‘Oh? How come?’
‘I found out that he’d been cheating on me.’
‘On you? No kidding! He must have been crazy.’
‘Not crazy. He just enjoyed hurting people. But I’ll tell you something. Cheating on me was the worst mistake he ever made.’ They ate in silence for a while, the young man occasionally shaking his head with disbelief. Finally, his head stopped shaking. He decided that maybe he’d cheat too on a grown woman who gets her kicks stealing cactus. Good looks aren’t everything. Who wants to live with a crazy woman? He drank off his beer. The last of it was warm and made him shiver.
He went to the car and took the shovel from the floor in the back. ‘You want to come along? Pick out the ones you want and I’ll dig them up for you.’
He watched her wad up the cellophane and stuff it, along with the empty beer cans, into the paper bag. She put the bag in the car, smiling at him and saying, ‘Every litter bit hurts.’
They left the car behind. They walked side by side, the woman glancing about, sometimes crouching to inspect a likely cactus.
‘You must think I’m rather strange,’ she confided, ‘picking up a hitchhiker like I did. I hope you don’t think… well, it was criminal of that man to leave you out in the middle of nowhere. But I’m glad I picked you up. For some reason, I feel I can talk to you.’
‘That’s nice. I like to listen. What about this one?’ he asked, pointing at a huge prickly cactus.
‘Too big. What I want is something smaller.’
‘This one ought to fit in the trunk.’
‘I’d rather have a few smaller ones,’ she insisted. ‘Besides, there’s a kind in the Saguaro National Monument that I want to get. It’ll probably be pretty big. I want to save the trunk for that one.’
‘Anything you say.’
They walked fardier. Soon, the car was out of sight. The sun felt like a hot, heavy band pressing down on the young man’s head and back.
‘How about this one?’ he asked, pointing. ‘It’s pretty little.’
‘Yes. This one is just about perfect.’
The woman knelt beside it. Her shirt was dark blue against her perspiring back, and a slight breeze rustled her hair.
This will be a good way to remember her, the young man thought as he crashed the shovel down on her head.
He buried her beside the cactus.
As he drove down the road, he thought about her. She had been a nice woman with obvious class. Crazy, but nice. Her husband must’ve been a nut to cheat on a good-looking woman like her, unless of course it was because of her craziness.
He thought it nice that she had told him so much about herself. It felt good to be trusted with secrets.
He wondered how far she would have driven him. Not far enough. It was much better having the car to himself. That way he didn’t have to worry. And the 836 he found in her purse was a welcome bonus. He’d been afraid, for a moment, that he might find nothing but credit cards. All around, she had been a good find. He felt very lucky.
At least until the car began to move sluggishly. He pulled off the road and got out, ‘Oh, no,’ he muttered, seeing the flat rear tire. He leaned back against the side of the car and groaned. The sun beat on his face. He closed his eyes and shook his head, disgusted by the situation and thinking how awful it would be, working on the tire for fifteen minutes under that hot sun.
Then he heard, in the distance, the faint sound of a motor. Opening his eyes, he squinted down the road. A car was approaching. For a moment, he considered thumbing a ride. But that, he decided, would be stupid now that he had a car of his own. He closed his eyes again to wait for the car to pass.
But it didn’t pass. It stopped.
He opened his eyes and gasped.
‘Afternoon,’ the stranger called out.
‘Howdy, Officer,’ he said, his heart thudding.
‘You got a spare?’
‘I think so.’
‘What do you mean, you think so? You either have a spare or you don’t.’
‘What I meant was, I’m not sure if it’s any good. It’s been a while since I’ve had any use for it, you understand?’
‘Of course I understand. Guess I’ll stick around till we find out.
This is rough country. A person can die out here. If the spare’s no good, I’ll radio for a tow.’
‘Okay, thanks.’ He opened the door and took the keys from the ignition.
Everything’s okay, he told himself. No reason in the world for this cop to suspect anything.
‘Did you go off the road back a ways?’
‘No, why?’ Even as he asked, he fumbled the keys. They fell to the ground. The other man picked them up.
‘Flats around here, they’re usually caused by cactus spines. They’re murder.’
He followed the officer to the rear of the car.
The octagonal key didn’t fit the trunk.
‘Don’t know why those dopes in Detroit don’t just make one key that’ll fit the door and trunk both.’
‘I don’t know,’ the young man said, matching the other’s tone of disgust and feeling even more confident.
The round key fit. The trunk popped open.
The officer threw a tarp onto the ground and then leveled his pistol at the young man, who was staring at the body of a middle-aged man who obviously had class.
The Mask
The Palace Theater screened a different horror classic every Saturday at midnight. Allan Hunter hadn’t missed one in over a year. Tonight, he’d watched the original Nosferatu with Max Schreck.
Though he owned a car, he’d always made the two-mile journey from his apartment to the Palace afoot. The trip to the theater was enjoyable, but it was the return trip that he craved. He knew there were dangers. A more sensible man would drive to and from the movies rather than risk a mugging, or worse. But if he drove, safe and insulated inside his car, he knew he would miss the thrill.
For Allan relished the mysteries of the night.
Apartment windows enticed him. If dark, who slept within? Or who didn’t sleep, but lay awake or made love or stood at the black windows, peering out, perhaps watching him wander by? If still aglow in the deep hours of the night, who was about inside, doing what?
The shops and stores along the way, locked and deserted, intrigued him. If their fronts were barricaded by iron gates, all the better. The accordion gates tantalized Allan. They whispered of the owner’s fear. He often stopped and peered through them, wondering what needed such protection through the night.
Each time a car swept past Allan on the quiet streets, he tried to glimpse who was in it and he wondered, going where? People heading home after work, after a late film or party? A lover on his way to a rendezvous? A wife fleeing her brutal husband? A maniac on the prowl for his next victim? Often when a car went by, he imagined that its brake lights might suddenly flash on, that it might swing to the curb in front of him, that its door might fly open and someone call to him - or leap out and rush him. Just thinking about that gave Allan goosebumps.
And so did thinking about what might lurk in the dark spaces along his route: recessed entryways and those narrow gaps he encountered where two buildings didn’t quite join - and alleys. Such places gave him a delicious tingle. He always quickened his pace to get past them. Often he couldn’t force himself to glance in, appalled by the possibilities of what he might find. Derelicts, or worse.