Sten had been too battered by recent events to be shocked by this doomsday prognosis. It all made very tired sense. "Fine. The window's open. How do we get through?"
"I have nothing I can dignify with the word plan" Sr. Ecu said. "But I do have a proposal..."
"Thank God. Let's hear it"
"All over the Empire, many beings feel exactly as we do. Perhaps all they need is encouragement. Now... You have forces at your command. What if you waged a guerrilla campaign? A series of blows that would arouse the citizens everywhere. Many of them might join us.
"When the pressure builds until the Emperor can no longer bear it, we make an oifer. We demand he abdicate... or agree to a constitutional monarchy. There have been successful governments of that type in the past He would be Emperor still. Have all the glory. But not total power."
Sten's hopes sagged. "We don't have a prayer for that," he said. "You're right, Sr. Ecu. You're no soldier.
"Here's the reality. The Emperor holds all the cards. The only reason I've kept my head on my shoulders so far is because he's still in a reactive position.
"He may be mad, but he's certainly the smartest being I've ever met. The Empire's enormous. So it takes a very long time to come up to speed. If the Emperor wants to throw a punch, thousands and thousands of details have to be dealt with first.
"But, believe me, when that punch lands—which it will, and I guarantee he won't miss—we'll all be bloody smears on the pavement."
Rykor rolled in her tank, spilling water over the side. "He's right, Sr. Ecu. I've lost count of the number of operations the Emperor has consulted me on. And that was how it always came out in the end."
"Another flaw," Sten said, "is even if we could bring that much pressure to bear, he'd never agree to step down now. Much less share power. Why should he? He's the Eternal Emperor. Practically a god to some beings."
"No wonder," Sr. Ecu said, very grim. "He appears immortal. A key definition of godhood as I understand it."
"I really doubt that," Sten said. "No one can be immortal. Claudius proved that."
"But we all saw what happened when the privy council struck," Sr. Ecu protested. "All over the Empire, billions witnessed him die. Then... six years later... we were there to greet him, you and I, when he stepped off that ship. As if he had risen from the dead."
"Mahoney said it's happened before," Sten said. "Several times. And each time he was assassinated, according to Ian, there was a very large explosion. Just like this last time. As if he had a bomb implanted in his body.
"Also, each time he was quote killed endquote, he returned approximately three E-years later. This time it was six. The longest it has ever been."
"But you don't believe our late friend?" Sr. Ecu said.
"I have to admit Ian knew more about the Emperor than any other being alive. I have whole cases of research he compiled aboard my ship. When there's time, we plan to go through it See if there are any weaknesses we can uncover.
"But as far as immortality goes... No. I don't believe it. He's as human as I am."
"Then how do you explain what happened?" Sr. Ecu asked.
"I don't," Sten said. "The historical facts say it occurred. Natural facts say it can't. I'll stick with nature over history every time. History has been known to lie."
"Now I know what the Christians were envisioning when they invented Hell," Rykor said. "We are living it. And are doomed to stay here until the end of time. And after listening to Sten, I see no possible solution."
Sten sipped absently at his drink. Scattered thoughts were beginning to coalesce. He slammed the glass down. "We're going to try, dammit!"
"But how?" Sr. Ecu wanted to know. "I'm afraid your argument has convinced me. I'm with Rykor. There is no hope."
"Maybe just a sliver," Sten said. "But forget about trying to make His Highness see reason. Emperors, he's told me time after time, don't need to see reason. They are the reason.
"Therefore, we either have to capture him... or kill him."
‘This is the part I always like," Rykor burbled. "Goal setting. It makes one feel so satisfied."
Sr. Ecu said, "But you just explained—quite logically, I should add—that the Emperor is too powerful for us to defeat."
"We have to keep making his size work for us," Sten said. "Keep him in a reactive position as long as possible." He drummed his fingers on the table. "If we can draw his forces out... stretch them to the limits... then... in theory... size won't matter. We look for a hole—or make one, dammit—and punch through. We don't have to take all the pieces. We only need to kill the king."
"Assuming all these impossible things become possible," Sr. Ecu said, "we are still left with the same dilemma as the privy council.
"Without AM2, the Empire will collapse. You know as well as I that all modern industry and transport is based on that substance. And only the Emperor knows its source."
"The privy council spent six years trying to find it," Rykor agreed. "And they didn't come close."
"I've thought about that before," Sten said, remembering a late-night talk with Cind after they had first suspected the Emperor had gone mad. "I'm not so sure it's that bad a fate. To live without AM2, I mean. When we were running out—during the privy council's reign—things were bad, true. But at least a whole lot of beings were learning to fend for themselves."
"It will be the end of interstellar travel," Sr. Ecu said. "Which means we will all quickly become strangers again."
Sten shrugged. "Maybe it'll be good for us. Starting all over again. Besides, maybe someday somebody'll figure a way to synthesize AM2."
He filled his glass with stregg. "Of course, it'd be easier if I can get him alive. Toast his toes, or something. To get the secret of AM2 out of him."
Rykor shifted her bulk. "One large problem... just to add to the others. What if you're wrong about the immortality aspect? What if there's another big blast—I'm assuming you'll take this in consideration and stay at a safe distance—and he disappears. Only to return. A few years later."
"I still think it's a trick," Sten said. "Sleight of hand. Or maybe he does it with mirrors. Whatever. If I can pull this chess match off—and pin his royal behind—I promise you that whatever cosmic misdirection he's been pulling won't make me look the other way."
"I see no other choice," Sr. Ecu said. "Speaking for the Manabi—and I do have that authority—I pledge our complete support."
"I'll need it," Sten said. "I'd appreciate it if you can lay the diplomatic groundwork. Obviously with total secrecy."
"As a matter of fact," Sr. Ecu said, "I put out a quiet word or two already.
"There are many natural allies... the kind that come with some successes. Your attack on the broadcast station was a good start. Actually, the fact that you are still eluding the Emperor's minions is an even better one."
"I'll try to keep it up," Sten said dryly.
"What about me?" Rykor asked. "How can I assist in this grand crusade?"
She burped daintily. "My, but that's an interesting potion, Sr. Ecu. I must acquire your recipe."
Sten rose to his feet. "Rykor, my gentle sot, you're coming with me. We're going to put that tricky brain of yours to work skewering the Eternal Emperor."
"Ah ha. I fight at last To arms! To arms!"
When they rolled her tank aboard the Victory, Sten's newest gallant warrior was snoring blissfully.