‘Wake up, dummy,’ Calloway was telling Mike. ‘Time to get a good smacking.’
Hate had grabbed one of the reds in his paw and was making his way towards the chairs. He tossed the ball as he walked, catching it each time with a slap of his cupped palm.
‘Lots of bodies to dispose of,’ he speculated.
‘No shortage of resting places,’ Calloway assured him. ‘We’ve got the North Sea and the Pentland Hills, not to mention all those building sites around Granton…’ Then, to Mike: ‘I’ve already had a fulsome apology from Westie here.’ He made to pat the young man’s cheek, causing Westie to flinch and screw his eyes shut in expectation of something harder. At the sight of this, Calloway gave a low chuckle and turned his attention back to Mike. ‘But not much by way of explanation.’
‘You expect me to fill you in?’
‘Before we fill you in,’ Hate growled.
‘I hope there’s no extra charge for the lousy puns,’ Mike said. Hate wrapped his fingers around the snooker ball and drew back his fist.
‘I told you, Hate – he’s mine!’ Calloway snarled, stabbing a warning finger towards the Scandinavian.
‘You’re not in a position to order me around,’ Hate told the gangster.
‘My town, my rules,’ Calloway spat back. It was like watching two caged animals, feral, territorial and deadly.
Hate spat on the floor, then channelled some of his pent-up anger towards the ball, hurling it at the wall behind the chairs. When it landed – out of Mike’s sight line – it failed to roll, telling him it had split in two.
Calloway leaned down so he was level with Mike’s face.
‘My boys tell me you were quite the Sir Galahad with your lady friend… But how smart was it to go back to your damned flat?’
‘About as smart as kicking and slashing your way through half a million quid’s worth of art instead of taking it with you.’
‘The old red mist descended,’ Calloway explained. ‘Besides which, what the fuck do I want with paintings?’ He rose to his full height and walked along the line till he was in front of Westie again.
‘Leave him alone!’ Alice raged. ‘You touch him again, I’ll rip your balls off!’
Calloway gave a whoop, and even Hate offered a lopsided grin of admiration.
‘She’s a tough old broiler, Westie, isn’t she?’ Calloway asked. ‘Easy to see who wears the cock in your house…’ Then, for Mike’s benefit: ‘Westie here tells me it was Gissing’s idea to switch paintings on me. He doesn’t seem to think you knew anything about it.’
‘You’ve been to Gissing’s house?’ Mike waited for the gangster to nod. ‘Then you’ll have seen the evidence. I’m guessing he left town yesterday. Maybe even before that – explains why he couldn’t be reached on the phone. I thought he was lying low, but actually it was more like deep cover. That house of his must’ve been on the market for weeks, meaning he knew exactly what he was doing.’
‘And what was he doing, Mikey?’
‘Let the others go and I’ll tell you.’
‘Nobody goes anywhere,’ Hate interrupted, stabbing a finger in Mike’s direction. The finger was encased in sleek black leather. A driver’s glove. Hate had started to pull them on, one for each hand. Mike knew what that meant: some work – manual work – was about to be done. And no fingerprints. He focused his attention on Calloway.
‘One thing you need to know – both of you. I’m not afraid of you. Maybe I was once, but not now.’
Nor was this mere bravado – almost the only thing he had left, it seemed, was a sudden and irrational lack of fear. The school bully was right there in front of him, and Mike wasn’t flinching. He was aware of the others watching him as he spoke: not just Laura, Westie and Alice, but even Allison, who was leaning forward, straining against his restraints for a better view. Hate, too, hands now gloved to his satisfaction, was acting the spectator.
‘You should be afraid,’ the gangster was saying.
‘I know,’ Mike agreed with as much of a shrug as his bonds would allow. ‘But somehow it’s not working. Maybe it’s because of all that money you need me to get for you.’
‘I can lay my hands on plenty of cash without your help!’ Calloway snarled, but not even Hate looked convinced by the outburst.
‘Let them go,’ Mike stated calmly. ‘I can tell you the whole story once they’ve walked out of here.’
‘Not a chance,’ Hate growled.
‘What do I need the “whole story” for, anyway?’ Calloway added. ‘I know I’ve been cheated, and that’s all that matters.’ He straightened up and started rolling his shoulders, limbering up for the task ahead. ‘Which one do you want to kill first, Hate?’
‘The strongest,’ came the answer. ‘Always leave the weakest until last.’
‘Wise words,’ Calloway conceded. ‘Probably means we should start with Westie’s little ball-breaker.’
‘Bring it on,’ Alice said, baring her teeth.
‘With pleasure, sweetheart.’
Mike realised that he had to start telling the story – it was the only thing that might postpone all their ends.
‘You’re not the only one who’s been conned,’ he blurted out to Calloway. ‘We all have – in as much as we’ve been set up for a fall. Gissing planted a seed in my head, then watered it by coming up with the notion of switching paintings. The plan was so well conceived, he’d obviously been thinking about it for a long time. In fact, he said as much. But suddenly he had an absolute need to put it into action, and that meant finding allies – allies who’d then take the fall on his behalf.’
‘You and your flaky friend Cruikshank? Don’t go thinking I’ve forgotten about him, by the way.’
Mike nodded, then wished he hadn’t. When Glenn had thumped him, he’d done a sterling job.
‘Me and Allan,’ he said, swallowing back the nausea. ‘Gissing already had his eye on Westie for the role of forger. He was wary of you becoming involved, though – it raised the stakes, I suppose. But he soon changed his mind. At the time, I thought it had been too easy to persuade him, but now I can see his thinking – out of all of us, you were the perfect fall guy, someone the police would love to nail. But then you went and asked for a painting… Well, as far as he was concerned you were one of the great unwashed. He couldn’t let you have a precious original – that would have been sacrilege. At the same time, he doubted you’d ever spot a fake, so he made Westie here prepare an extra copy without the rest of us knowing.’
Westie was nodding. He picked up the story. ‘The professor came to see me. He told me he needed an extra copy of the Utterson, and no one was to know about it. I asked him why and he told me I was better off staying ignorant. That “ignorant” rankled – I knew it was the way he’d always thought of me.’
‘So you added one of your little secret flourishes to the finished article?’ Mike guessed.
Westie nodded some more. ‘We made the switch while you and Allan were back in the warehouse doing the final check. The professor hid the real Utterson inside the back of one of the paintings he’d chosen for himself – it was a nice snug fit.’ And then, for Calloway’s benefit: ‘Honest, Mr Calloway, if I’d known it was meant for you, I’d never have agreed.’
Mike watched the gangster pat Westie’s cheek again. He was thinking of all the other clues, clues he should have spotted: the plans Gissing had drawn up, with so much thought and detail having gone into them, and the professor’s own comment when Mike had said that the plan itself seemed perfect – most plans do, when you first think of them… Yes, Gissing had had the heist in mind for some considerable time, but not just so as to steal some paintings – he’d been doing that for years without anybody noticing. Sneaking the occasional small masterpiece out with him when he visited the warehouse on one of his many ‘research’ trips. But then he must have learned of the upcoming inventory – a full and thorough inventory – the first one in years. He’d realised then that the missing paintings would not be overlooked. So he had brought forward his retirement without telling anyone outside the college. His house had been placed on the market. And then he’d gone fishing for companion plotters. When he’d first laid out the plan, he’d made sure to tempt Mike with the Monboddo and Allan with the prized Coultons – appealing to their avarice… When the inventory’s discrepancies were noted, the police investigation would zero in on these dupes – after all, hadn’t they just pulled off a heist? Stood to reason they’d be the ones with the missing paintings, leaving Gissing himself tucked away somewhere out of sight. Somewhere abroad was Mike’s guess. It wouldn’t be anywhere the professor had discussed; would be some secret place that he held dear. He’d mentioned Spain, then changed his mind and said the west coast of Scotland – one of his very few slip-ups, and Mike should have realised at the time what it meant.