d stared at my perfect-looking breasts and listened to thousands of my sighs feigning pleasure. He looked at my short hair and almost asked a question but then got on his walkie-talkie. He moved away from my car but I could see by his shoulder movements that he was arguing with someone.
Finally he turned back to me and said, “Go to the pink trailer on the right-hand side.”
“I know which one it is.”
Bertha’s trademark was the pink trailer that looked like it just pulled out of a fifties campsite somewhere in America’s heartland. Inside that mobile space she had clothes and wigs, every shade of makeup imaginable, and accessories from feather boas to leather bow ties.
“Hey, Deb.” Bertha was chubby and beautiful, probably in her fifties but she looked ten years younger. Her skin was delicate and pale.
“B,” I said.
“Come on in and sit down.”
On her makeup chair sat a barely legal white girl wearing only a bikini thong bottom. While we talked Bertha was covering the girl’s body with various forms of creams and powders.
“I’m so sorry to hear about Theon,” Bertha said.
“Yeah. Thanks, hon.”
“It’s a hard trade,” Bertha said. “That’s why I got out of it. Too many people died and too few mattered.
“Jo-Jo at the front gate was tryin’ to tell me that it wasn’t really you. He thought that because you didn’t have long white hair and a tattoo that it couldn’t be. Nice job on the makeup over the stain.
“Okay, Juanita,” she said, slapping the bikini actress’s ass. “You can go out and frolic with your friends.”
Juanita giggled and got up. She was short and thin, except for her butt.
“Miss Dare,” she said from the doorway. “It... it’s a real honor meeting you.”
She tittered again and skipped out into the sunshine.
Bertha put a sign on her door and closed it.
“I worked past my break waitin’ for you to come, hon,” she said. “So we have some time.”
She sat me in her client’s chair and placed her stool across from me. She didn’t offer me anything to drink, not because she was rude but because Bertha lived a life where you asked for what you needed or else you went without.
“I see you’re married,” I said, referring to the rose gold band on the wedding finger.
“His name is Tommy Blueblood.”
“You’re kidding.”
“Uh-uh, real name. I’m Bertha Blueblood now.”
“What does he do?”
“He makes jewelry from semiprecious stones that he polishes himself. It’s really very cool and he’s a great guy.”
“I’m happy for you,” I said, trying to find the feeling those words expressed.
“How you holdin’ up?” the makeup artist asked.
“I don’t know,” I said truthfully. “I mean, I don’t feel bad or anything. I cried once and everything’s different now. I quit the business. And even though everything seems fine I think about killing myself when there’s nothing else going on.”
“Are you taking something for that?”
I smiled to think that there might be an antisuicide pill in the world.
“I’m seein’ a shrink.”
“That’s good,” the chubby woman said with a nod. “You know there’s no reason for somebody to take their life away. Uh-uh.”
“You know, B, I came here to have you do something for the funeral.”
“I already gave that Dardanelle my credit card, baby. I gave him a hundred and fifty dollars.”
“Are you coming?”
“Oh yeah. Me and Tommy will be there. He’s never met my old crowd and says he wants to.”
“Do you think you can come early and bring me some stuff?”
“What do you need?”
Bertha walked me out of the pink trailer and went with me toward my car.
“Bertha,” a young man called.
He was wearing a yellow Hawaiian shirt and khaki cutoffs. A thirtysomething white man, he was handsome in a rugged sort of way. He looked familiar.
“Hey, Johnny,” Bertha said in a tone that let me know that he was important. “This is my friend — Deb.”