After Galina left, Joanna lay on the floor and curled her body around her daughter, as if to protect her from fatal harm.
THIRTY-SEVEN
From the outside it looked like a taxi garage. Dial-a-Taxi, it said in big yellow block letters.
Apparently not.
For one thing there were no taxis inside.
There were no taxi drivers.
There were dark hallways that seemed to lead nowhere. There was a big room with faint oil stains on the floor. Maybe it had been a taxi garage once, but not now.
This was where the bird-watcher took him.
He’d been escorted down his apartment stairway with the bird-watcher’s hand on his arm, then bundled into a car with gray-tinted windows and driven outside the city by a faceless chauffeur. Queens, Paul thought—that vast unknown that Manhattanites traversed on their way to the East End, only stopping for gas or the occasional Mets game.
“You don’t watch birds,” Paul said to him sometime during the ride.
“No,” the man said. “I watch other things.”
IT TOOK PAUL A WHILE TO UNDERSTAND THAT HE WAS BEING interrogated.
They were asking questions and it seemed as if he was answering them. Yes, there were two of them. After a while he noticed that one of the men always stayed out of sight and directly behind him—the two of them switching off like beach-volleyball players rotating between net and serve. He wondered if this was a tactic meant to scare him. One of them hiding behind him, doing God knows what. If so, he felt like telling them they needn’t bother—he was scared enough already.
When they got to the garage, the bird-watcher had slipped on a blue vinyl jacket. No, slipped on was too casual a description. He cloaked himself in it, like a Masters champion displaying the green jacket.
This jacket had DEA prominently displayed in white letters, each half a foot tall. Paul imagined that was so there’d be no mistaking who was bursting through the front door of some walk-up in Spanish Harlem. Apparently, the bird-watcher hadn’t felt the need to announce his affiliation when he’d burst into Paul’s Upper West Side co-op.
“Know what this spells, Paul?” the bird-watcher asked him.
“Yes,” Paul said. “Drug Enforcement Agency.”
“Wrong.”
“D . . . E . . .”
“Wrong.”
“I thought DEA is—”
“Wrong. This jacket spells Paul is fucked.”
Yes, Paul thought, okay. “Do I get to call a—?”
“You know why it spells that, Paul?” the bird-watcher interrupted him. “Can you guess?”
“No. Yes.”
“No. Yes. Which is it?”
“Excuse me. Can I call a lawyer?”
“Sure you can call a lawyer. How about Miles Goldstein? He’s a lawyer, isn’t he?”
Paul didn’t answer. The bird-watcher had shed his glasses, and with them any suggestion he was involved in the gentle and scholarly pursuit of ornithology.
I watch other things.
“Paul, I asked you a question. Perhaps you’re not familiar with the dynamics of DEA interrogation. That’s okay. I’ll explain. We ask. You answer. It’s pretty simple. So what do you say—we clear on this?”
Paul nodded.
“Great. Terrific. So what did I ask you before? Hey, Tom, you remember what I asked Paul?” He was addressing the man lurking behind him. Paul turned to peek, but immediately felt the man’s arm on his shoulder forcefully turning him back.
“You asked him if Miles Goldstein was a lawyer,” Tom said.
“Yes,” Paul answered. “He’s a lawyer.”
“Wrong,” the bird-watcher said.
“He’s an adoption—”
“Wrong.”
“We went to him because—”
“Wrong. Miles Goldstein is not a lawyer.”
Paul shrugged, stuttered—he felt like the dumb and picked-on student unable to divine the right answer.
“Miles Goldstein was a lawyer. Was. His brains are splattered all over his home office. But you know that, Paul. Do we have to review the dynamics of DEA interrogation again?”
“No.”
“No? Okay, Miles Goldstein was a lawyer. What else was Miles Goldstein? Besides a cocksucking Jew bastard. You think Jews have infiltrated the corridors of power, Paul? Do you think they’ve co-opted our foreign policy? Hijacked the banks, corrupted our corporations, polluted our bloodline? You think that, Paul?”
“No.”
“No? It’s okay, Paul—we’re just shooting the shit. You can tell me—some of your best friends are Jews, yada yada yada . . . but come on, you mean to tell me you don’t curse the Yids every time you open the paper? You think Osama picked Jew York because he hates the Yankees?”
“I don’t know.”
“Well, sure, you don’t know. But you can guess. You can have a sneaking suspicion. Come on, Pauclass="underline" Jews—yea or nay?”
“Nay,” Paul said, surrendering to peer pressure. He wanted the bird-watcher to smile at him, pat him on the back, hail-fellow-well-met. He wanted to get out of this garage and save his wife.
The blow to the back of his neck drove his face straight into the table. He came up sputtering blood.
“Paul. Paul . . .” The bird-watcher slowly shook his head, but the image became increasingly blurred—Paul’s eyes were tearing up. “I’m surprised at you. Tom is a Jew. You offended him deeply. Why would you want to go and insult Tom like that?”
Paul tried to tell him he didn’t mean it, he was just trying to be liked. He was in too much pain to speak. Initial numbness had given way to a searing and excruciating agony. Thick drops of blood were leaking onto the table.
“Try to avoid offending us from here on, Paul. Just a word of advice, okay? One friend to another. Me, I’m the calm type, but Tom’s been up on more brutality charges than the LAPD. Now, where we? What else was Miles Goldstein?”
He got Paul a tissue, then waited patiently until Paul cleared enough blood from his throat to answer.
“I don’t know,” Paul whispered. “He was a kind of drug dealer, I think.”
“Ya think?” The bird-watcher smiled, but it wasn’t the kind of smile Paul had been seeking. No.
“Yeah, Miles Goldstein was a drug dealer. You’re right. Absolutely. Who did the dirty work for him? Who were his couriers?”
Me.
Paul said, “Really. I want to call my lawyer.”
“Really. You really, really want to?”
“Yes.”
“No.”
“You haven’t . . . I’m supposed to get a call. You haven’t read me my rights.”
“There’s a reason for that, Paul.”
“What reason?”
“You don’t have any.”
“What?”
“See, we could read your rights to you, but you don’t have any rights. Where’ve you been? It’s Giuliani time.”
“I’m not a terrorist,” Paul said.
“No, Paul, you’re not a terrorist. You’re a mule. You’re a culero. You’re an up-the-ass FedEx package. We know what you are. But Goldstein was playing ball with those crafty little left-handers in Che Stadium. You know, FARC is a federally designated terrorist group. Yeah—they’re on the list—the one with Osama and Hezbollah. That’s why we supply Colombia with Special Ops nuts and really cool hardware. So if Goldstein was in business with terrorists and you were in business with Goldstein, well, that makes you . . . let me see, what does that make him, Tom?”