ALIAS wasn’t listening to me. He’d busied himself by flipping through some blues CDs in my toolbox as we headed to the office where he’d had most of his business meetings. “Who the fuck is Super Chikan?”
“A guy I once got drunk with in Clarksdale. Can make his guitar talk like a chicken.”
“Man, that’s country-ass.”
More and more abandoned brick warehouses sported new rental and sale signs for the district. One showed a mural on an old cotton warehouse advertising white couples playing tennis, swimming, and drinking foaming coffees.
“How did you meet this guy?” I asked again.
“Through this woman I knew,” ALIAS said. He’d moved from the blues CDs to a cardboard box holding articles on Guitar Slim. I watched in the rearview as he scanned the articles and moved his lips.
“Who was she?”
“She came up to me when we was at Atlanta Nites,” he said. “Don’t remember her name. But man, she was fine.”
“That doesn’t help much.”
“She just gave me his card and was sayin’ that he worked with Mystikal and shit.”
“Where did you first meet him?”
“At my lake house. Dude just knock on the door like we old friends. Knew my name. Started to talkin’ to me right off about my Bentley. Knew all about my ride.”
“Who else was there?”
“That fine-ass woman.”
“You know anything else about her?”
“She smelled real nice.”
“Stinky ones don’t get much work.”
I downshifted, rain against my windshield, and saw a parking spot by the Circle Bar. The bar made me think of cigarettes and Dixies and Jack Daniel’s and me about five years ago.
Robert E. Lee stood tall on his pillar at Lee Circle, where streetcars made wide turns around its grassy mound and headed uptown.
I reached across ALIAS and into my dash for a pack of Bazooka.
I offered him a piece.
“What’s that shit?”
“Gum. You chew it. Brings enjoyment.”
“Man, that shit looks old as hell.”
“I will have you know that Bazooka is the finest damned gum ever known to man. All other bubble gum tastes like rubber paste. And they have comics inside. Brilliant.”
He looked at me and flashed a gold grin.
“What did he look like?” I asked.
“Kind of bald but kept his hair real tight. Like shaved so no one would notice. White.”
“You said that.”
“Well, he kind of dark for a white dude. Nose kind of big.”
“I’d ask how he dressed but it doesn’t matter,” I said. “Anything different about him? Moles? A tattoo?”
“Naw, man. He did have this weird shit about his ears,” he said, and rubbed the cartilage in his ears. “Like he got shit stuck up in it.”
“You mean like cauliflower ear?”
“Yeah, sumshit like that.”
We stopped at this three-story tan brick building on the Circle and got out. Most of the windows were open and we could hear a construction crew with their drills and hammers blaring Tejano music from small radios while they worked. We walked right into the first floor. It was gutted and open with exposed metal support beams. Even with the air flushing through the open space, it smelled of hot wood and oil from their tools and lifts.
No one was on the floor.
“Where were they?” I asked.
“Second floor.”
Upstairs, we found the office. Two Mexican workers were inside cleaning up a mess left by Sheetrock hangers. They swept the floor in their hard hats, T-shirts bulging with cigarette packs. They didn’t even look up at us as we walked over the stained plywood floor. I watched ALIAS taking it all in.
“Tell me what you remember.”
“They had a secretary. Every time I come in, she’d make me sit there awhile and read magazines till Mr. Thompson was ready.”
“Did Mr. Thompson have a first name?”
“Jim. He acted like we was friends.”
“How’d you get here?”
“Drove.”
“By yourself?”
He nodded.
“Anyone know about this besides you?”
“Naw.”
He walked over to a window where you could see the statue of Lee on his pillar. A streetcar lapped him. Clanking bell. Gears changing. You could only see the back of Lee.
“What’d they promise you, kid?”
“ALIAS.”
“What’s your real name?”
“Tavarius.”
“I like that better.”
“Whatever.”
I smiled.
“I got a business card they gave me.”
I shook my head. “Won’t do any good. Were any of these construction crews here when you came in?”
“No.”
“Didn’t see anyone else in this building except Mr. Thompson and this secretary? Who was she?”
“I don’t know. She was just always runnin’ around and answering phones and interruptin’ his meeting with calls from Britney Spears and shit,” he said, dropping his head.
“So how did it work?” I found a huge paint bucket to sit on and nodded to its mate by the window. He seemed pretty embarrassed. He prided himself on being smart and quick-witted. It was his job. He was a rapper.
Basically, this guy said he represented a ton of celebrities and boasted a long list of phony clients that included everyone from B. B. King to the Nevilles. He even had eight-by-ten photos of clients hanging above the secretary’s desk both times ALIAS visited the office. Once for the hook. The second was the yank.
He told ALIAS long stories about his clients losing millions to their record companies – a common and unfortunately all-too-often-true tale of the recording business – and that he wanted to protect him. He said his group – ATU, or Artists Trust Union – would handle the major balance of ALIAS’s earnings that up until that point had been kept in a trust fund because he was a minor. The guy spun wild tales about potential earnings and even hooked ALIAS real good about being able to invest in a private island in the Caribbean. This all sounded like complete 101 con horseshit to me, but then again, I’m not fifteen years old. He exploited every facet of ALIAS’s teenage dreams and paranoid fantasies about Teddy and Malcolm ripping him off.
But the true genius in the plan was that this guy really had to do little work. ALIAS had to break into Teddy’s office and get the bank account numbers for the ALIAS money market account. Mr. Thompson – bless his heart – acted as his legal guardian (with just a little maneuvering or forgery) and siphoned every bit of cash from the fund that was earmarked for the kid when he turned twenty-one.
I told him that I’d start with the owners of the building and look for any short-team leases he probably did not sign. I asked ALIAS more about the woman from the club and the secretary. The club girl was hot. The secretary had a big butt.
“Why an island?” I asked. “Where did that come from?”
“Shit,” he said as we climbed back in the Gray Ghost. The smell of a warm rain mixed with exhaust and heat from the asphalt.
“You sure no one else could’ve seen them?”
He shook his head.
“No one ever came with you? Took a phone call? Vouched for these folks?”
“No one,” he said. He turned the bill of his Saints cap backward and slumped into his passenger seat.
“I’ll have to talk to your friends,” I said, spitting the Bazooka out the window. The gum had lost its taste and I reached for a fresh piece.
“Do what you got to, man,” he said. “My friends got heart.”
He pounded his chest two times and raised his chin into the wind cutting from the road.
6
When Jojo opened his business back in 1965, he hired one of the best bartenders in the Quarter. Felix Wright transcended just pouring Jack into a shot glass or popping the top off a Dixie. He performed. He’d have a cold beer rolled down to you from five feet like in an old Western. He kept a file of New Orleans facts in his head, things about Jean Lafitte or Andrew Jackson. Louis Armstrong or Sidney Bechet. Some of it was probably bullshit. But Felix made you feel welcome. Made you feel like you owned a little bit of JoJo’s, too, while he’d tell you about the night he’d seen Steve McQueen shooting The Cincinnati Kid.