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You usually knew in that first split second whether the other guy was serious.
In Vietnam, lots of guys had to prove they were big macho killers, had to keep telling this to themselves over and over again because otherwise they’d go weak with terror whenever a leaf rattled out there in the jungle. So one way they tried to prove it was to lean on anybody they thought would back down.
Come to think of it, this may have been the origin of all that Russian roulette stuff in The Deer Hunter. Because lots of times out there, weapons came into play during the showdown process.
Now if you were going to lean on somebody, it was usually better not to choose some guy who weighed three hundred pounds and was built like the Chesapeake and Ohio. Because this man would chew up both you and your rifle and then spit out railroad spikes. So you didn’t go bumping on him, you didn’t go waving your weapon around in his face unless you felt it would be patriotic to get killed by a fellow American instead of a gook.
What you tried to do, if you were looking to bolster your own courage and make yourself feel like a great big macho killer, was you tried to pick on somebody who wore eyeglasses and who looked sort of scrawny and whose middle name was Jellicle, was what you tried to do. Shove your rifle in his face, man. See if you could get him to back down. And usually you knew in that first split second whether you had him or not.
And vice versa, if you were the one who was looking into the barrel of the rifle—as had so often been the case with Michael—you knew immediately whether the guy threatening you would really paint the jungle with your blood if you didn’t back off toot sweet, as they all used to say in their bastardized, learned-from-the-gooks French.
Michael had never backed off.
Even when he knew the other guy was dead serious.
The ones who were all bluff and bravado, you dismissed with a wave of the hand, boldly turned your back on them, went back into the hooch to smoke a joint.
But the red-eyed ones …
The ones who’d had too much of the jungle and were no longer capable of telling friend from foe …
The ones who had murder scribbled crookedly on their mouths …
These were the ones it was essential to stare down.
Because if you backed off from them now, if you let the barrel of that automatic rifle force you to turn away, why then one day they would shoot you as soon as look at you. No warning next time. Just pow when the jam was on, in the back, in the face, in the chest, it didn’t matter, they knew you were nothing but dog shit and they could waste you whenever they wanted to, and wasting you would give them the magical power to kill all the gooks in the jungle. It was like eating your testicles or your heart or whatever Long Foot Howell had told him the Indians used to eat after they’d scalped you.
What you did, you said, “Fuck off, okay?”
And if he didn’t choose to do that, you walked right up to him, and you slapped the muzzle of the rifle aside with the palm of your hand.
And if the muzzle refused to be slapped aside, if those little red pig eyes in the man’s head were telling you that he was going to blow you away in the next count of three, why then what you had to do was kick him in the balls the way Michael had kicked Charlie Wong in the balls only several hours ago. And while the man was writhing on the ground in pain, you stepped on his face hard, which Michael guessed he’d have done to Charlie Wong if Detective O’Brien hadn’t shown up in her sexy underwear, braving the cold and all. And once you’d stolen the man’s face, why then you could turn your back on him the way you did with the other kind, just saunter away into the hooch for a little smoke. Maybe ask him to join you if you were feeling generous. And maybe he’d shoot you anyway one fine day, but chances were he wouldn’t.
The situation here was identical to all those showdowns Michael had survived in Vietnam, where he’d sometimes thought he’d rather face a whole platoon of gooks rather than another red-eyed American trying to show he wasn’t scared.
Crandall wasn’t doing such a good job of showing he wasn’t scared. It was Michael’s guess that the man had never held a gun in his hand before this very moment and that the sight of the larger weapon in Michael’s hand was causing him to have some second thoughts about keeping him here until the police showed. Panic was in his eyes. He definitely did not want a gunfight here at the old O.K. Corral.
So Michael did what he would have done in Vietnam when facing a bluff. He dismissed Crandall with a wave of his free hand, turned his back on him, and started for the door.
Which should have worked.
But it didn’t.
Because apparently Michael hadn’t learned a lesson he should have learned many, many years ago, and the lesson was Watch Out For That Harmless Little Vietnamese Woman With Her Gentle Smile And Her Innocent Eyes Because She Is Deadlier Than A Crack Male Regiment.
It was Jessica Wales who hit him.
She hit him very hard on the back of his head with something that sent him staggering forward toward the front door, in which direction he’d been heading anyway. He knew better than to let go of the gun. He also knew enough to roll away, the way he’d rolled away into the snow when Charlie Wong was trying to kick his brains into New Jersey. This time the foot that came at him was wearing an ankle-strapped shoe with a stiletto heel that looked like silver or perhaps stainless steel as it came flashing toward—
The woman was trying to stomp him.
He had seen many black soldiers in Vietnam stomping other soldiers. They had learned this art while growing up in lovely ghettos here and there across the United States. Where lovely Jessica had learned it was anyone’s guess.
But she definitely was trying to stomp him.
Not kick him.
Stomp him.
Kicking and stomping were two different things, although often used in conjunction. When you kicked someone, you were trying to send his head sailing through the goal posts. When you stomped someone, you were trying to break open his head like a melon. Squash it flat into the pavement. The pressure point in the stomping process was the heel. In Vietnam, the heel had been flat and attached to a combat boot. Here in the living room of Jessica Wales’s apartment, it was four inches long and tapered to a narrow point. If that heel connected with his head— Michael kept rolling away.
There were here-again gone-again glimpses of long legs flashing, white thighs winking, the silver robe parting and flapping as Jessica tracked him across the floor, searching for an opportunity to step on him good. He rolled, rolled, rolled blindly into the wall, came to a frightening dead stop, and was scrambling to his feet when he saw Jessica bending her right leg and reaching down for the shoe. Tired of stepping and stomping, she had undoubtedly decided it would be better to wield the shoe like a hammer. And was now in the process of getting the shoe off her foot and into her hot little hand.
Fascinated, he watched her little balancing act.
Blonde Jessica standing on one foot, opposite leg bent backward at the knee, right hand sliding the heel of the shoe off the heel of her foot—
He would never have a better shot.
He lunged forward, ramming his shoulder hard against the leg she was standing on, knocking her off balance. The shoe flew off her foot and out of her hand. As she tumbled over backward, legs splayed, the robe opened disappointingly over a triangular patch of very black hair.
Michael leaped to his feet.
“I warned you!” Crandall shouted.
And fired.
At first, Michael thought he’d made a terrible and perhaps fatal mistake. For the first time in his life, he’d wrongly identified a genuine shooter as a bluffer. But then he saw that Crandall was looking at the smoking gun in his hand as if it had suddenly developed fangs and claws. This thing here in his hand had actually gone off! That’s what his astonished face said. He had pulled the trigger and this thing had exploded in his hand and a bullet had come out of it and had in fact whistled across the room to shatter a mirror on the wall above where Jessica was already getting up off the floor in a tangle of legs and open robe and mons veneris and one silver shoe.