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Reward: You get to wait until January of 2021 before you can read the next one.

The good news is the next book has clowns and dead hookers in it.

Carl’s Doomsday Scenario will be available in January of 2021. Don’t worry. It’s already written and ready to go. Cheryl is editing it right now. Thank you for reading. Seriously. Please, please leave a review. We live and die by our reviews, and it’s super important. So if you read this and enjoyed it, please review it. It’s against Amazon’s rules to offer a prize to those who review books, but I will risk Amazon’s wrath and offer my services to be the father of your babies if you post a review. See you in ’21.

About the Author

(This is where we switch to third person and pretend like Matt isn’t writing this himself.)

Matt Dinniman is a writer and artist from Gig Harbor, WA. When he isn’t attending cat shows, wrangling dogs, feeding turtles, playing bass in a punk/metal band, or writing books that make guys named Kyle threaten to kill his family because he called a goblin an incel, he designs cat-themed greeting cards and decorations. If you’ve ever walked into a Target or an IKEA or a Home Goods, looked at the weird wall art they have for sale there, and thought to yourself, who buys this crap? The answer is, “Not nearly as many people as Matt would like.” So please buy all his books. (Or his art!)

Mailing List! Patreon!

Join the Matt Dinniman mailing list and get the dope on new releases and more! Join up here!

If you’re feeling especially saucy, you can join the Matt Dinniman Patreon and read advance chapters and whole books before they come out on Amazon.

www.patreon.com/dinniman

Also by Matt Dinniman

Kaiju: Battlefield Surgeon (Horror LitRPG!)

Dominion of Blades Series (LitRPG!)

The Shivered Sky Series (Angels vs demons!)

The Grinding (A horror novel!)

Trailer Park Fairy Tales (Short stories! One of them even won a fancy award!)

The page where we tout Facebook groups so they let us spam them about this book

Over on Facebook, if you want to talk about Gamelit. I mean if you really want to talk about Gamelit, check out the Gamelit Society!

Wait, there’s more! There’s the super-awesome extreme LitRPG Books Group!

One More!

Check out one of the OG LitRPG forums over on Facebook. It’s https://www.facebook.com/groups/LitRPGGroup