“Reason I’m sayin’ that,” he says, while you look away so he don’t think you a sissy. You notice the yellow Christmas lights clicking and burning off some balcony on his purple house. “Reason why is ’cause the man who was the peckerwood president of the Confederacy or some shit died in my house. My house, nigga. Ain’t that a trip? Wonder what that boy would think with the Red Hat crew all up in it?”
You nod and mumble you understand as you twist again into the hedge. When you look back up, the house is gone. Cash stumbles on and pulls the black do-rag from his bald head to wipe his armpits. He hands you a champagne bottle and it’s warm as piss. You don’t drink and he don’t notice.
“You made up your mind?” Cash asks.
You fold your arms inside each other. “I want three records. Want $500,000 up front.”
“That ain’t the way it work, kid.”
“Don’t try and jack me, Cash,” you say. You put some force behind his name. “You get that back in six months. And I want the house too. Want you to buy it outright from Teddy.”
“Thought you said it was yours.”
“You know what’s up. Don’t try to pull my dick.”
You want to be free of Teddy and Malcolm and that white dude Travers. You didn’t make Teddy’s play. Ain’t no reason to try and save his ass.
“You one hit, kid. ‘Signal 7’ ain’t comin’ round again.”
You bite the inside of your cheek and don’t take your eyes away.
“It’s better than bein’ dead,” he says.
“I ain’t afraid of you,” you say. “I can handle myself.”
You feel like you can’t breathe, like you in the green stomach of some dragon. The walls gettin’ close.
“You don’t need to be,” he says. He smiles, his teeth chrome. “Not of me.”
And he let that threat hang there and you know what he’s talkin’ about and suddenly a bunch of birds rush from under a stone. All the talk is making you feel light in the head. Kind of like smokin’ that first blunt.
You turn and try to find the street. Then Cash pats you on the head. You push his hand away but he’s two feet ahead of you.
Cash smiles and disappears. The scars on his back scorched and hard and seem to you like iron strips.
10
I tried for forty-five minutes to talk to a human at this super-conglomerate bank in the CDB about Teddy’s account. I held Teddy on the cell for most of the wait to get someone to release the information on the transfer. But after being shuffled around to, no lie, eight people, I was finally told by a vice-president returning from a very late lunch that this was now a police matter, and Teddy’s accounts were confidential, even to him.
The woman wore white makeup, making her almost look like a spooky clown with her dyed black hair, and her face cracked with the stress when she forced a smile on me. I just winked at her and pushed out onto Carondelet where I’d left Annie in the truck with the windows rolled down. I thought about letting her shit in their lobby but decided to take the higher road. Besides, even with all the account information in the world, I didn’t think I’d be able to decipher it. I’d need an accountant to work out the details.
Since it was a police matter and there was someone investigating, I knew I could get access to them through my old roommate at Tulane who was now a detective in homicide. I called Jay from the cell, got voice mail, and heard him give out his beeper number. I beeped him and five minutes later, as I was already headed down Canal toward Broad Street and police headquarters, he called back. A second afternoon shower hit my windshield and I turned on the wipers. Toward the end of Canal I could still see the sun shining.
“Detective Medeaux? I have information on the Fatty Arbuckle case of 1921.”
“Is that right?” he asked, a slight edge in his voice. “Oh yeah, I remember. Asphyxiation by farting.”
“I have some beans and rice that need to be questioned,” I said. My arm was hanging out the truck window and I had on sunglasses looking into the late-afternoon sun. It was almost four.
“You sure? I heard it was carne asada.”
“You ever work a homicide like that?”
“No, but when I was on patrol in the First District, I once saw a homeless dude humping a burrito.”
“Hey, it’s Nick.”
“No shit.”
“Listen, man. I need a big favor. You remember Teddy Paris?”
I told him the whole story in about thirty seconds. I asked him to make a call and put me in touch with whoever was in white-collar crime and was pushing the paper on the ALIAS con.
“Guy named Hiney.”
“Really.”
“Don’t make fun of him. He’s really sensitive about his name. Tries to pronounce it Hi-nay, like he’s fucking French or something.”
“What’s his deal?”
“He’s our Bunco guy, bra,” Jay said in his thick Irish Channel way. “Works all the hotel cons. Real pro, even if he is kind of a dick.”
“You’ll call?”
“When you want to come down?”
“I’ll be there in two minutes.”
“I’ll try,” he said. “If this Cash guy really wants Teddy bad, we can send someone over. Or why doesn’t he just hide out awhile?”
“Good questions,” I said. “But Teddy won’t have it. Says it’s all about rules he laid down.”
“That’s bullshit,” he said.
“Well, if something happens to Teddy, you won’t have to look far.”
I hung up. Five minutes later, I walked the steps to the gray concrete building down by the parish jail. The cell phone rang and Jay said to give my name to the officer at the front desk. “The Hiney is waiting for you.”
“Thought it was Hi-nay?”
“Fuck him. He’s an ass any way you say it.”
A FEW minutes later, Detective Hiney walked in – short dress sleeves and clipped black mustache – and asked me what I knew about these black shitbags in the Ninth Ward. I presumed he meant Teddy and Malcolm. Then the conversation with this guy somehow veered away from the theft of the $500,000 and into his theories on race. I drank a cold Barq’s root beer and watched his eye twitch.
He’d actually divided the blacks of New Orleans into different tribes, and according to him – as I was unaware he’d received a degree in sociology or history – most blacks were the same as they’d been in Africa.
I felt I’d wasted the drive over to Broad Street to his little cop office that he’d had decorated with Norman Rockwell prints and awards he’d received at law enforcement conventions.
“How do you know Medeaux?” he asked.
“He was my roommate in college.”
“He said you played ball. I don’t remember you, but some guys said they kicked you off the Saints. Heard you choked your coach on Monday Night Football.”
I shrugged. “My hands slipped.”
He watched my eyes as if he couldn’t tell if I was joking and gave a half grunt to stay on the safe side either way. I saw a tattoo of an anchor on his hairy forearm when he leaned forward and ran a stubby finger along some notes he’d made.
“Five hundred thousand,” he said, giving a low whistle. “What the hell is a fifteen-year-old gonna do with that kind of money but lose it?”
“He didn’t lose it.”
“He lost it,” he said. “Maybe it didn’t fall out of his pockets. Let’s just say if this kid had a second brain, it would be awful lonely.”
I nodded again, finished the Barq’s, and threw it into a trash can. I watched his face as he spoke. He had to be in his midforties but his skin was worn and sallow. Crumbs caught in his mustache and his breath smelled of wintergreen gum. He kept chewing as he leaned back in his seat and studied me.
“Who in New Orleans has the balls to follow through with that act at Lee Circle?” I asked. “These guys were good.”
“From what you told me, they were all right,” he said. “So you wanna know how many con men in New Orleans would work that game. Maybe fifty? A hundred? Bra, I been workin’ Bunco since ’83. I know a lot of these people. But you got to realize if you hit some kid up for that much, you’re gonna retire. How many scores you think people make like that?”