"I'm not sure, but I know I wasn't speeding," Nina said, smiling her widest and brightest. "I can see an orange aura surrounding you, Officer." Nina used a long, polished nail to draw a circle in the air around his torso. "That means you're confused. This is all a misunderstanding."
The officer frowned. "I need your identification, too."
He looked right at Gretchen.
"As you can see, I wasn't driving. I'm in the backseat. Why do you need mine?"
"Hand it over."
Gretchen did as he asked. He stared at her for a minute, then studied her license. "Yours, too," he said to April.
"I'm calling my attorney," April replied.
"Call whoever you want," he said. "After you show me some identification."
"I don't have any," April said.
"Wait here," he said.
"Auras don't lie," Nina called out the window. "You'll see."
"What are you doing?" April said to Nina. "Stop with that mumbo jumbo, or he'll lock us away."
"Or worse," Gretchen said. "He'll think you're drunk."
"Should we tell him we're undercover?" April said.
"Charlie's Angels don't get tickets."
Nina tittered, and that started April off. Hee-hee. Hawhaw.
"This isn't funny," Gretchen said. "Why did he want my license?"
"And what's this attorney thing?" Nina said to April.
"You don't have a lawyer."
"I wanted to intimidate him."
"Shhh, here he comes."
"Your brake light isn't working," he said. "Step out of the car, please. You, too." He looked at Gretchen.
"How about me?" April said. "Should I come?"
"Yes, ma'am. And take the dogs with you, especially that one." He looked at Enrico. "Leave your purses where they are."
Another squad car with lights flashing and siren wailing pulled in ahead of Nina's Impala. The women stepped out, Gretchen carrying Nimrod and Nina clutching Tutu and Enrico. April had her cell phone pressed to her ear before the car doors slammed shut. Another squad car arrived.
"This isn't good," Gretchen said. "Something's seriously wrong."
April gave someone on the phone their location.
"Hurry," she said before hanging up.
"Come with me," the first Phoenix police officer said. He walked them to his car and opened the back door.
"You can wait in here."
They crawled in, first Gretchen, then April. Nina squeezed in. The cop slammed the door and walked away. Gretchen tried to open the door on her side. "It's locked," she said, although she already knew that.
"We're trapped," Nina said, holding Tutu and Enrico on her lap.
"We weren't going to make a run for it, anyway," April said. "This is unnecessary brutality. Look! They've left the windows open an inch. How nice. They're treating us like animals."
"Who did you call?" Gretchen asked.
"You'll see."
Gretchen fought against a wave of claustrophobia. The women looked through the cage separating the front from the back of the squad car and watched what was happening. Two officers were searching Nina's car. They opened the trunk, moved seats, checked the glove compartment, the engine. Another went through their purses, examining each item. Nina's bag interested the officer the most. He pulled out several wee-wee pads that she carried for doggy potty stops and began ripping them apart, studying the contents.
"What in the world. .," Nina said from the far side of April.
One of them slid under the Chevy.
"What on earth are they doing?" Nina said, no longer kidding around.
"Searching for something," Gretchen said. "They aren't going to find anything, are they, Nina?"
"Other than a lot of dog paraphernalia? No."
"I don't think that's the kind of paraphernalia they're looking for," Gretchen said.
"Well, mumbo jumbo queen," April said to Nina. "You tell us what's going on."
"The police officers' auras are all orange. I'm pretty sure that means they don't know what they're doing."
"You're pretty sure?" April groaned. "You don't even know what the different colors mean."
"Sure I do. Most of the time. These are unusual circumstances."
"How long can this take?" Gretchen said, careful not to whine. She wasn't a Charlie's Angel. The Angels would have found a way out of this situation before they were locked up inside a squad car.
Being stuffed in a backseat with April, Nina, and three dogs wasn't her idea of a fun time. She watched the officers continue to search the Chevy. A blue car pulled up on the other side of the street, made a U-turn, and parked in front of the growing line of vehicles. Gretchen groaned.
"What's he doing here?"
"I called him," April said with a big grin. "Would you look at those biceps? He can be my Charlie any day."
Gretchen tried to slink down in the seat. Matt strolled to the front of the squad car where they were imprisoned. Hands on hips, he shook his head. April gave him a wave and a giggle.
"I thought we needed help," she said.
"Do we ever," Nina agreed.
One of the officers approached Matt, and they went into a huddle. Matt looked surprised when he turned and stared at them. Then he made a phone call and paced back and forth in front of the Impala.
"What's he doing?" Nina asked.
"Arranging for jail cells?" Gretchen suggested.
"Oh, get outta here," April said. "He's our protector. They can't arrest us."
"Here he comes," Nina said.
The back door swung open. "I have to search all of you," Matt said, his eyes twinkling with mischief. "Then you're free to go."
"Me first," April said. "You're so naughty." Nina practically fell out of the car as April scooted toward her. Gretchen rose from the squad car last. "Is this your idea of a joke?"
"What?" He grinned. "You think I did this?"
The officer who had stopped Nina's car walked over with their driver's licenses. "I'm letting you go this time,"
he said to Nina. "You're not getting a ticket, but get that brake light fixed." He nodded to Matt. "We'll be going."
Matt nodded back.
The cop's eyes shifted to Gretchen. "I'd watch this one,"
he said. "Yesterday we had a formal complaint filed against her. She had an altercation with a passerby not too far from here."
"Makes it hard for her to have been in Mexico, doesn't it?" Matt commented.
"We'll be going," the cop managed to say after mulling over the timeline.
Nobody said anything until the squad cars edged back into traffic.
"They can't stop us and search Nina's car without reasonable cause," Gretchen said.
"Yah," April said
"They had a tip," Matt said. "A car matching this description with three women inside was suspected of being on a drug run from the Mexican border."
"What?" Gretchen couldn't believe it.
"Rocky Point, to be exact," he said. "Did you snorkel in the Sea of Cortez while you were there? That's my favorite thing to do."
Gretchen stared. "Very funny." What was he, the class clown? She'd been smashed in the back of a squad car while all her personal belongings were searched. And he was making jokes.
"There aren't that many red vintage Impalas running around the city," Matt explained. "You weren't hard to find. The broken brake light gave them a legal reason to stop you and search the car."
"That's outrageous," Nina chimed in. "Where did this supposed tip come from?"
Matt shrugged, and from the firm set to the detective's jaw and his penchant for secrecy, Gretchen knew he wouldn't tell them if he knew. "You're free to go." He held the front passenger door of the Impala open for April. But his eyes never left Gretchen.
"Did you see him checking you out?" April said when they were back on the road. "He has the hots for you bad."