“So, you haven’t heard from another olianuni player? A male called Rustle of Leaves?” Oilcan shifted the conversation back to Elvish for Merry’s sake.
Moser shook his head. “Never heard of him. Why?”
“Windchime gave him a letter of recommendation,” Oilcan said. “Merry says he should have arrived already.”
Merry nodded. “At Aum Renau, they said he took the train to Pittsburgh almost a month ago.”
“A month ago?” Moser’s voice echoed the dismay Oilcan felt. “If there was a new player in town, we should have heard about it. You know how people talk.”
Merry’s hand stole into Oilcan’s. “Do you — do you think something bad happened to Rustle of Leaves?”
Oilcan thought of Merry standing alone on the street, where any stranger could have picked her up. She would have gone with anyone. “Rustle of Leaves? Is he a double, too?”
Merry nodded. “Windchime said it would be safer for him to make the trip, since he was male and older than me. He said that Moser was a good person and would keep him safe.”
“Ah, shit,” Moser swore. “We’ve got to find this kid, Oilcan.”
The NSA agent, Corg Durrack, answered his phone with “Well, if it’s not the other Bobbsey Twin.”
“I need some help,” Oilcan said.
“What? Is it Find Novel Ways to Kill Durrack and Briggs Day? Fucking hell!” Gunshots rang loud over the phone.
“What the hell was that?” Then Oilcan realized what Durrack meant by Bobbsey Twin. “Is Tinker with you? Is she okay?”
“Oh, the fairy princess went home hours ago! God forbid she gets hurt! Let the NSA deal with fucking spiders from hell!” Another gunshot. “I’ve seen dogs smaller than these things!”
“Stop whining, Durrack,” his partner, Hannah Briggs, growled. “And ask the kid the best way to deal with spiders.”
Judging by the sound, they’d found a nest of steel spinners. “Flamethrower is the only way to clean out a nest safely.”
“Ha! Told you! Flamethrower!” Durrack said.
“Fine, let’s get out of here and find some flamethrowers.” There was another gunshot.
“Hold on.” There was noise of the two NSA agents running with occasional gunshots and a good deal of cursing on Durrack’s part. Finally he put the phone back to his ear. “Okay, so how do you want to kill us?”
“I need help finding a kid.” Oilcan explained how Rustle of Leaves had left the train station on the east coast but hadn’t arrived at Moser’s.
“Wait, the kid you’re looking for is an elf?”
The NSA agents had just arrived in Pittsburgh in June. While they obviously learned fast, there was much they didn’t know about elves. “An elf child. He’s like sixteen or seventeen.”
“Like?” Durrack laughed. “But really sixty years older than me?”
“Elves are still basically eight years old when they’re your age. Rustle of Leaves might be ninety, but he’ll look and act like a seventeen-year-old human — only he’s going to be a hell of lot more naïve. Elves are extremely sheltered while they’re growing up. He would have walked off with anyone that offered him a ride to Moser’s without realizing the danger he was getting into.”
“If Pittsburgh supported video on their cell-phone network, you could see me playing the world’s smallest violin.”
“He’s just a child,” Oilcan said.
“He’s an elf. Let them look for him.”
“I can call Tinker, and she’ll call Maynard, and Maynard will call you and tell you to do it. Or I can owe you a favor.”
Durrack was silent for a minute and then breathed out a sigh. “Oh fucking hell, I hate this planet. Fine. I’ll help you find this kid.”
3: PROTECTION MONEY
Tommy Chang had no sympathy for the humans of Pittsburgh. Every time he heard someone complaining about how dangerous the city had become with the war between the elves and the oni, he wanted to punch the speaker in the face. Pittsburgh had never been safe — not for his half-oni kind. He’d grown up a slave to his brutal oni father; his money controlled, his family held hostage for his good behavior, and his every action watched.
Tommy had wanted freedom, so he had thrown in with the elves during the last big battle. Somehow everything had changed, yet stayed the same. The city was under martial law, so the elves were controlling his cash flow. His family had to register as known oni dependents. And the arrival of a summons from the viceroy meant that the elves were keeping track of his moves.
If Tommy was currently free, then somehow he’d confused freedom with starvation. He didn’t want to go talk with the viceroy at his enclave, but the elf owed him money that he desperately needed. At his knock at the enclave gate, a slot opened and elfin eyes studied him with suspicion.
“I’m Tommy Chang. The viceroy sent for me.”
The slot closed. When the gate opened a few minutes later, armed elves filled the courtyard beyond. Most of them were common garden-variety laedin-caste soldiers, but sprinkled among them were sekasha with spells tattooed down their arms in Wind Clan blue.
Tommy figured it would go like this, but it was still hard to ignore the fear racing through him and calmly step through the gate. He raised his hands carefully as the gate clanged shut behind him.
“I’m a half-oni.” They were going to find out one way or another, and he didn’t want to give them an excuse for killing him. “The viceroy ordered me here.”
“Weapons?” One of the sekasha-caste warriors asked.
Tommy surrendered over his pistol and knife. They searched him for more. He hadn’t been stupid, so there was nothing for them to find. As a final humiliation, they had him take off his bandana and reveal his catlike ears. Tommy locked his jaw on anger; he’d vent his annoyance when he knew he was safe.
Windwolf waited in a luxurious meeting room. With cool elegance, the elf noble wore a white silk shirt, a damask cobalt-blue vest, and black suede pants. That was elves for you — everything had to be done with polished style. Windwolf acknowledged Tommy with a nod.
“This wasn’t necessary,” Tommy said. “You could have mailed me a check.”
“I wanted to talk to you. Sit.”
Tommy considered Windwolf and his bodyguards. While the sekasha bristled with swords, guns, and knives, the viceroy seemed unarmed. Tommy had seen the elf blast down buildings and set oni troops on fire with a flick of his fingers; Windwolf didn’t need knives or guns — he was a living weapon.
Tommy took a chair. “So talk.”
Windwolf laid an envelope onto the table.
Tommy studied the thick, white envelope as if it was a trap. He couldn’t see the strings attached, but he was sure they were there.
“That is for the damage I did to your family’s restaurant,” Windwolf said.
Tommy’s great uncle started Chang’s at a time when Pittsburgh existed solely on Earth. After the first Startup, the oni sought out Chinese families who had family members in Pittsburgh and used them to gain a foothold in the city. While his grandfather, his mother’s husband, and Tommy’s half-brother were held hostage for good behavior, his mother and her three younger sisters escorted Lord Tomtom and his people to Pittsburgh and the sanctuary of the restaurant. Once Lord Tomtom was safely in Pittsburgh, all three hostages were killed. His mother and aunts became useless except for whatever pleasure they could give the oni.
Tommy was the oldest of the half-breed children that survived. For twenty-eight years, Tommy had done mostly what he was told, and dreamed of somehow killing every last oni, starting with his father, Lord Tomtom. A week ago, he risked everything to save Windwolf’s life. The stupid elf fuck picked a fight with oni warriors, blowing out the restaurant’s front wall and structurally weakening the building to the point that it collapsed.