Being around the MiTT my last few days in Iraq made me realize something: No matter how dicked up everyone is on our team, or how idiotic or lazy people are, I still love all of them and think we had the best adviser crew Iraq has ever seen. We may not have been blessed with the most talent or that much brainpower, but we sure as hell knew how to have fun and make things happen with limited resources. For all the bitching, complaining, fighting, and hatred I had seen between the members of our team, I think circumstances brought us together as brothers in the end.
On my last day in Kuwait I focused on the beauty of McDonald’s golden arches and the many women in camp. When you haven’t seen a McDonald’s or a woman in a long time, they do wonders for you.
Later on in the day, on our adventures around the Kuwaiti camp, Adams, Doc, Le Gette, and I went on a four-mile walk to visit the local market. We wanted to load up on pirated DVDs for the ride home and purchase gifts for family and friends. Four miles away from the main camp we tried to hitch a ride with one of the many U.S. Army or U.S. Air Force personnel that drove by. We were passed by no less than ten unloaded fifteen-person passenger vans. Nobody wanted to help the Marines. In all honesty, though, we didn’t really care. We had survived hell and lived to tell the tale.
We were the few. We were the proud. We were the Marines.
PHOTOS
APPENDIX
GLOSSARY
2/3. 2nd Battalion, 3rd Marines.
3/3. 3rd Battalion, 3rd Marines.
Ali Babba. Arabic term for “thief” or “robber.”
berm. Large mound of dirt that acts as a protective barrier.
BIOP. Baghdad International Airport.
BOLO. Be on the lookout.
chemlight. Chemically activated light source similar to a glow stick.
CO. Commanding officer.
COC. Combat Operations Center.
comms. Short for communications.
CP. Control point; command post.
CWIED. Command-wire IED.
DoD. Department of Defense.
ECM. Electronic countermeasure.
EOD. Explosive Ordnance Disposal
FOB. Forward operating base.
GPR. Gunpowder residue test.
H&S Company. Headquarters and Service Company.
HET. Human Exploitation Team.
hooch. Living quarters; home.
HUMINT. Human intelligence.
IA. Iraqi army.
ID. Identification.
IED. Improvised explosive device.
IP. Iraqi police.
JDAM. Joint direct attack munition.
JIEDD TF. Joint IED Defeat Task Force.
jundi. Arabic for “soldier.”
KBR. Kellogg, Brown and Root, a former Halliburton subsidiary.
khubbis. Iraqi homemade bread.
MEDEVAC. Medical evacuation.
MiTT. Military transition team.
mm. Millimeter.
MOD. Iraqi Ministry of Defense.
MRE. Meal, ready-to-eat.
ODA. Operational Detachment Alpha (reference to U.S. Army Special Forces Team).
OIF. Operation Iraqi Freedom.
OP. Observation point.